Month: April 2021

Let’s brainstorm…okay star wars is dead. Let’s take Highlander, Thundercats, roin warriors and Covid vaccine…here we go.

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This is going to be a weird one.

Prologue

The quickening

December 25, 2020

God Empeor George

I listened to the reports that my advicers were giving me on the progress of the invasion of earth. It sounded like everything was going easily according to plan. The U.S.A was headed to a down turn with the puppet leader Biden being put in place and the eastern countries were all fucking with each other to notice our people coming into their lands. Countries would fall, mortals would die and the empire would gain new slaves to advance our great ambitions.

All was shaping up but for one thing. One big event that took place.

Change. Nothing ruined a well organized plan like it. The fools in power didn’t see it but it was happening.

My advicers were down playing it to me to play kiss ass. But, I was fucking awake.

“Are you sure you can get eighty percent of earths population to take it before the change takes place in Gen Y and Z?”

They were quiet. My eyes were on a digital display of earths populated areas. The silence lasted to damn long. It let me know they didn’t know shit for sure so they were going to bullshit me.

“Emperor the projections are in place and the science is with us. Negating that fact the vaccines are only the means of the first strike to stop anymore proceeding quickening.”

Damnnation and back. The quickenings were happening already. Holy shit. Damn it. They failed to mentioned that before now. It had been a mistake to reasure me. I had to get my War lords to earth to hunt down the ones that were changing into roins. Last time I acted to slow I had to wipe out a whole fucking race of warrior cat humans.

I couldn’t afford to that shit again. The empire needed slaves, warriors and concubines.

I nodded. “Send Arrow and his brothers to North America to over see vaccinations for next year. They should-” I paused as I watched a communications station blimp out. It could have been a power outtage but I knew that was bullshit. That station was well guarded and protected.

I brought up a sky image of a few minutes ago in earth time of the location. Five black armed soldiers invaded the compound and with less then an hour escaped but not before setting the building on fire.

Hmm. “The blue states are under control it’s time we stomped Texas and Florida into submission.”

“We’ll do Emperor.”

I started at the area on the digital screen the power station went out. Waco, Texas.

I don’t know? It might shape up to be a good story but then again not much here but a question. What the fuck is going on?

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Art. Real art from movies, comics paintings is supposed to speak to you back what is true.

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I believe that shit to my immortal American Highlander soul. Real art is supposed to call to that side of you that was passed down to you in your blood in your culture.

Art is supposed to mirror back to you what is true. Western art. Again for us we have a saying….the Good, the Beautiful and the True.

Matt Damon is a Pimp cocain liberal asshole to his core. Fucker shook hands with fucking elite gangster assholes and has a card that shows you the date when he took the ticket however….

Goodwill Hunting is a fucking work of art my friend. Nothing he’s done sense can top it in my estimation. The fucking words. The fucking moments of truth about how fucking people act from cultural standing and the inner demons of fear some of us have to dual with on the regular…holy shit.

I watched that shit almost as much as I watched GroundHog Day. GHD is still better. Goodwill hunting though. That shit spoke to me. That shit had a scent of beauty and truth.

I remember the words like quotes from the books of legends past. Goodwill Hunting is art to me. It’s of a kind the type of art I dream of crafting in words and feeling.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

An Ode to Ground Hog Day

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Yeah. I watched this shit waaaay to much!

But, the reason being. I love this movie.

Phil cycles through his life in repeats and reruns. This is way before he enters the day of repeats into forever in a single day.

He starts his journey from confusion to acceptance to degenerate behaviors all converging into a metaphorical shitter of lost hopes and depression.

He can do anything he wants but he can’t find his way to capturing, stealing, or sucking happiness out of the mortal men and women that live in a state of it in the moment.

His journey. Is our journey. The road to wonderland. The road to Oz. The road to happy thoughts and living, just living.

It began with one knee downward touching the ground..humility.

Honesty. Virtue. Wisdom. Truth. The noble virtues. Happiness came and in that happiness change came and like the laughter of a child draws your attention love was finally attrached and made a bid for his heart.

Holy shit. Hot damn! What a good movie.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Should a man seek to be a pimp instead of a simp? That’s like saying should a man seek to be a cult leader instead of cult member? #FuckedUpShit

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What the fuck my dude? I grew up with Highlander movies and Cobra. It used to be enough for a man to be a bad ass. Shit.

Come on my dude. This shit isn’t hard. A pimp is no different from a fucking slave owner who beats his slaves, works his slaves and fucks his slaves. Jim Jones did the same bullshit too until he bought into his own bullshit.

A simp. Holy shit! A dude that worships females. Holy shit.. You don’t worship a female. You put that bitch on a table and give her the hammer treatment with a Sunday surprise if she acts right.

The notion of dude worshipping a female any female. Holy shit. For female bullshit alone no female is worth bowing down to but I have met some females worth flipping off or giving a legal spanking in court.

No my dude. You must be you have to be a mother fucking bad ass.

Pimping?! The idea of dealing with female bullshit on the regular is crazy to me. That type of dude maybe loves pussy and money more then he loves being sane and free from an endless supply of female bullshit.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day, Grease by Frankie Valli

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I think of the song and it makes me think of my childhood. I feel the groove and feeling of being back in the fucking 90s sitting on the porch in the summer time and eating some water melon.

Fuck, I don’t think I had a shirt or shoes on at the time during those summer days on the porch and my Momma was on her rocking chair snapping peas for dinner tonight singing negro spirituals.

I’m fucking with you. But, the song does feel like a captured moment in the past. A time life was simple from the view point of a child and summers lasted longer and running around was a great rush of adventure.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

You know I watched the 1987, movie Grease as a kid and think that’s were my 5’5 shorty addiction took hold.

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I just had this thought like why the fuck did I like the movie Grease as a kid. Was it the cartoon intro? The romantic bullshit Prologue?

Nope. It was the fucking blond 5’6 chicka with the vocals. Don’t give a damn about the story my dude. Was there a story? It all seemed like a bunch music numbers and bullshiting.

Hold up!

I remember one thing that pissed me the fuck off about the movie from the jump. Danny’s friends? Those mother fuckers was fucking cuck blocking Danny from working Sandy up to the idea of sex and him actually liking her as a damn person. That bullshit fucked with me as a kid. Danny didn’t need no damn help and they fucked with his mind and macing pace.

Anyway, I liked Sandy from the jump and I could enjoy her singing. She’s a good girl the kind you pick up and put on a nice bed.

That shit turned around in the end though. She turned in to a bad bitch. The kind you put on table and claim that bitch as your own.

I was ten or twelve at the time. Fuck I know when and I was looking at my parents coffee table and wondering hmm.

Hot damn. That bitch was fine back in the day. She’s in her seventy’s now and married.

Yep. She’s in her seventies. She’s got a beautiful daughter to damn tall though. Damn. She was a fine chicka. Hmm.

Anyway, have a good day.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

You remember that time Jeffrey Epstein “killed himself” in jail and we all laughed.

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I’m telling you my dude. I almost pissed myself in laughter the minute I heard the bitch Jackel ass killed himself in prison. But, that wasn’t the funny part.

The funny part was watching the news, and the government talking heads and assholes with money all agree that he killed himself. Why? Because felt remorse? He didn’t want to go to prison?

Holy shit.

This piece of fucking burning shit was fucking with women and girls for years. The law did nothing to stop him and anybody with money or brain knew that bitch was dirty.

Holy shit.

The minutes. The hours. The seconds. The day this bitch went down we knew this bitch is really going down.

We all didn’t know how fucking funny it was going to be though.

Fucking dumbasses thought his bitch ass was going to prison. Holy shit.

I am fucking crying just writing this shit and thinking back to the day he was found dead. Today his death be came a meme for he got epsteined

Payback came late but mother fucker, one mother fucking evil son of bitch died a rip roaring death. Holy shit what a day.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P. S.

All my Black Rambo skin folk were counting down the days and bitch it was a natural holiday of laughter, cookouts and brotherly love. Holy shit!

Brainstorming. Tomorrow  people 1990s. Urban fantasy. The problem of killing.

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I’ve had a problem with the killing rule of Tomorrow People 1990s version. Not the notion of it but the reason. In the show it was some weird bullshit evolution or de-evolution switch.

Kevin Grey

Lisa

Chapter ?

I was getting out of my part time job at McDonald’s and headed for the spot where my mother was usually waiting for me in her car. She wasn’t there. That wasn’t right. I sent out an echo searching for her mind. Nothing.

“Lisa.”

I turned toward the woman. She was a tall beautiful white Irish lady with lovely long red hair. She was dressed in blue jeans a leather jacket. She was a stranger. She felt like I should know her but I couldn’t hear her.

I walked around her keeping distance. “Where’s my mother?” I asked.

“She’s with the family. I can take you to her. I can teach you how to become stronger then who you are. I can make you a true paladin warrior for your country.” She said using some type of spell in her voice to make me want to obey her.

I kept my distance. “Wow. Hold it. I don’t know you. I’m not a warrior or paladin. I’m just a normal sixteen year old kid.” I said. I stopped when I heard the echo of a violent thought from behind her mental shield.

I stared at her now. “What the fuck happened to you?” I said with meaning to. She wasn’t supposed to be this way.

The girl blinked in suprise. “You care?”

I stared at her. “Of course I care. You were my sister.”

She glared at me. She had a gun and was thinking about taking me by force. She was losing focus on her shield. “So what now? Your going to abandon me like him and the others.”

What the hell was going? I didn’t know her. I shook my head. “Your mind is plagued in blood and violence. Your blocking us out. This isn’t who we are. This isn’t our orgin. This is their way. Not ours.” I said and held out my hand. “Come with me Becky.” I said as I felt the call of Orgin. As I felt Adam waiting. “Please.” I said.

Becky stared at me I felt her anger and rage still but she kept it in check. I had said the right words. The words that were logical and from my heart. I needed to save her. My mother would take time to find and save but Becky.

Becky looked behind me. I felt someone blown away. She did it though I know she could have done worse but it might have hurt me. I stepped toward her.

She backed up and drew her gun.  She stared at me. You can’t save me little sister. I’m to far gone. I can’t find the way home again. Go home. I’ll let you go now but next time I’m keeping you.

I stared at her. I’ll never give up on you. I will find a way.

Becky smiled. “I know.” She said and fired the gun.

I dropped into the sea and worked my way up to the surface. Adam was waiting for me and took my hand. We felt it then. Shit. I did not need this now. I didn’t even know Adam. Well I did. Damn it. The next second we were on the beach.

Adam smiled nervously at me. How about some breakfast?

“Adam. I’m sixteen and your nineteen. Happy Birthday. I’m not doing this shit right now. I have to find my mother.”

Adam snorted and I laughed understanding hit me at the same I heard the echos of his own thoughts.

He smiled. “Ah yeah. You really need to slow down little sister. Breakfast first and then we need to get a game plan going to finding your Mum. ” Adam said not belittling me but a little nervous himself about the whole touch thing.

He led the way to the orgin and I looked around. Adam noticed and nodded. “Kevin and Pete aren’t here yet.” He said.

“They should be here tonight though.” I said finishing his thought and my own. “Damn that’s weird. So about Becky?”

Adam shook his head. “That’s going to take even longer. She’s older then us and been changed by the magic bullshiters con game. Be patient. I think you’ll win her over to our side.”

“Do you know how or when?” I asked.

Adam shrugged. “The fuck I know. We have limits to our power and magic bullshiters have an edge in this world.”

“Yeah so ah. Do you want to talk about-“

“No. So stop thinking it. I don’t have an answer and I don’t want to think about it now of all times. The others will be coming and here’s the entrance.” Adam said stopping at the door to the orgin.

A red glow of energy surrounded him with glow lighting flashing and then he was now in the orgin.

Show off. I touched the entrance and it lite up and then sucked me inside to the main room of the orgin.

Adam held out a long glass of breakfast to me and a butterfinger. I frowned at the candy bar but took it and the glass.

He smiled. “The breakfast drink taste better with it. The orgin provides what the body needs but not modern flavor.”

I smiled. “Thanks.” I said and dipped it in the breakfast drink before taking a drink. It tasted like grass and air but the butterfinger helped.

– I have to stop here. I could go on and on with this shit. –

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Okay it’s been some time let’s talk about why we should abort rapists and Jackels #PTBTS

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Look I’m trying to make the case every once in a while it is perfectly okay to legally take a Jackel or Rapist to the back of a barn and…

Put that bitch to SLEEP.

Real talk. Jackels are a bain on society and a shit stain on masculine pride day. More on MP day later…

Look. I understand the need to do things legally. I’m all for the shit. Putting Jackels in prison tell the prison population about their evil crimes and addiction to fucking with the legazy of fathers and mothers.

Turn out the lights, open a prison door and pick up the body in the morning….

All seriousness. What is wrong with acknowledging we all want and desire a world where we can legally put a bitch to sleep? Can’t we all agree that given the go ahead by an elected official or The Lord himself putting the magnum in our hands we would gladly put bitches to SLEEP.

Real talk. My Black Rambo skin cousins have a quiet code about this shit or a tradition long standing. If you are caught. Holy Shit. The Black Rambo turns into Judge Dredd. “Bitch you better turn your ass in before uncle Leroy find out what you did and put your Bitch ass to SLEEP.” – Momma Rambo with a 45. Peace maker. She didn’t wait for Uncle Leroy she had a hair appointment that day.

Shit kickers I know have a more open policy about it. I’m in shit kicking texas my dude. Just the other day I saw a decal on a red SUV. It was two figures. One shit kicker standing over a kneeing Jackel with a peace maker in his hand.  There was a saying around the two figures it said….

Kill your local pedefile…now I don’t agree with notion of killing. Murder is wrong.

I support legally taking a bitch ass Jackel to the back of a barn and putting that BITCH to SLEEP.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

How did The CW the Flash show become converged into big mac shit sandwich.

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If you do something long enough and study the good and bad in the process you get the feeling for when something has converged from being creative to being a shit sandwich layered in mayonnaise.

The strange case of the Flash on the CW converging into the shitter. A post that deserves a deep analysis of it’s own but being short on time because I got to get to work let’s cut through the bullshit.

The Flash was a simple B graded show in the beginning. It had heart and simple stories and a likeable main character good budget at the beginning. It didn’t need to be more it started out good.

What the fuck happened? In a word. A shitstorm. It became an overbloated shit storm my dude that other shity CW shit shows sucked the fucking blood and life from to stay alive.

Now. If you like the shit storm of the CW shit machine to each his own bullshit. But, honest and true. At the fucking beginning The Flash as a show that focused on the charecter and his story is much more watchable then what the fuck happened with all these side characters fucking their way into the Flash’s universe.

It’s a lesson in art. You can start out focused and over bloat your shit from the focus.

Or

You can start out with a mess and turn the shit around by focus and detail. Bob Ross would have said it more elegantly.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P. S. We didn’t need a Super Girl show mother fucker. Wonder Woman can have as many shows from now to forever. Fuck it. Team Wonder Woman rules. Suck it, Super Girl fan boys.

Brain storming..1990s tomorrow people, urban fantasy. Maybe, Cyberpunk? Let’s roll the dice.

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Okay long story short. I hate CW. They got some bullshit tomorrow people show. Is it canceled yet? No. Don’t tell me. I’m doing something different and more fun an alternate 1990s corny and Urban fantasy and maybe Cyberpunk.

Kevin Grey

Prologue: The island

Adam

I smelled the sand first before I awoke with a shit kicking headache. What the fuck?

I came to my feet to discover I was on an island. It was the island. The point of orgin.

I frowned at that thought and knowledge. How the fuck did I know that. I got to my feet brushing the sand off my jeans and shirt. I pulled back my hair from my face and looked around as I made my way toward…the entrance.

Yeah the entrance had to be twenty four paces from the shore. North straight on ahead.

The knowledge was coming to my mind fast now. I was being pulled to the place. I looked around wondering where Kevin and Lisa were and then wondering who the hell were Kevin and Lisa.

I wasn’t the first to awaken. Why the hell was I here before everyone else?

To many questions. It would take time to manage the flow of information coming at me. I remembered just a few hours ago being in a fight with my ex girlfriend about the guy at work she was thinking of fucking. She had planned the whole shit out.

I had asked her to move out because the shit was beginning to be to much. I had started hearing her think the shit and I was seeing her imagination of them fucking. She had given me endless denials and the spells she tried on me to make me forget or ignore what I heard from her mind. Magic was bullshit. It never had any effect on me though I had been told all my life my mind was powered by it.

I had had enough when she bought some panties for the special day.

I had packed my shit got in my car and drove off. I didn’t know where.

The crash. That’s what happened. Some asshole had ran into my car purposely and then another car hit me from the front and then before I realized I couldn’t hear their thoughts they open fired on my car.

One bad thing after another in my fucked up life. First my parents dying in a car crash now, my girlfriend cheating on me and I was about to die. I just wanted to go home. Pain. Energy. Both hit my body and then I woke up on the beach. No. I woke up. Home. I was home.

I stopped as I got to the entrance of the orgin’s core. I dropped to my knees and dug for a few minutes until the circle entrance lite up and a passaged opened. I was sucked inside to the core.

A bit long but I like it.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg