You know being a writer/Bard is a funny career to have in a fahrenheit 451

You know the scary part about that book to this day is how likely it was. It wasn’t at all that fanciful to me at the time. In this the weird era we’re in now I still think of it as tame.

I see and feel the comedy of the times. Maybe, it’s because I’m an old fuck now but I really do find my sense of humor expanding and evolving. I have to think about how I can reach out to current generation and my own with the means of audio or comicbook art medias.

The value of the book made of letters is in the decline but on the plus side books are cheap.

How easy would it be to afford a real grand library.

Real talk. I met this dude in passing at work before he transferred out to a location closer to his home. He was a straight up black Rambo tattoos, street lingo and current rap music blasted in his mustang ride. A combo package. I mentioned in passing I had gotten my brother his favorite book.

The dude looks at me and asks if I like to read. I say yeah. He goes into how he’s got this big collection of books in his house and how he was working hard to get bigger house so he could have huge library at home.

Mother fucker had me jealous as fuck. I mention all this to say never judge a book by it’s cover and as a book lover now is the time to build the book library of your fucking dreams. I’m not walking the train tracks with a book in my head but I’m getting a few gems in my tiny little space to save from Amazon and well meaning dumbasses from burning them.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The strange case of Men who bragging about nothing #MGTOW bullshit

“Yeah! It’s 2021. I got no girlfriend, no wife and no kids. I’m living the life my dude. I ain’t a pussy.” – MGTOW dude.

Holy shit!

Hmm. How can I say this with care and gentleman’s concern?

What the fuck are you bragging about my dude?

Pause.

Real talk. I have a natural dislike for hearing dudes bragging. It comes out of nowhere sometimes even with the most mondain shit conversation like the fucking weather. You can be talking about the weather recently and some dude will talk over you about the weather being really bad in his home state. Some times the dude will not even know he’s bragging about the fucking weather.

MGTOW bragging though is some deep seated bullshit of it’s own.

I understand the “feeling” in the shit. You don’t want to get your heart hurt again by some bitch that fucked with you ten years ago.

I’m not fucking kidding. Some dudes just can’t get over females not being angels. It fucking boils their blood to this day that females can be bitches. Some dudes are still mad about being victims of female bullshit and worse they hold victomhood as a badge of honor.

Holy mother fucking shit.

But, men throughout time have been or will be a victim of female bullshit. But, then you got to get over the shit. Fucking bragging about not having a family or a legazy of your own to pass on your life lessons to is bullshit. No. It’s less then bullshit. It’s rat shit. It’s little dick shit.

I get it but I don’t support it. I’ll listen to a dude brag about his fucking kids making six figures in their twenties or a dude telling me how he was homeless and working himself off the streets and made a name for himself in business. That’s something you can see and respect. Bragging about not having shit or no family is rat shit squared to the dumbass power my dude.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

An Ode to 80s Aviators…

My eyes hurt today. Lack of sleep and body hurts from yesterday’s work shift. It’s been a while but I got proper Aviators again so I slip off my glasses and put on the windows into that other side of myself…

It’s a strange thing. The shift in temperment I get into. I think of it now as my guardiandogg side.

It’s like putting on mirrors to another image or reverse side to my personality. I grew up in the 90s but I can never get over how much of the 80s is in my wilder self. To a sense of comedy and self mockery.

Or…some men have tattoos. I prefer a pair of large lense, reflecting mirrors, laid back and relexing Aviators. Feels good on a Saturday but always good on less then pleasant day.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day…Snake Plissken theme song

If it has not escaped your notice I do have a bit of a warm affection for action movies..

Escape from L.A is one of my favorites. There are many scenes and musical numbers that come to my mind from the movie but one scene stands and song is cemented in my head. It’s the Snake Plissken suit up scene.

The cheese and dominance in the scene is good shit. What does the song feel like?

It sounds like a bad ass suiting up to kick some ass. The sounds my dude. You ain’t going to ballroom for a dance. You going to yard to stomp some ass with shit kicking boots. The bass rift. The right tone. The right emotion. You know what it is my dude.

Action bullshit fine art my dude. Put the shit on when your getting ready to out to work. Don’t tell the shit doesn’t lighten you mood and get your mindset right.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

A fucking train wreak of a post. Enjoy. (Comedy!?)

These days have gone to the dogs but that’s not a bad thing really. We all need challenges.. Why?

We were born into a world full of challenges and everyday bullshit. The shit, the pools of shit on twitter people swim in and to be able to have a rational thought afterward is amazing to me.

I shut my shit down on the site not because I got shook to my immortal American Highlander soul but I got tired of reading shit heads posts. Honestly though who the fuck cares what Ben Shapiro thinks or the recycled thoughts he and others of his elk borrow from each other.

Fucking, beta bitch little chicken shit hawk. If you need a dumbass to give a reason why Americans should go to war to defend the necessity of young men dying in a goble war, give this bitch the mic.

Sorry, I can’t fucking can’t stand back- -buttom-conservative-hoes…

Anyway, the challenge of everyday life is the food of life. Why not embrace that shit. Like Shapiro embraces war war WAR…

Fucking bitch. Fast talking, shorty short pants bitch. Fuck um and all his war loving asshole pimp cocain liberal friends.

Pause.

I can’t go on. I was trying to be all Tony Robinson guru shit with this post but fuck it. I’m guardiandogg.

What meaningful asset do conservative GOP hoes (ex-cluding shit kickers that happen to hoe on the side with an R on their name tag) conserve or protect??

They give up the panties faster then a hoe after she smells two hundred bills on a dude. In this era of the days going to the dogs, bitch I want to fight. I want to be around fighters. I want to be encouraged to fight and bitch I’m not taking about bullshit politics.

Life is conflict. Life is a fight. You can defend yourself only so many times verbally but it will come to a time you’ll have to get your sword out and take a bitch to the law or to the yard for fucking with your money or getting on your ass about voicing a thought in public.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P.S. It is looking to rain today but at least there is a nice spring breeze in the air oh…fuck Ben Shapiro.

Another Monday morning reflections on change

I got old videos on YouTube and no this isn’t a plug it’s just an opener to a thought…

Yeah. I got videos on YouTube three years old and I can’t even look at the shit now without thinking….

Who the fuck is that dude?

My looks haven’t changed that much from when I was sixteen but the man in the video is a world a way from how I am now and the life I live now.

Death and taxes.

Those are the two words best summarize the leap from pussy to American Highlander.

I got experiences and lost notebooks of a past I can’t reclaim. I have regrets and a hundred mistakes.

You see me on street I would appear to be like a college kid heading to school. Internally, it’s a mixed bag of ancient thoughts and proverbs and reflections on modern times and Kung Fu flicks and 80s movies.

My mannerisums are defined by traditions of civil gentlemenly behavior and black rambo instincts. I feel sixteen the only aches and pain I feel occasionally is from work and exercise and I got a six pack.

I reflect on all this from time to time and I want to pass on the wisdom I have learned so far. Two years ago I was drowning in fear and conflict today very few things shake me up or piss me off. What will tomorrow bring? Conflict and trouble for sure and maybe something surprisingly funny.

The ride doesn’t end end my friends. Strap in and ride this mother fucker until the end.

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Doing catch up with my sword training and tubi streaming

On the real I haven’t held a sword of my own for a bit of time and it feels good practicing again. My brother got me a gentleman’s blade for my birthday. Modern steal with practical use.

I love it. The basics of western fencing I learned from Lady S is still engrained in my body and movements.

I love it and it’s giving me a good work out. I don’t know what the hell it is about the sword and martial arts that so engage me. I’ve been in love with the shit for years naturally.

Tubi is my go to app right now. So many classics and actions flicks that bring a smile to my face and cool dreaming memories.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Hot damn! I’m feeling good today time to share around..

Hot damn! What a time to be alive my friends. The weird bullshit that is political or otherwise. The sun is shining the birds are singing and every damn day I breath in sweet air with lungs that work I feel like a blesses sum-a-bitch just to not be in cave of despair or in a bad mood.

Yes, it’s my day off and after I get done with wash the pants are coming off and I’m kicking back and playing videos but all the same…hot damn. I feel fucking good.

Look to your life. The child that bares your smile. The day that aches less because you don’t have to endure suffering in life’s regrets for a moment. Some are blessed not to have tasted bitterness of life’s dark days. Put a smile on your face and embrace one day with laughter and joy because tomorrow is not promised to us. If nothing else steal some of the joy I have right not and…

Watch Smokey and and the Bandit. Hot damn! What a movie.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

I heard some shit about Crept Keeper Joe and the 2nd Amendment. My thoughts..Holy Shit he’s still alive!

Real talk my dude it’s any day now. They’re pumping that old fucker with as much drugs to keep him going as they can..the fucker won’t last long.

Now about the 2nd Amendment. Short story. Crept Keeper Joe is going after fire arms to d-arm the population from before the coming up raising against the monoparty in charge.

The problem is my dude. This is 2021 and not 1789, when Joe Biden was a youngster in short pants. Mother fucker do you how much guns are here in the U.S.A that gets lost in woods on a hunting trip and shit that gets handed down from father to son. Holy shit.

They say ammunition is at a high. Mother fucker I’ve been thinking about learning how to make bullets with a basic ammunition kit. I fucking know I can get that shit at a discount on Amazon, my dude.

Real talk. I’m in Texas and my give a damn meter isn’t moving. Do I have guns? Mother fucker I’m an American Highlander. I prefer swords and none of your damn business how many guns I got. I got dominace and big dick energy. I’m been ready for whatever on a dime…ya heard me?

The changes my dude. It ain’t like it was when we weren’t in a silent civil war. The states aren’t as united and with a mass increase in dumbasses no one really notices Joe Bentley arming up with a tomahawk and Saturday night special surprise.

Crept Keeper Joe. Holy Shit. A hundred years from now I can’t wait to read the fucking lies about his ass…if he will be recorded that is it will only be a footnote in the last breathes of the Federal united states of dumbasses.

Holy shit!

Holy mother fucking Shit!

The fucking ride doesn’t end!

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day BANG! by AJR it just feels good on a Friday

Real talk the song and lyrics are nutballs but the energy and creativity of the song just energizes me to well be creative and strangly happy…

Another thing. The melody and the rap flow just makes me feel fucking hope for rap songs as a whole returning in part to lost songs of partying.

I think of rappers delight strangely and it brings a smile to my face. The ghost of original flow.

Oh one last point. For some reason I hear sum-a-bitch in the lyrical storm of so put your best face on everybody. It just makes me laugh more. I love Jackie Gleason.

My old movie fucks will get me.

I know. I know. Your welcome.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day Roll the Bones by Shakey Graves

This is the version I like for now. If you know anything about Shakey it’s this…he is the music. It doesn’t matter what song you hear at one time that same song can change depending on his mood and the flow he’s in that moment.

He’s very much a proformance musician/artist.

The version of Roll the Bones I like has that flow and feel of texas days on the roads. What does Roll the Bones feel like….

Day to day. I roll the bones with my Life on these strange and twisting Roads. Never complete. Always Changing. Chance and happenstance Can happen. On a dime. On a whim. These roads I travel on change with The seasons and temperment of the Masses. These roads I travel on are a Kin to the roads I grew up on. These Country roads. These texas roads. I Roll the bones.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg