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I’m An American Highlander so it goes without question I am not a passive non violent modern pussy

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I remembered the moment I knew what the fuck my moral codes were when I was reading a book some twenty or thirty years ago and I thought yeah. I would kill that bitch if he tried to rape my wife.

I don’t remember the title it was to damn long ago.

Let me start from the beginning. I was reading a book from the library about a Christian community making it’s way through the west in the 1800s. They were way laid by outlaws. The women raped and the men killed. There was one soul survivor. A young woman  Claire. A native American man, Hank rescued her and married (claimed) her while helping her get home to her people. They go through some real shit together and he teaches her the realities of the evil of mankind and what’s worth fighting for.

They meet up again with another branch of the outlaws as they are about to murder Claire’s remaining kin and have captured her and forced her husband out. They give Hank the work and are about to kill him in front of her. Her male cousins and the rest of the group ain’t doing shit to help Hank or stop it. Their pussies and don’t believe in any kind of violence.

Claire ain’t having that shit and she being a righteous christian knows her duty. The outlaws ignore her and think she ain’t doing shit. She grabs a gun from an outlaw and shoots the fucker that was about to murder her husband in the head. A short fight takes place between her and the outlaw leader and she shots the outlaw leader’s knee out and holds the leader hostage with a shot gun to his head.

Everybody freezes. They know what’s up. Claire stares um down.

“Let my husband go you evil mother fuckers or your fucking leader is about to lose his fucking head.”

Holy shit. That was sexy ass shit. My dude. Give me a female that got your fucking back when you ain’t looking and will protect your children with a forty-five and a shot gun. That’s some sexy ass shit my dude.

Hank is busted and bleeding from his nose and eyes but he gets to his feet and snags a pistol from one of the outlaws and backs her up. Claire got that shit done and I paused in reading this story of fine art fiction. That shit shook me.

I thought. Yeah. I would do the same damn thing. I would kill any fucker that tried to rape/kill my female or kill my child in front of me without question. Any dude that would hesitate or think me weird for saying the shit. My answer for them would be…

Go fuck yourself.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

I’ve been watching clips of the Mullan Chinese drama show…why? I have no fucking idea

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I think in general it’s the YouTube algorithm shit. You know you search for one idea or one video and you click on one unrelated video and it hocks you and then YouTube says oh you like that how about all this shit to.

I get hocked. If your not sure about one thing about me I like asian almost anything. Yeah. I know the Chinese don’t care for the Blacks but I find asian culture and languages wonderful.

The S sound in Chinese is wonderful. I still don’t know how westerners can not automatically know Chinese as what it is when you hear that sound.

Anyway, I just saw one clip. A beautiful Chinese female talking with a group of assholes that tried to get her husband in trouble with the law. In a BC time period.

That didn’t hock me. They kept calling her a general. That didn’t hock me. The dumbasses confessed. That didn’t hock me. She got up and started to walk away. She turns back and kills one of them and be heads the other one. It was all legal and it was hot badass sexy shit my dude.

Holy shit. I got to watch more. Anyway I got to give you a clip.

The whole show is a bit goofy but it does have some interesting beheading scenes and romantic bullshit.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Alright let’s take some bets. When is the Marvel money train going to crash?

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I lost interest in Marvel in general when Civil War came out. I got off the train. Negating my absolute hate for the devil mouse I just lost interest when I could guess how the movies would go down.

The first Iron man movie was the best to me simple because it was surprising and I like Iron Man. Winter soldier was a nice film the rest I don’t give a shit about.

I’m seeing reviews for Wanda vision and all the rest bullshit and I could not care less. They look interesting but not enough for me to invest a give a damn.

I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s boredom of the whole Marvel shit train of used assets from the old comicbook media. I just don’t care. But, it does make me wonder how long can this shit will go on.

I get the western film genre feel about  marvel movies now. I wonder consently how long can this shit go on. Maybe it’s started right now.

The comic movies shit has been going on well over 10+ years. I thought the last avengers movie would have ended the shit.

I wonder though. How long people can take of the same old shit pushed to front of the line with the expected twists in the middle and some weird SJw shit on the bottom and cheese on top of a bun of post modern rediculas notions of amoral truths.

Damn. I lost interest again. New question how dogshit stupid will the New non binary Identifies a Iron man be?

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Where’s the bullshit? The game not on consoles

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I don’t mean to do it. It just comes to me sometimes when I hear an absolute statement or someone’s trying to sell me something.

That’s nice but where’s the bullshit?

I don’t watch the news or listen to a politician speak on what they’re planning or whose the “real” enemy because automatically I find myself thinking.

Okay. Now where’s the bullshit?

Because I know humans in general do a lot of bullshiting. You can only trust someone completely when they’re telling you who they are.

Example. Ben Shaprio. I remember watching the Rubin Report long time ago. It was an early interview. Where Dave talked with Shaprio about his personal political beliefs and what matters to him.

Shaprio was open and honest about his classical Liberal beliefs and of course he points out that he is a jew a number of times on the show.

He talks about being jewish a lot. So I know two things. He is a classical Liberal (whatever the hell that means now a days) and he cares strongly about being a jew and America protecting Israel and fighting against Israel’s enemies. He values his Jewishness as he should it’s his heritage and he is a citizen of Israel of course.

What struck me was how nakedly honest he was about being a liberal. Of course he wouldn’t say I am a liberal blue dog. He has a wife and kids to feed and asses to kiss. His whole stick is being a bullshit artist for the GOP stable of Hoes. But, that’s what he is from his own lips.

We all bullshit. When someone tells you trust me this is exactly what’s going on or your silly or dumb for thinking something else.

My questions are. Why do you give a fuck? Are you paying my fucking bills, bitch?

And…

Where’s the bullshit?

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

What the hell is MGTOW? Part 2 the complaint and the whining

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The complaint is valid. Governments have fucked with the private dynamics of male and female relationships. By getting in between private contracts and fucking with old age traditions they’ve fucked up birthing rates and some men’s notion of engaging in governmental marriage contract.

Men have suffered loss of not being allowed to see their legacies or hand down to them their traditions and moral codes in western cultural society. By the laws and un just judges. The current shit has led to men killing themselves over the shit females and the law put them through. Lesser men brake under such conditions when faced with lifes challenges.

Those are the facts now what’s the bullshit?

What is the solution to such an opportunity for a grand scale fight for the MGTOW male. His answer is to not have children, buy a big house and whore the females and much much worse whinning like a fucking bitch.

Holy shit. Holy mother fucking shit!

Of course we as males and men know that to cry like a bitch is a full sign to other males to laugh at you. So the sneaky assholes will just talk about the problem. Joke about the problem. Go on long rants about the problem that last for days and months. But, this is still bitch ass whinning.

So what are the cards staked against you my dude. Flip the fucking table over and square up my dude. Get your balls up and fight.

Okay you don’t want to fix this shit our fathers made. Okay you want to be a fucking whore. Admit it and shut the fuck up my dude because you just played yourself out of the fight.

You ain’t playing low. The fucking amish know what’s up and their still fucking birthing babies and keeping their females in check and their females volunteered for the shit.

Mother fucker stop whinning. Mother fucker stop crying. The bitch you chose fucked you over. Does that mean you can’t fight on? Does that mean shorty broke your fucking back now she wins.

Fuck that shit. We’re men. We age like fine wine my dude. To survive to old age is a miracle for us with how this life is out to fucking kill us when we’re young five years out the womb. We’re men. We fight on in the face of the fucking storm raging against a world that would crush our spirit. We aren’t to be crushed we are crushers in this shit.

That bitch that left you and took your money will be a lonely stank-ass fuck-ugly bitch at forty. Fuck her and the system that supports her. Forty for men in our prime is prime time to start making some bigger moves.

The conflict is a society and laws against me then bring the fight on bitch. I can out breed your ass and out last your asshole laws by my force of will and thrill to be in fight.

I don’t want to avoid conflict. I want embrace it like a shorty 5’5, light enough to lift and ready to claim as my wife on my fucking kitchen table. Bring me that shit.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

What the hell is MGTOW? Part 1 the argument and the bullshit

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Men going their own way. Everything is in the name and yet face value what the hell does that name mean?

MGTOW for the few not in the know is a movement about it’s about men being unsatisfied with the current generation of the west in it’s treatment of men in law and society. There is a conflict between men being treated like shit and females having a superior role in some aspects over males.

Their right.

A post modern western female has the first and final say on children being born and they a higher advantage in court in matters of divorce. The American government as one example acts as a go between in family dynamics and has acted in acting fucking up generations of Americans. The risk for a man in getting married is high. The risk for a female is low and more profitable.

Yep.. there is a lot of conflict and opposition in thinking about marrying or even having children in the west.

Conflict and opposition. For some reason those two words make me taste cotton candy in my mouth.

Anway, MGTOW proponents then choose not to march to that tune of society and go their own way.

What way is that? Well for the most part it’s whoring and buying a motorcycle.

Sure there are videos, articles and books about going out and finding your “purpose” and making the money so you can buy a big house to bang hot chickas in or funny videos about men being real in front of females and them being shocked and offended. That’s it.

Hmm. Now what brings this up? I’ve seen MGTOW videos in passing and videos by males that carry that same tune. I couldn’t place it at first but there’s always been something about MGTOW that has made me ignore it or find it slightly annoying or funny.

Yeah. Funny. I found MGTOW very funny yesterday when I realized what was bothering me about the whole movement to somewhere I would never go. I like motorcycles but fucking random western woman that are against me on some basic fundamental level never was my thing.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it often again. Life is conflict. Conflict is the air we breath. It is the water we swim in.

It’s not my saying but it is one I take to heart.

There is no conflict in being a MGTOW. It is for the most part selfish living and whoring. That’s not a movement that’s a Los Vegas vacation.

Hey if that’s what you want to do? You’ve already left the ring before the round began. You don’t get the Chad belt for banging a hocker at a expansive hotel instead of challenging a rival in war for your society for this shit will proceed for the next a hundred years.

No my dude. Call it what it is. You just walked away from a fight because the other guy appeared stronger then you. This is the west. You can be a whore but not the Chad.

There is a lot of bullshit in MGTOW. I just find interesting.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

An Ode to Western Masculine legacy

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That shit with the Walker CW horse shit kinda pulled out of me a bit of memories from the past. Memories about my own father.

What does it mean to be a man of the west? Our traditions seem but mist in the air in these strange and Peter Pan fantasy days.

I can wish to be a man. I conceive of it if I dream and look up at the north star and cast my childest hopes there to never never land. But it would be bullshit really.

A man has duties and sense of honor. A man has a name that name is his word. It is his pledge of responsibility to his ancestors before him. Who did hope and work to achieve a modest means of a future they handed down and down to him to carry on and to uphold a legacy of honor and pride in the stories of courage buried deep in blood and Iron.

A man is not a pussy. A man faces the realities of life with grit and gusto. A man is born in conflict. Self doubt comes but a father’s words and stories push a man on. To fight and war against fear and pirates of destiny.

Some men fought and died defending the truth. Some men gave in to riches and traded their future for sex and selfish living.

What will you do? What will we do? We men of the west?

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Just some Random bullshit Walker reboot of Chuck Norris classic show

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As a general rule. I don’t watch American television. It’s to much bullshit for me. I’m going to and from work for a few weeks now and have noticed some adds on the side of public busses.

Walker on the CW.

My thoughts at first glance. Hmm. My bullshit meter is going off. I don’t give a shit though so I ignore the shit for a week and then I notice the word reboot on the add.

No. That can’t be.

For those not in the know. Back in the oldies of the 1990s. My grandmother and I like to watch a show called Walker Texas Ranger. Staring Chuck Norris. The show is a simple idea.

Chuck Norris shooting bad guys and kicking them in the face. They have some bullshit stories in between and sitcom drama but in general the formula is the same.

Now flashforward to the cybor punk depression era of today. I decide to find a trailer of Walker. I get a few seconds into it and my bullshit meter is at code red.

For some reason the dude from supernatural is playing Walker. Chuck mother fucking Norris. Okay. That’s five points taken. For some reason it feels like a supernatural feel to it. That’s ten points. For some reason Walker sounds and talks like a pussy.

I can just hear it in his voice. Chuck Norris. Excuse me. Chuck mother fucking Norris isn’t a pussy. He’s a shit kicker bad ass legend that shook Bruce Lee’s hand. He ain’t no pussy.

They’ve taken a story idea from one of the original episodes about Walker’s first wife and him simping about her and being a bitch with a bitch face about it.

Here’s the thing. I saw that episode. It might have been a two part story long. The dude that killed his wife lite a fucking fire in Walker and that changed him into a force of hardcore mother fucking texas justice. He blazed a war path on criminals asses in Texas that made him a mother fucking legend. When a criminal heard Walker is coming that meant surrender or die bitch.

Big dick energy my dude. A true Lone Star shit kicking mother fucking cowboy.

This shit has got to stop. I couldn’t finish the trailer. Five seconds in and no criminal ass was kicked? No one was shot in the dick? What the fuck is this shit?

Holy shit. It’s the CW so who the fuck is going to see this shit? Nobody. Thank God.

Jack pants shitting Dorsey!

I think CW is where manhood goes to fucking die a slow and painful death.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Nubian ebony beauty

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I’ve heard many a love song about black love and Black power princess attude and masculine energy but

Nubian ebony beauty is a thing to behold. Not to be confused as common stalk to the stream of black power pincesses.

I find myself reflecting as I sit on the city streets waiting for a ride to my common every day ritual on the few times in my long lived life that I’ve seen Ebony beauty in it’s ripe season. Up close and personal.

I was twenty at the time and she was eighteen to that day. I met her at school and be friended her. When I touched her and held her close to my arms. I embraced her tightly and inhailed her ebony warmth breathing in her youth in a moment. My chest shook and my senses were over loaded in that space of time and chance I tasted a heavenly surprise.

I wonder often times what attracted me to her so strongly but the effect was deem or nonexistent in the company of other females of similar ebony kind I encounted over the years. So I’m taking the time and stealing some moments my day is currently on pause.

1) grace in step and movment. She is who she is and owns every step. No falseness or show of brovido is in her game. She doesn’t seduce. She enchants.

2) beauty in the classical sense. That which is pleasing to the eyes and in perfect form to our mind’s perception. To a male she is altogether lovely. In scent and in the warmth of her body there is delight for eyes and enough weight to lift and claim but no more no less.

3)  Confidence and self knowledge is in her stare and her quiet moments when she listens to you and submits to your turn in the play of physical communication and respect of your dominace as exchange goes both ways and lines of time disappear as you are in rare moments in toned with each other and the world is shut away.

4) virtue in presense. A scent she puts in the air that she is female. You are male. She claims the right to stand with you eye to eye but she puts the ernest on you to lead the dance where it will go.

Damn. I have many regrets. The foolishness of youth. But, yet I still retain the day and moment and scent to my memory.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

I never thought to put the words of my desires to words. But, I do now.

Black Rambos SSH lingo…Alpha or Beta bitch

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Black Rambos have their own Socio-sexual Hierarchy or at least a simplified version.

Black Rambos are typical born in conflict and shaped in war. They by and large have to deal with a whole lot of shit that pushes you into being dominant in life and around others and confident in yourself because survival of your fucking mind and self esteem depend on it. Conflict is every fucking where unless your protecting from most of the shit like bitch or a beta.

You got to be the alpha in the black tribe if not of the family then at least of yourself and around other men. You don’t let a female or black power princess look down on you.

Betas are the opposite completely. They have delusions about life and simp on a dime to a black power princess. They get no pussy and they fucking go nowhere in life because no black Rambo was around to tell them.

“You don’t wait for someone to give you the car. You get your balls up, you get a job, you start a business, you figure out some way of assorting yourself because being a Black Rambo means your alpha dominant man in suit with a hot feminine chicka on the side and the car keys to BMW on the other side.” – from Black Rambo handbook.

That’s some real talk my dude. But, once again I ain’t a black Rambo. I’m a Highlander.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Crept Keeper Biden…he just gives off that beta bitch feel

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Now I’m going to be speaking on Black Rambo SSH lingo. I was raised one and until my first quickening at sixteen I would have remained one.

Crept Keeper Biden. I got to be honest. He just gives off that Beta bitch feel my dude. Sure he’s an old fucker with one last girl to sniff and then that bitch is done but still did he ever have the alpha flow. Hell no.

He never had a gangster lean and or an ounce of Alpha dominant confidence in his fucking life my dude. Now he’s an older fucker sitting in a chair while demon’s whisper in his ear.

No shine. No gusto. No flow. He used to have alpha speech flow. Now. He’s just an old fucker. Lord knows how long this fucker will live. If he isn’t dead already and we’re seeing a fucking zumbie puppet on a string.

Fucking hell.

People voted for this shit. Fucking boring. War and more taxes. Fucking boring. Same old shit.

I thank God I got more shit to be concerned about these days. Not enough conflict and pull with that dude.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg