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There is nothing more American then a natural distrust of the government. Oh and conservatives are pussies

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I am an American Highlander. I cew on iron and spit out bullets. This is the theme for how I roll. I naturally don’t trust the government.

Why?

You must be new here. Let me make it plain. The government. The United States of America has fucked me, my ancesters, my skin folk, my kin folk and distant cousins over more times then your average male senator from New York State has fucked a dude in short pants.

My skin folk are a forgiving folk. You give them some attention and resources and they’ll forgive a grip. They pour all their energy into hating on each other or shit kicking cowboys. It is what it is and all that bullshit.

Me. Not so much. I’m none conventional type of dude. You fuck with me and smile in my face I write your ass off and keep one eye behind me encase you feel in a need to hit up me from the back. I know how to aim and execute a right leg back-kick right to your balls my dude.

I hold no allegiance to a fucker that would rather piss on me then stop a fucking war that would take money out of my pocket and the lives of the young and poor. Fuck that noise.

I maybe under the thumb of government overlords but then again I’m not the one living in fear of real republic upring. They’re all fucking cowards living in fear of the people they fuck with on a daily basis.

I wonder what would happen if said rich and powerful overlords made a miss calculated step.

There is no two party system here. There is only us and the fuckers that live in fear of the people going to town on their collective asses. Young fools and suckers believe what they will. It’s not the power to vote you should value here. It’s the power to break my foot off in a Governor’s ass for fucking with my mind because the mask shit or fucking with my money because the goble war shit.

Oh. But seriously GOP conservative stable of hoes are what they are. Fucking sluts and asshoes that don’t know a fucking fight they haven’t run from or lifted their faces for Pimp Cocain Democrats to give them the Pimp hand on the face and ass.

Damn. It’s looking to be another lovely day here in shit kicking Texas. I hope you enjoy your Friday.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Covid Mask Theories Crept Keeper Joe’s passport to buying and selling fear and freedom.

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The fucking ride doesn’t end my friend.

It had to come and who better to sell it to beta bitch simps and fear enduced dunces then our corpse and chief Crept Keeper Joe.

The word is Crept Keeper Joe and his puppet masters behind him are hangling passports to traveling/buying/selling/fucking for you and I to have so that we can be patriotic to the mass numbers of dumbasses still shitting in fear about Covid. 

The Covid vaccine is a magical cure to the black plague of our time.

The government and shitheads in charge want me to take this shit seriously? Mother fucker stop fucking with my fucking mind and my money and open the fucking country up my dude. I’ll survive either way but don’t try to pimp me with the political bullshit. You lift your pimp hand up at me and you might find the shit blown the fuck off by my friends Colt and 1911.

Real talk. I’m a 21st century gentleman so don’t fuck with my private little world of friends and family. You can have your vaccine and delusional bullshit but don’t fuck with me. I’m not your slave your not my master.

Anyway it’s all just one more slice of shit that shitheads want to force into my focus away from dealing with real shit I got to get done.

Big brothers Apple, Google and corporate elites are pushing for the shit. Makes you wonder what’s in the shit and why they can’t let fuckers choose on their own to take it or not.

Remember this shit. Fuckers are okay with the government now that Big T is out so they’ll let them slip it in no condom or choice. Fucking to willing to accept a fucking collar and the boot.

I ain’t okay with it. It smells to much like some fucker in a suit thinking I’m his fucking slave. No thanks my dude. I don’t do that dom and slave shit game.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

History is written by bullshiters and simp ass losers so can you trust what you think you know?

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Just a question on my mind now. I woke up and thought about a lot of the bullshit we’ve been told by the government and the ministry of propaganda.

A lot a people now are comfortable with the shit because it’s comfortable lies masked in 1 percent truth. It’s easy to accept when it’s rosy and you don’t have to think much about a Crept Keeper in office that doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground and Washington Dc still being located up and under the consent watchful eyes of big brother’s sister She/him.

But, fifty to hundred years from now when the state of America will be long gone. I do wonder when your descendents will be walking around will they wonder how did we all go brain dead and believe the lies of the overlord leaders. The lies of the past will be obvious to them.

If some young asshole should ask me this question I would say…

Lies of the past? Bitch, the ministry of propaganda is still alive and well today. They call themselves the care bears news network.

They’ll look at me and wonder how a young man like me could know that shit. I wouldn’t even bother to tell I’m an American Highlander.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The Covid mask experiment might be coming to in end in Texas I give zero fucks

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Yep. The damage has been done and I got plans and shit to do still so I can’t say I give much of a zero of a fuck overall.

The normal everyday citizens didn’t learn shit about the massive amounts of brain washing and mind control that went on. It is what is it is. Big T isn’t in office so the powers that be that control the country have decided to end the shit show of covid mask theories.

For the most part….

Still me being me. I can’t help finding it all a little funny in a dark humor way. So much money spent and lost to go to a vaccine that is about as trust worthy as you can trust the government to handle a natural disaster or a winter storm.

Holy shit!

Again, Covid is serious but let’s call it what it is. A massive media push for control and dominance over our fucking minds and putting us in a continuous state of panic and fear over one of the Covids in a list of respiratory conditions that effected mostly the very old and the already very sick.

It’s just one big shit show. We’ll get through it but fuck if I want the assholes who put us through this shit to make it 2022.

Warm, Regards

Guardiandogg

Where’s the bullshit? The game not on consoles

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I don’t mean to do it. It just comes to me sometimes when I hear an absolute statement or someone’s trying to sell me something.

That’s nice but where’s the bullshit?

I don’t watch the news or listen to a politician speak on what they’re planning or whose the “real” enemy because automatically I find myself thinking.

Okay. Now where’s the bullshit?

Because I know humans in general do a lot of bullshiting. You can only trust someone completely when they’re telling you who they are.

Example. Ben Shaprio. I remember watching the Rubin Report long time ago. It was an early interview. Where Dave talked with Shaprio about his personal political beliefs and what matters to him.

Shaprio was open and honest about his classical Liberal beliefs and of course he points out that he is a jew a number of times on the show.

He talks about being jewish a lot. So I know two things. He is a classical Liberal (whatever the hell that means now a days) and he cares strongly about being a jew and America protecting Israel and fighting against Israel’s enemies. He values his Jewishness as he should it’s his heritage and he is a citizen of Israel of course.

What struck me was how nakedly honest he was about being a liberal. Of course he wouldn’t say I am a liberal blue dog. He has a wife and kids to feed and asses to kiss. His whole stick is being a bullshit artist for the GOP stable of Hoes. But, that’s what he is from his own lips.

We all bullshit. When someone tells you trust me this is exactly what’s going on or your silly or dumb for thinking something else.

My questions are. Why do you give a fuck? Are you paying my fucking bills, bitch?

And…

Where’s the bullshit?

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Crept Keeper Biden…he just gives off that beta bitch feel

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Now I’m going to be speaking on Black Rambo SSH lingo. I was raised one and until my first quickening at sixteen I would have remained one.

Crept Keeper Biden. I got to be honest. He just gives off that Beta bitch feel my dude. Sure he’s an old fucker with one last girl to sniff and then that bitch is done but still did he ever have the alpha flow. Hell no.

He never had a gangster lean and or an ounce of Alpha dominant confidence in his fucking life my dude. Now he’s an older fucker sitting in a chair while demon’s whisper in his ear.

No shine. No gusto. No flow. He used to have alpha speech flow. Now. He’s just an old fucker. Lord knows how long this fucker will live. If he isn’t dead already and we’re seeing a fucking zumbie puppet on a string.

Fucking hell.

People voted for this shit. Fucking boring. War and more taxes. Fucking boring. Same old shit.

I thank God I got more shit to be concerned about these days. Not enough conflict and pull with that dude.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

GOP hoe theories: Mike Pence is a dumbass hoe

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Yeah.

I’ve been thinking on this shit a lot lately. Now for those not in the know. A GOP hoe is a mother fucker that will say he’s defending the rights of the people on his team. But what this bitch will do when the time comes to act will do contray to they said they will do.

Call a spade a spade my dude. You got a dude at work you work with. You need a ride to work one morning because the car don’t work. You ask him for a ride. He says sure. But his ass don’t show up.

You make it to work some how and ask him about it. He gives you an excuse sounds solid but the bullshit radar is up now.

You get into another jam. Same thing and the bitch don’t show up even after he gave you his word. You find out later he’s friends with some asshole you don’t rock with at work and the asshole told your “friend” to fuck with you. Do you get me?

Mike Pence is a bitch ass hoe for big Daddy Pimp DNC. It’s the hoeing business you see. Those in the business and those getting the business the suckers and johns and those watching the shit for what it is my dude. I mean come on would you trust a dude that turned on a dime against his own supposed “boss”?

Get the fuck out of here my dude.

Us vs them. The elites vs the peasant class. You on my team if your getting fucked in taxes or your son and my son are sent to another fucking war for someone’s sexual addiction. The more things change….well you know the rest.

Mike Pence isn’t a turn coat shit bag. He’s dumbass hoe working in the hoeing business.

Hot damn. The first funny dumbass shit of the year. More will be coming.

It was something to see. You need to know what a dude will do if you get jammed up in a corner. Will he be in the shit with you or will he turn and stab you in side my dude for favor or some silver. Real talk.

Traitors are bitches. You know it. I know it. Jesus knew it when the fucker dipped his bread in his cup my dude. That bitch looked the Lord in the eye and ran like bitch in the night to get that silver my dude.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

High level bullshit: Politics from an American  Highlander’s prospective

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Politics in general is a bullshit game of those that do the fucking and those that get fucked from behind a table.

American politics for those not in the know is a bullshit game of illusion and deception. To the general public you have the deception of Democrats vs Republicans. The defenders of the poor and the evil big business assholes. There are clear binary lines. Between my team and your team.

Holy fucking shit!

Think about that shit. Has life ever been that fucking simple. Holy fucking shit.

Mother fucker it’s more like cocain pimp Democrats and their stable of loyal hoes vs the sucker they trying to hit up for capitalist transaction. Cocain Democrats keep their street agents in line and The stable of hoes make you believe you have a really big dick and they really hate their pimp and are trying to leave him and they really love you.

The rest are suckers or johns. Holy shit. There is more of a conflict/contrast between the crepts and the bloods fighting over a damn street corner my dude.

Contrasts

Grand Master pimp cocain Nacy Pelosia career politican. She has a masters in female bullshit and doctorate in the grifting game. Hey, no hate on my end. Look at her record my dude. She get her shit done and is a wealthy world class master of the political bullshit game my dude. Look her shit up that bitch will put Al Capone to shame.

Older then fucking Noah with power and money and still holding down a marriage for thirty plus years. Bitches need to take notes. A fucking old dirty OG.

Big T that dude is a fucking legend. He came into the bullshit game of politics simply by name alone and getting in when the Pimp cocain Democrats were counting their money and the stable of GOP hoes were taking a shit.

Big T revealed all that bullshit in the bullshit game of politics to the world and the suckers and Johns looked to the cocain pimps and stable of hoes GOP to find out if it was true.

Holy shit! Shorty said she loved me. She wouldn’t lie to me.

Get the fuck out here you damn simp.

You know the story. I’m a fucking highlander so I’ve seen it before. I’ll see it again. Still waiting for the punch line though. Everything is just to damn calm for me. I can taste conflict and fight in the air.

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Holy shit crept keeper Joe is on a roll

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Holy shit!

Holy mother-fucking shit!

The fucking ride doesn’t end. I don’t know about you my friend but we are living in exciting times. No other country on this god forsaken planet can dream and hope and pray for a fucking crept keeper corpse to be the next president and be surprised when

Shit starts hitting the fan when we get what we asked for. Hey, I didn’t vote for the corpse and chief but fuck it. I’m in this shit with my fellow dumbass.

Mother fuckers are surprised they didn’t get the high prized hocker and cocain they were promised now that Big-T is out playing golf and sitting on a bed of money wondering what mother fucker will he sue first for liable.

Holy shit! That sound your hearing is me shitting myself with laughter. Please sweet Jesus let the fucker live for two more years. I need some joy in my life.

I’m sitting in a financial depression and surrounded by a confederacy of dunces that can’t see it.

[Ten points to my book nerd family if you guessed the reference correctly.]

Holy shit!

No.

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

We live in a time of historical events. A time of testing and a time we few, we proud and inheritors of the rebel blood of independent soldiers get the shit test.

In other words, get some balls and strap in and ride this mother fucker until the wheels come off.

[A hundred points to my comedy family if you get the last line.]

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

An Ode to Door Dash

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I can craft a meal in the kitchen. I can cook chicken and wild rice that have the panties down in two seconds. But, why go through that bullshit my friend when DoorDash is a true friend indeed.

In the morning, I order some IHOP double decker pancakes from my bed. No pants required. No fucks given.

It arrives at my door my deliever has my shit and says a friendly”Good morning, Sir.” And “enjoy your meal.”

Hot damn!

I don’t get that much respect from half my bosses at work that give me the evil eye because my mask isn’t covering my whole fucking face. Motherfuckers trying to push me to the breaking point. They might find my foot breaking in their collective asses.

But,

I been there done that. I got the bullet wound and middle finger up to that bitch fate.

Pause!

Doordash. Morning, noon and night. My steady friend. My one true reliable source of comfort. Civil unrest is at my door. Crept keeper Joe is on the war path try to please the demons’ whispering in his head. Trouble is the phantom with two 45s. in the room.

Doordash. Oh sweet Doordash. If a warm meal wasn’t enough you also provide Krispy cream dounuts two dozen and more at my desired request.

Hot damn. Bitterness of life and sweetness of sugar induced delight. My god what a country. Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Politics is an arena of Rhetorical speech

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I’ve heard it said many times in the past. Once, twice a hundred plus times in a year.

NPC: Why doesn’t Orange man stop his rhetorical speech and accept NPC narrative about him. He must accept he’s a racist. He is white. Therefore he is racist. Boom!

Orange man: Look at them talking about me again. Their so confused. Losers enchanted by their storytelling. Watch this. “I think if you don’t want to be here you should leave.”

NPC: We got you. Racist. White. Supremacist. White Supremacist racist. Boom! Violence. Impeach him. Violence impeach him.

Orange Man: Look at them. I wrote the book on this. Do you remember the chapter?

L. M. Parker: Chapter 2. Great book by the way. My mother got it for me before she thought you were insane.2020 Is going to be a circus show.

Orange Man: Just sit back and watch the show.

L. M. Parker