I don’t know if I was right or wrong about the Russia and Ukraine situation one thing is certain. Biden is fucked.

The shit is still ongoing but short of it is Putin pulled a bait and switch and achieved two things at once. Russian troops invade and there isn’t a damn thing NATO or Biden can do about because it isn’t a war officially.

Where did Putin learn how to this…he borrowed the move from the fucking American Empire, bitch.

It is what it is. We’ll see how it plays out.

I have no idea where this is going but Biden is fucked. Oh no way around it. Not only is he a weak beta bitch. This shit is the weirdest goal fuck to happen in years. All under Biden.

The current solutions by the world leaders is….

Sanctions.

Biden is fucked.

Warm regards

Guardiandogg

White House says Russia is going to do something. A dude challenges this.. Find the bullshit.

This is old news but I found it funny as hell and it’s a lesson in find the bullshit.

Short hand version of the video.

Alright some beta bitch white house guy is saying a lot of bullshit spells and buzz words that mean dick all. One man with balls raises to the occasion and simple asks.

“Okay. Where is the evidence or proof of what your saying?”

The answer. “I just gave my evidence.”

“No you just said a lot of stuff and scary words. Where is the proof that your argument is valid?”

“The fuck?! I just gave you proof my guy. Come on!”

Sigh.

“With respect. No you didn’t you just said a whole lot of words. Where is the proof?”

“You want to go my guy? You calling me a liar. Fuck you bitch!”

Warm regards

Guardiandogg

Remember, Remember Anthony Stephen Fauci

Here’s a link to the legacy of Fauci.

The worshippers. “It’s all right-wing lies. Fauci did nothing wrong. You have to trust him. He’s a doctor. He wouldn’t do harm. He took an oath to do no harm. He warned us about Trump.”

Guardiandogg. “Did you watch the video?”

The worshippers. “He didn’t do anything wrong. You can’t trust right wingers to tell thr truth. Did you get your shot yet?”

Remember, Remember Anthony Stephen Fauci. The liar. The deceiver. The mad scientist of the 21 century.

The worshippers. “What the actual fuck? He’s not a liar.”

I bode no reason his high crimes against humanity should ever be forgot.

The worshippers. “Crimes?! He hasn’t committed any crimes. Did you get your shot or booster yet? Dr. Fauci says it’s important to do your part in the fight against Covid.”

Fauci lied people died. Fauci lied people died. Fauci lied people.

The worshippers. “It was Trump’s fault and Dr. Fauci didn’t lie.”

Remember, Remember, Anthony Stephen Fauci. The liar. The deceiver. The mad scientist of the 21st century.

Warm regards

Guardiandogg

The let’s go Brandon thing…hmm

I finally gave a damn and Googled what the fuck it meant. I know but I ways being serious when I said I don’t give a damn about politics. I discovered that the saying is code lingo for….

Sigh.

I can’t my dude. Let’s go Brandon! or Let’s go Brando!

It’s a tame rythorical cherry πŸ’ bomb attack on a old pimp cocain democrat who in his hey day remembers putting the blacks in prison cells instead of board rooms.

This decrepit crept keeper corpse deserves much better.

Pause.

Remember the days we respected the presidency? Bitch please. Thank the pimp cocain democrats/media who brought a end to that lie.

I see news articles of Nascar and every other sellout American company trying to protect the crept keeper and chief and I’m thinking to late my dude. I ain’t respecting it because deep down neither do you.

Some people rock with the King of the crept and leader of the goble dumbasses. They don’t want their dude mucked T-Money had to take it along with the hints and out right threats of assassination.

Beta bitch Biden doesn’t get a free pass. Well unless it’s to beta bitch Heaven where beautiful females want em and don’t turn their noses up at the scent of weakness and no balls.

Ultra combo wordsmith finisher.

Warm regards

Guardiandogg

The 2020 voting Conundrum…What if I’m wrong about the fallen state of the U.S.

I was listening to a podcast/live stream with RAZ0RFIST.

Who is the Razor? Author. Blogger. YouTuber. Metalhead. Musician. Political analysist and etc.

Anyway. He sees the tide of correcting the bullshit with the 2020 elections being for states to have stricture and tigher voting laws and everyone to see what a democratic pimp cocain federal state rulership looks like.

He also thinks people that say it’s all over for America and states should divorce from the union. Is all doom and bed wetting black pill shit.

I’m in the camp of I think America, as what it was intended to be was over before my grandfather was born. It’s broken, plus I don’t give a fuck about politics anymore. But it gave me a question to ponder.

What if I’m wrong about the political shit not being fixable?

It gave me a laugh for a moment when I realized the outcome for myself. Let’s say I’m wrong. What if the red states can tighten up their voting laws and such. The next election could be more fair and such.

Blue states are long fucking gone. That bitch is dead from a over dose of cocain and to many choices on the side of road of route 66 and fucked.

Biden? Holy shit. If that fucker lives into a year let alone four it will a surprise to me? It will be a fucking miracle of modern science. But say he does live to year four. Holy shit. The fucking ride is going to be lit son.

There will be so much conflict and trouble in the fucking air shit kicker’s won’t need weed or cigarettes to get high they’ll be breathing in the air and blowing out cotton candy conflict and Sunday night special gunsmoke and Jack Daniel’s dreams.”

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

All in all if I’m right shit hits the fan and the party begins. If I’m wrong shit hits the fan and the fucking ride doesn’t end.

Get your balls up son because….

Winter is coming!

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

The weakness of conservatives of today. All talk and giggles.

I’m watching this podcast with with Saragon on it and some other conservative asshole shooting the shit about some punk-ass fact-ass bitch U.S. general talking about high crimes of treason against T-money when he was sitting as the President of U.S.

Mind you. I’m already pissed off today because my bus didn’t arrive because reasons being…the fuck I know it happens often in Texas.

Anyway, the shit sounds like old news and I’m getting pissed because it ain’t a movie. The shit did happen and nobody gives fuck and nobody is going to jail….yet. You never know with T-Money he believes is payback is one bullet in chamber a way all you to be is patient.

This is the problem I have with conservatives on the internet and maybe in general. All talk and giggles.

At least with pimp cocain liberals they’re out right criminals willing to cut their own fucking mother’s throat to get the bag and power.

No shine or jade from me. They’re honest and at least by their actions don’t pretend that words will cut it entirely. You have fearless wanton wicked self righteous lust to take actions to back up your convictions.

Still their day is coming and they know it. There is a name day for that day it’s called Party Time. I’m talking standing ten toes down and stop pretending it isn’t a war of ideals and whether you want to shit in toilet or die a hole outside in the wild.

I don’t watch or acknowledge assholes that hate me or try to tell to hate the fact I have a dick and my enheirtence of BIG DICK Energy.

Fuck em and the modern shit movies, weak ass sauce they call art and intellectual progressive bullshiting.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

The weirdest year and funnist year of my life. Texas bans abortions. Holy shit!

Here’s the link

I found out this shit about a few hours ago yesterday from gab.com. yeah. I’m dipping back into social media.

I still hate Facebook and Twitter. So I’m keeping it to IG and gab. You can find my shit if your interested.

Anyway, my thoughts….

I laughed my ass off for a few minutes. Only fucking Texas or Alabama would have the shit kicking attitude to pull this shit off before the end of the weirdest year of my life.

So far I can remember being pissed for 2% and laughing my ass off 98% of the year.

The high little gods of the Supreme court of the land didn’t have shit to say because they’ve caused enough shit storms for the country enough so they declined to put their fingers into the boiling pot. (5-4) decision. Fuck em anyway and twice on Sunday in the ass.

Honestly. I’m for abortion. I’m for aborting every fucking Jackel and hyena still breathing. I’m for giving them the back of the barn treatment with a sawed off shotgun or a 1911.

Remember any time is a good time to talk about putting bitches to SLEEP.

Otherwise….you know yesterday was a really lovely day. The fucking birds weren’t singing sadly but for some reason I found myself whistling while at work.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

What is an American?

Strange question. What would I know of it. My skin folk and kin folk were never considered apart of such.

My people were born here. My people were created here after the fact. Stolen and burned were the languages and links to my own tribal heirtage.

I am of a mixed kind.

And yet….

I know. Before there was an American country or an Empire in later times. There was a people.

A people that just wanted to be respected by their king and leaders. They just wanted fair and legal trials.

Rights and liberty were denied to them. A hearing of respect wasn’t acknowledged. What were they to do?

They were men. They were fathers. They were farmers. They were Americans.

In the course of events they penned their names to a death warrent of names delivered to a King they had disowned.

History calls it a declaration of independence. But really it was a notice….

Fuck you and fuck your authority. We’ll meet your bitch ass in the field of honor and have at it like men. You bring your guns. We’ll bring ours. Let’s go!

Fucking read that shit. Think about the fact these shit kickers put their names to the page and said fuck it we ain’t taking the shit no more.

If you have balls between your legs you know only The Real say what they mean and mean what they say and are willing to fight and die by their words.

That’s big dick energy. That shit kicking attitude. That is….

Just BRING IT!

Is that still alive today?!

“It’s the system that’s going to break. Not me.” – Lt. Col. Scheller (2021)

This mother fucking shit kicker is an American. The blood of fighters and Americans is in his fucking blood.

Fuck it. I am a son of the Michael. I’m an American Highlander. I cew on Iron and I spit out bullets.

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Rome is not forever.

I used to love watching the history Channel occasionally as a kid and seeing and hearing dramatic events from the past re-told in cinema storytelling style.

The events of the fall of Rome come in my mind a lot. Not just their Immigration policies, their ever increasing expanse of the empire and social economic problems that happened.

It always was interesting how easy it could all fall apart when you have a series of events and decisions all smashing into each other.

Romans thought their lifestyle and the empire would last forever. They lived their lives up to the point and then the Roman dream was over.

That’s the thing isn’t it. All Empires either shrink or fall in power. Why? Nothing we do as humans lasts forever. So no big government system can go on forever.

Now. I don’t know the future. I just know bits and pieces of the past and I have a general realist review of the world as I see it or deal with it as the world presents itself to me.

I see the U.S. political system today as a game of misdirection and slight of hand mind games tricks. I see the cost of living going up and the dollar only having worth by the power of faith. Blind faith in the American dream and American millitary arm.

I see a divide in the perception that the American Empire will go on forever. I see a lack of a give a damn in the immigration problem. What’s the problem? Nobody in the phony government system gives a damn about it. So people pour in and other people put on shades and say it’s a problem that can’t be solved. It’ll be here forever just like the American government.

America is an ideal?! The American government will last forever?!

Trump? He was never going to solve the problems that have built up over the years. He only had a slim chance of shrinking back the Empire to keep the fallout as massive as it will be now.

The blunders successes and quick succession failures wins of the Chief Crept Keeper Joe of the clown party gang millitary holds the faith and assurance of the entire American People. This is what is told to me. Funny. Why don’t I believe it yet?

I could say it’s because I’m jaded or a pessimist but that would be bullshit. I’m a realist. I don’t believe in shit because somebody told me to. I look at the real world and then see if the shit lines up.

I could be wrong about the fall of America. Though I don’t think so. I don’t know the future. But, I’m a realist. If I see things going a certain way I like to prepare myself accordingly to a realistic outcome because….

Winter is coming and Rome is not forever.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

I was wrong about Joe Biden. There isn’t a chance in hell of him starting a new war let alone finishing one.

The writting is on the fucking wall with the loss of 20 year goatfucking war there isn’t a chance in hell of the U.S. Empire starting another let alone winning now.

That’s the goodness in all this shit. No more wars.

Wait a minute…pause.

Real talk. The war in the fucking desert was lost years ago. The fucking dumbasses in charge tried to go to war with the people in their homeland against a gorilla army so of course the fucking Empire lost.

I didn’t vote for the war. Hell I would have taken the bitches out to the yard for a ass whipping (discussion) about the stupidity of doing the shit.

Democrat pimps and GOP hoes that loved waring all over the fucking world lost. It wasn’t my war. My war hasn’t started yet and it ain’t against the Muslims that just wanted the fuckers to get out of their fucking country.

The fucking balls on the Overlords to make this shit last the amount of time it has is what has me sharpening my sword.

I would say anyway but fuck it. I ain’t done ranting

I FUCKING HATE the philosophy and doctrine of the Overlords of America. The MORE GOBLE MOTHER FUCKING war war WARS. FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Fuck em. The fucking lives they took. Our peoples lives. The fucking money they spent. OUR FUCKING MONEY. On all this fucking goble war machine horse fucking, bum shiting mother fucking shit.

Fuck em and anybody that defends more of this shit. 20 fucking years. Trillions of dollars. For one big goble clown loss.

Holy fucking shit.

I dream. I have a fucking dream. That one night. The last laugh will be the laughter of a free man taking these sons-a-bitches to the yard for a stomp session on some goble war loving, Jackel protecting ass.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

P. S.

Americans didn’t lose the fucking war. The clowns in office that kept us in the shit for 20 years loss. So…fuck em in the ass with an IRON Rod my dude no lub….methodologically speaking of course because the fuckers might take pleasure in the shit.

The U.S Empire flees Afghanistan along with every body else but Russia and China

The picture says it all. Crept Keeper Joe leads the Empire away in pants on fire retreat away from a goble loss of Epic proportions.

The government media will spin it anyway it can but the truth is….

This is the beginning of the Empire going into turbo flight to the bottom of decline.

This the beginning of a fire storm of lies already being told.

This is the beginning of the end….

This the beginning of the final act.

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

P. S.

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