A bastardiced version of Powerpuff girls live action is coming. Nobody asked for the shit but CW provides it for you. Holy shit!

Hello, I’m guardiandogg and I’m American Highlander bad ass nerd. Now that’s out of the way.

I love the OG powerpuff girls. Pure 90s cheesecake cartoon shit. Big heads included my dude. Fucking CW is making some bullshit live action shit of Powerpuff girls.

The bullshit cometh. The fucking show already looks like a big mac shit sandwich with no fries just a milk shake of piss. Fucking buttercup is a black power princess.

Holy shit.

Everybody knows fucking buttercup is an asian barbie land princess.

Holy shit.

Bitch!

Holy mother fucking bitch!

The 90s was a throw back to the 80s and now 2000s, 2010s, 2020s is a bizarre world of a throw back to creative mainstream shows going into the shitter.

What the fuck is in the water these brain dead western assholes drink…

bleach?

Or

Cocain?

Look my dude all joking aside. It is looking to be a lovely Monday morning in shit kicking Texas enjoy your day and go watch the OG powerpuff girls for a laugh at my silly ass.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Should a man seek to be a pimp instead of a simp? That’s like saying should a man seek to be a cult leader instead of cult member? #FuckedUpShit

What the fuck my dude? I grew up with Highlander movies and Cobra. It used to be enough for a man to be a bad ass. Shit.

Come on my dude. This shit isn’t hard. A pimp is no different from a fucking slave owner who beats his slaves, works his slaves and fucks his slaves. Jim Jones did the same bullshit too until he bought into his own bullshit.

A simp. Holy shit! A dude that worships females. Holy shit.. You don’t worship a female. You put that bitch on a table and give her the hammer treatment with a Sunday surprise if she acts right.

The notion of dude worshipping a female any female. Holy shit. For female bullshit alone no female is worth bowing down to but I have met some females worth flipping off or giving a legal spanking in court.

No my dude. You must be you have to be a mother fucking bad ass.

Pimping?! The idea of dealing with female bullshit on the regular is crazy to me. That type of dude maybe loves pussy and money more then he loves being sane and free from an endless supply of female bullshit.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

You remember that time Jeffrey Epstein “killed himself” in jail and we all laughed.

I’m telling you my dude. I almost pissed myself in laughter the minute I heard the bitch Jackel ass killed himself in prison. But, that wasn’t the funny part.

The funny part was watching the news, and the government talking heads and assholes with money all agree that he killed himself. Why? Because felt remorse? He didn’t want to go to prison?

Holy shit.

This piece of fucking burning shit was fucking with women and girls for years. The law did nothing to stop him and anybody with money or brain knew that bitch was dirty.

Holy shit.

The minutes. The hours. The seconds. The day this bitch went down we knew this bitch is really going down.

We all didn’t know how fucking funny it was going to be though.

Fucking dumbasses thought his bitch ass was going to prison. Holy shit.

I am fucking crying just writing this shit and thinking back to the day he was found dead. Today his death be came a meme for he got epsteined

Payback came late but mother fucker, one mother fucking evil son of bitch died a rip roaring death. Holy shit what a day.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P. S.

All my Black Rambo skin folk were counting down the days and bitch it was a natural holiday of laughter, cookouts and brotherly love. Holy shit!

Brainstorming. Tomorrow  people 1990s. Urban fantasy. The problem of killing.

I’ve had a problem with the killing rule of Tomorrow People 1990s version. Not the notion of it but the reason. In the show it was some weird bullshit evolution or de-evolution switch.

Kevin Grey

Lisa

Chapter ?

I was getting out of my part time job at McDonald’s and headed for the spot where my mother was usually waiting for me in her car. She wasn’t there. That wasn’t right. I sent out an echo searching for her mind. Nothing.

“Lisa.”

I turned toward the woman. She was a tall beautiful white Irish lady with lovely long red hair. She was dressed in blue jeans a leather jacket. She was a stranger. She felt like I should know her but I couldn’t hear her.

I walked around her keeping distance. “Where’s my mother?” I asked.

“She’s with the family. I can take you to her. I can teach you how to become stronger then who you are. I can make you a true paladin warrior for your country.” She said using some type of spell in her voice to make me want to obey her.

I kept my distance. “Wow. Hold it. I don’t know you. I’m not a warrior or paladin. I’m just a normal sixteen year old kid.” I said. I stopped when I heard the echo of a violent thought from behind her mental shield.

I stared at her now. “What the fuck happened to you?” I said with meaning to. She wasn’t supposed to be this way.

The girl blinked in suprise. “You care?”

I stared at her. “Of course I care. You were my sister.”

She glared at me. She had a gun and was thinking about taking me by force. She was losing focus on her shield. “So what now? Your going to abandon me like him and the others.”

What the hell was going? I didn’t know her. I shook my head. “Your mind is plagued in blood and violence. Your blocking us out. This isn’t who we are. This isn’t our orgin. This is their way. Not ours.” I said and held out my hand. “Come with me Becky.” I said as I felt the call of Orgin. As I felt Adam waiting. “Please.” I said.

Becky stared at me I felt her anger and rage still but she kept it in check. I had said the right words. The words that were logical and from my heart. I needed to save her. My mother would take time to find and save but Becky.

Becky looked behind me. I felt someone blown away. She did it though I know she could have done worse but it might have hurt me. I stepped toward her.

She backed up and drew her gun.  She stared at me. You can’t save me little sister. I’m to far gone. I can’t find the way home again. Go home. I’ll let you go now but next time I’m keeping you.

I stared at her. I’ll never give up on you. I will find a way.

Becky smiled. “I know.” She said and fired the gun.

I dropped into the sea and worked my way up to the surface. Adam was waiting for me and took my hand. We felt it then. Shit. I did not need this now. I didn’t even know Adam. Well I did. Damn it. The next second we were on the beach.

Adam smiled nervously at me. How about some breakfast?

“Adam. I’m sixteen and your nineteen. Happy Birthday. I’m not doing this shit right now. I have to find my mother.”

Adam snorted and I laughed understanding hit me at the same I heard the echos of his own thoughts.

He smiled. “Ah yeah. You really need to slow down little sister. Breakfast first and then we need to get a game plan going to finding your Mum. ” Adam said not belittling me but a little nervous himself about the whole touch thing.

He led the way to the orgin and I looked around. Adam noticed and nodded. “Kevin and Pete aren’t here yet.” He said.

“They should be here tonight though.” I said finishing his thought and my own. “Damn that’s weird. So about Becky?”

Adam shook his head. “That’s going to take even longer. She’s older then us and been changed by the magic bullshiters con game. Be patient. I think you’ll win her over to our side.”

“Do you know how or when?” I asked.

Adam shrugged. “The fuck I know. We have limits to our power and magic bullshiters have an edge in this world.”

“Yeah so ah. Do you want to talk about-“

“No. So stop thinking it. I don’t have an answer and I don’t want to think about it now of all times. The others will be coming and here’s the entrance.” Adam said stopping at the door to the orgin.

A red glow of energy surrounded him with glow lighting flashing and then he was now in the orgin.

Show off. I touched the entrance and it lite up and then sucked me inside to the main room of the orgin.

Adam held out a long glass of breakfast to me and a butterfinger. I frowned at the candy bar but took it and the glass.

He smiled. “The breakfast drink taste better with it. The orgin provides what the body needs but not modern flavor.”

I smiled. “Thanks.” I said and dipped it in the breakfast drink before taking a drink. It tasted like grass and air but the butterfinger helped.

– I have to stop here. I could go on and on with this shit. –

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

You know being a writer/Bard is a funny career to have in a fahrenheit 451

You know the scary part about that book to this day is how likely it was. It wasn’t at all that fanciful to me at the time. In this the weird era we’re in now I still think of it as tame.

I see and feel the comedy of the times. Maybe, it’s because I’m an old fuck now but I really do find my sense of humor expanding and evolving. I have to think about how I can reach out to current generation and my own with the means of audio or comicbook art medias.

The value of the book made of letters is in the decline but on the plus side books are cheap.

How easy would it be to afford a real grand library.

Real talk. I met this dude in passing at work before he transferred out to a location closer to his home. He was a straight up black Rambo tattoos, street lingo and current rap music blasted in his mustang ride. A combo package. I mentioned in passing I had gotten my brother his favorite book.

The dude looks at me and asks if I like to read. I say yeah. He goes into how he’s got this big collection of books in his house and how he was working hard to get bigger house so he could have huge library at home.

Mother fucker had me jealous as fuck. I mention all this to say never judge a book by it’s cover and as a book lover now is the time to build the book library of your fucking dreams. I’m not walking the train tracks with a book in my head but I’m getting a few gems in my tiny little space to save from Amazon and well meaning dumbasses from burning them.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The strange case of Men who bragging about nothing #MGTOW bullshit

“Yeah! It’s 2021. I got no girlfriend, no wife and no kids. I’m living the life my dude. I ain’t a pussy.” – MGTOW dude.

Holy shit!

Hmm. How can I say this with care and gentleman’s concern?

What the fuck are you bragging about my dude?

Pause.

Real talk. I have a natural dislike for hearing dudes bragging. It comes out of nowhere sometimes even with the most mondain shit conversation like the fucking weather. You can be talking about the weather recently and some dude will talk over you about the weather being really bad in his home state. Some times the dude will not even know he’s bragging about the fucking weather.

MGTOW bragging though is some deep seated bullshit of it’s own.

I understand the “feeling” in the shit. You don’t want to get your heart hurt again by some bitch that fucked with you ten years ago.

I’m not fucking kidding. Some dudes just can’t get over females not being angels. It fucking boils their blood to this day that females can be bitches. Some dudes are still mad about being victims of female bullshit and worse they hold victomhood as a badge of honor.

Holy mother fucking shit.

But, men throughout time have been or will be a victim of female bullshit. But, then you got to get over the shit. Fucking bragging about not having a family or a legazy of your own to pass on your life lessons to is bullshit. No. It’s less then bullshit. It’s rat shit. It’s little dick shit.

I get it but I don’t support it. I’ll listen to a dude brag about his fucking kids making six figures in their twenties or a dude telling me how he was homeless and working himself off the streets and made a name for himself in business. That’s something you can see and respect. Bragging about not having shit or no family is rat shit squared to the dumbass power my dude.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

A fucking train wreak of a post. Enjoy. (Comedy!?)

These days have gone to the dogs but that’s not a bad thing really. We all need challenges.. Why?

We were born into a world full of challenges and everyday bullshit. The shit, the pools of shit on twitter people swim in and to be able to have a rational thought afterward is amazing to me.

I shut my shit down on the site not because I got shook to my immortal American Highlander soul but I got tired of reading shit heads posts. Honestly though who the fuck cares what Ben Shapiro thinks or the recycled thoughts he and others of his elk borrow from each other.

Fucking, beta bitch little chicken shit hawk. If you need a dumbass to give a reason why Americans should go to war to defend the necessity of young men dying in a goble war, give this bitch the mic.

Sorry, I can’t fucking can’t stand back- -buttom-conservative-hoes…

Anyway, the challenge of everyday life is the food of life. Why not embrace that shit. Like Shapiro embraces war war WAR…

Fucking bitch. Fast talking, shorty short pants bitch. Fuck um and all his war loving asshole pimp cocain liberal friends.

Pause.

I can’t go on. I was trying to be all Tony Robinson guru shit with this post but fuck it. I’m guardiandogg.

What meaningful asset do conservative GOP hoes (ex-cluding shit kickers that happen to hoe on the side with an R on their name tag) conserve or protect??

They give up the panties faster then a hoe after she smells two hundred bills on a dude. In this era of the days going to the dogs, bitch I want to fight. I want to be around fighters. I want to be encouraged to fight and bitch I’m not taking about bullshit politics.

Life is conflict. Life is a fight. You can defend yourself only so many times verbally but it will come to a time you’ll have to get your sword out and take a bitch to the law or to the yard for fucking with your money or getting on your ass about voicing a thought in public.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P.S. It is looking to rain today but at least there is a nice spring breeze in the air oh…fuck Ben Shapiro.

Covid mask theories: fucking masks are giving me a rash and there still fucking my head

2020 was a blur to me with moments of brilliant writing and lots of flash point moments of grief about my mother.

I got through it though honestly looking back now I felt every damn day in some way of twisting knife pain to the heart but I got through it with my head down and mind on work.

2021? Best year of my life. No joke. Yes there is shit that went down and frustrations still but for most part I got through this year with minor new scars. Once I embraced the storm conflict vaping the shit is becoming second nature. I still have nightmare memory visions some times but I get through it better then last year.

To the matter of masks. I fucking hate um. For two reasons. One I just realized recently a reason for a strange fucking rash on my face the bullshit mask wearing. I’ve had problems with skin shit for years but Covid mask mandates have put a number on skin issues. I figured it out though thankfully and I’m managing it better with twice a day treatment.

The mental shit is wondering if I can go one day without some bitch giving me shit because of the mask shit and wondering am I fucking breathing with the shit on. I have days when it’s fine and other days I got to take the shit off to catch my breath.

Weird plus side to all this shit. When I do take off my mask it’s usually in a outdoor safe zone and I can appreciate the spring air.

Safe zone: A area around people who won’t give me shit. A area indoors around people who don’t give a shit. My own damn home.

Weird and funny times were in but it makes you appreciate having your own space of peace and making you awhere of crazy fuckers are amongst us.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

You remember that time Eminem got away with raping about taking pills on MTV #FuckedUpShit

Long long long time ago. No joke this wizard asshole got away with having a whole fucking video about getting high on Pills on TV.  Of course they took the shit off and pretended the shit never happened but not before I saw and sang along as a youngester.

The shit is catchy and you can sing right along it without in part knowing what the fuck your singing or rapping to.

I still remembered the fucking video my dude. It was…well everything that incorporated about the song. Cocain dreaming. Eminem got a group of rappers together D12…I believe and started a short lived band.

Holy shit.

This is back in the day when we had more literate assholes that pretended to give a damn. Now…well it’s kinda boring. All I hear from modern rappers is low energy talk that is about well the same shit. Me fucking. Me get money. Me fuck your mommy and all that bullshit. Honestly fuckers had more fucking energy talking about getting rich or being not the fucker to be fucked with in the day.

But…I’m just an old fuck don’t mind me none.

Oh modern rap is shit.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

China 🇨🇳 the country nobody wants to fuck with because everybody woes them I.O.U’s

It’s not really a secret my dude. Think about it from a micro level.

Example. George Simp has a dude in his life that he tends to borrow a lot of cash from because he’s shit with money at times meaning he has a gold digging girlfriend that won’t fuck him.

Let’s call the dude Chris China or Mr. China. He doesn’t ask for money back my dude. He don’t even say much to George about when he going to get his fucking cash..he just askes George don’t say shit to him about his shit or wife.

George had a friend Big T he was trying to help him money wise. George had a falling out with Big T because he got jealous of his big dick or some bullshit. Mr. China comes up to George and tells him he’s tired of seeing his face in his neighborhood so he tells George to fuck off. George being a simp, fucks off and ask Mr. China for six grand while he goes.

A bit of a long bullshit way of saying we’re screwed but it is what it is.

Why aren’t you worried?

I laugh. Mr. China has probelms of his own to worry about his beta bitch simp problem in his neighborhood is growing and fuckers got debts of his own past due.

So why is George fucking with Big Dick Russia? George’s girlfriend is all behind the shit. Her name trickie Trotskyite. Mr. Russia dumped her ass years ago and the bitch is still sore about it.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Back buttom conservative hoes hate Mother Russia…why? The fuck I know let’s theorize!

Listen any time is a good time to fuck with neo liberal conservatives or as I like to call them back buttom conservative hoes.

The war drums are sounding off for the back buttom conservative hoes to make a bid at fucking with Russia.

How do I know this? All roads lead to fuckers talking about shit in the Ukraine. Now you and I don’t give a fuck on the real who is even taking a shit in the Ukraine but apparently back buttom conservative hoes do if it could get them into a fight/war/bullshit with Russia.

No word from silent Pimp cocain Democrats on it. Why? Wars good for the pimping business my dude.

Also remember the rule…if pimp cocain Democrats and conservative hoes are joining hands or fucking in bed together then you know whose getting fucked…

Us.

This sex addiction the fuckers have with war is something that is both bizarre to me and weirdly funny. I just wish a upon a star to be in a room with Crept Keeper Joe and ask him when he first busted his first nut starting a fucking war..was it before he sold secrets to china or did he always have a weird fetish for starting world worlds for fun.

This is the shit I think about you.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg