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Blackpillers are weird strain of assholes

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Blackpillers are a recent discovery for me. Me being an old fuck I can remember when there was just two pills.

Blue pill.  Hmm. Blue balls. Beta bitch simp. Hmmm. Anyway, their the assholes that know the bullshit we’re told on tv and by people in our own tribes about the simplicity of life being democratic vs Republicans is a lie but they choose to believe the lie and force simps to comply with the lie.

Red Pill. Hmm. Red Bull. Red blooded American. Shit kicking cow boy. Bad ass. They are the people that would rather prepare for the shit storm then trust that everything is going to alright. The walking corpse in the lucked down prison house has everything under control. Red Pillers say fuck you I’m buying a gun and making my own fucking bullets.

Now we come to the Jokers.

Black Pillers. Merchants of despair. Jokers that just want to watch the world burn and blame females for it. Whinners. Complainers. Fuckers that would rather watch their house burn down with their family inside then stop laughing about it and put the fucking fire out.

Honestly though they have a real solution to the problems in the west.

1. Let it burn. (Not the song)

2. Fuck females don’t marry them.

4. Buy a motorcycle

5. Be an asshole.

6. Whin like a bitch without crying of course.

7. Laugh at the madness.

Hmm. Fuck um and their rules of despair and uselessness. At least Blue Pillers are fun to fuck with Black Pillers remind me of….

A fucking Boomer that complains about his ex-wife cheating on him after the fact for twenty years and tells other young men not to marry or have kids because all most ALL females are all monsters out to destroy your soul.

You know whose to blame for the current shit we men of the west face?

Fucking Boomers and Beta Bitch Simps.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Fucking Boomers! Let’s go!! (Comedy??)

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Fuck Crept Keeper Biden. Fuck Democrat pimps and GOP hoes. The real fuckers is the Fucking Boomers.

You know maybe I need to calm down. Fuck it.

The generation of selfish assholes. Strike one.

The generation of lazy basic bitch music Strike three.

The generation of that fucked over Gen X, Gen Y and Gen Z into the financial and world wars shit storm we are in. Strike 3

The generation that of basic bitch music and have the nerve to say shit about RUN DMC,  Heay Metal, Punk Rock and etc. The list goes on my dude. Music didn’t die with the boomers it took a fucking nap my dude. Strike 4.

The Boomer: “In my generation we had more grit then you young people. In my generation we worked hard and paid our own way into college. In my generation we kept our shit together and we-“

US. Shut your bitch ass up you fucking boomer. Shouldn’t you be somewhere dying? What the fuck are doing here any way? It’s our fucking time to speak bitch. Stop trying to steal our shine.

Where was I?

The generation of fuckers that bought all the fucking Harley Davison Motorcycles and jacked up the price so now getting that shit is near impossible without making serious bank or being a fucking millionare or a mother fucking, son-a-bitch fucking

Boomer!

Holy shit!

Holy mother fucking shit!

These people. These mother fucking people.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

This is the funniet year of my life…

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I can’t help but laugh some times at the weird shit that’s happened in the last three months of this year.

It’s what? March. I’m keeping a count of this shit now.

Here’s a question. Is Crept Keeper Biden alive or a hologram?

Real talk. Well and a little bullshiting. The dude looks old as fuck and half in the grave. You rarely see the fucker but on prerecorded programed events we’ll find out maybe in 2055 if the fucker died last month but still it’s food for thought.

Imagine the poor fuckers that voted for his ass. Wait? Did anybody really vote for him?

Holy shit! Just imagining it now I’m starting to cry tears of pure joy at the surprised angry outrage they’ll have when the shit hits the fan in June. Sweet Jesus I can’t stop laughing.

Hot damn! What a time to alive.

The fucking ride doesn’t end.

Are you getting pissed off at me? Good. I’m laughing my balls off.

Are you laughing your tits or balls off. Good then I did my job.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

What is The marketing issue between Black Rambos and Shit kicking cowboys?

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This one is a weird one for me. I grew up around Black Rambos and shit kicking cowboys and white people. I get along with everybody. Not sure why other then the fact I’m a American Highlander with big dick energy.

But there is some weird bullshit between black rambos and shit kicking Cowboys.

The marketing issue.

It’s a product of those that can’t forget the past and those that profit from the past and those that are brain dead idiots that think the past is what they were told or how it was narratived to them.

History again is writen by bullshiters and beta bitch losers. There is always some bullshit narrative to hide the boring truth of it all in the fine print.

Hate and bullshit drug dealers are crafty devils. They sell that shit on a premium prescription. The first hit is a free lie. They are the politicans. The history professor and the drunk ranting at shit kickers as they drive by in big ass trucks.

Example: The Tom Brady anomaly or as I like to call it. Envy and self pity.

I like football but I don’t watch it much anymore. But, everybody knows The Chad: Tom Brady. I wasn’t surprised he won and didn’t care much. I respect em but I ain’t worshiping the dude and I got shit to get done.

I was at work one time with a black rambo. We working together and I decided to ask him if he saw the game. Why? I have no fucking idea. He sighed and acted like he lost the game.

Oh shit. He was saying it was a disappointment to him and gave me a low tone line about hating the fact “We couldn’t win this one. That Tom Brady.”

I’m paraphrasing because I couldn’t catch all his bullshit. I just caught the self pity shit and hive mind Borg speech. I hear this shit occasionally from Black Rambo on a off day. Sometimes it’s funny other times it’s when my brain turns off the other dude’s voice.

My give a damn switch turns off when I hear self pity bullshit.

It is what it is? I can’t relate. I can understand but I’m out of the black rambo matrix to fully jive with the shit.

Other side of the the field I hear the same occasionally talk from white people about the Blacks. Something. I understand it but find it all boring shit.

Shit kicking cowboys. Hmm. Well. They don’t rock with the self pity shit. To much shit to get done and shits that need kicking.

No real solution to me other then get some balls and get shit done.

Warm, Regards

Guardiandogg

Meghan Markle is a black power princess and Prince Harry is servent boy

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Word of warning!! The bullshit is coming!!

Remember my rule.

Okay. I don’t give two shits plus one asshole in a dress about this bitch or her husband but for the purposes of being funny. I’ll use her royal highness of black power and her peasent husband as food for this post.

Holy shit.

I wasn’t even going to talk about this bitch today but one of my favorite bloggers did a piece on her and her “Africa connection” so I will add my two cents.

The story is this bitch is serving up some new shit about some mystery asshole in the in-breed royal family of good old England.

Apparently some body shared hateful concerns in the past about her future baby in being a little on the black rambo shade. Before the baby was born.

This bitch is no end of some female black power bullshit. She married a fucking blue blood prince simp bitch younger then her and got him and her kicked out of England for talking to damn much and cucking his beta ass.

Pause.

I don’t feel sorry for Prince beta cuck bitch Harry what ever the hell his last name is. He married a black power princess and isn’t dominant enough or man enough to keep her in check before she put the leash on his ass. Sucker got played boo fucking woo. There’s to many damn men in his life not to school his ass on how to be a mother fucking big dick energy OG. Ya heard.

A common trait of a black power Princess is….

1) Two cents of conversation turns into a bullshit storm for decades.

2) If a strong male isn’t leading them then their leading that simp beta bitch asshole by his balls, my dude.

My conclusion. If she’s leading you by the balls she has zero respect for you not to keep her bullshit in check to protect your back. Her bitch husband has been failing every shit test she’s given him sense day one.

Always remember lesson two in female bullshit. 

“Harry, maybe you just have to face the fact that you can never be a big dick puerto Rican Cassinova. Your just beta bitch. I can say anything I want and you won’t do a damn thing about it.”

Hmmm. How the fuck would you respond to that shit? That female bullshit.

Warm, Regards

Guardiandogg

Real talk. Not everybody can look like the Chad or be Betty. Be the best you, you can be.

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Real talk. I ain’t handsome by any means. I make up for it by being a dominant, masculine, big dick energy American Highlander.

Even when I look like shit on a off day I still look like ten years younger then I really am a piece of American Highlander hot shit.

I work on myself. I challenge myself to be better then I was sixteen years ago. Physically and mentally.

Now can you fake it? Yes. But, not for long. Fuck well maybe at least until you make it or the money runs out.

Warm,Regards

A message to 2099. I’m sorry you missed out on the ride. Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

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When they made masks fashionable that’s when I knew we the culture chose to be comfortable in the deep of fear. It was a interesting and predictable.

It did not start with the bullshit media spins or Trump taking office. It started before I breathed the sweet air of my native highlands of Baltimore. It started on a day truth became post modern.

Nothing could change the course we were set on. I stopped whinning about it ages ago. In fact in this time I’m the tougher it gets the more I find myself breathing in the conflict and coming storm like the sweet embrace of one hell of a storm.

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

I’m sorry you missed out on it. Though you have own shit. You still missed out on historic times.

Every day. Every damn day of the week is a thrilling adventure.

The shit is history to you but to me. Hot damn!

Oh! The road that is before us is in mystery but a predictable course of previous repeating patterns.

Unknown to us is how it will all flow down the river of good and evil intentions our ancesters that led us here but thing is for sure….

The ride doesn’t end…or

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

I have one issue with WAP the seductive call of the slut. I don’t want to seduced. I want set a female’s panties on fire

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I listened to the song once and saw the video half way. I turned that shit off because I began to have the feeling of someone trying to pull my pants down and not in a good way.

It’s all ass backwards to me. A man is supposed to be dominant and confident. We may want to have sex all the time but damn if we can’t be selective.

You have the 5’7 to 6’0 tall bitch with nice tits and beautful face all dudes go after her. You have the feminine female with a pretty face and nice body waiting to be seduced. You have plain Jane flat chested and okay face. She’s 5’5 though and has long chestnut hair and a nice ass and when you tell her your fantasy about fucking a girl on a table she stares at you and then hits your shoulder and giggles and calls you silly.

Hmmm. Yeah. Just go after the beautiful lady. Leave plain Jane alone. Anyway, WAP is shit. The song.

I ain’t a bitch or some John a seductive hocker is trying to turn out for some financial transaction. That’s to much mind fucking bullshit for me.

Listen up simp. My dude. You don’t want to be seduced by a slut.

Why?

Because there is nothing more thrilling as men is to know you can enchant and delight a 5’5 shorty in public and make that bitch yours for taking.

Remember. There is a female out there in the world that wants you to fuck her. You have to pay attention though.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

You got to have a sense a humor

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Life gets tough sometimes and hard to deal with on beautiful clear sunny day.

You got to laugh or find some enjoyment out of it all. Especially when someone is determined to piss on your bowl of ice cream. You got to laugh or throw the shit in their face and make um taste their own piss.

It’s the best response to an asshole whose determined to play stupid games you give stupid prizes for all their efforts.

Laughter and a sense of humor some times can be the best way to fight against what’s trying to destory you.

Warm, Regards

Guardiandogg

History is written by bullshiters and simp ass losers so can you trust what you think you know?

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Just a question on my mind now. I woke up and thought about a lot of the bullshit we’ve been told by the government and the ministry of propaganda.

A lot a people now are comfortable with the shit because it’s comfortable lies masked in 1 percent truth. It’s easy to accept when it’s rosy and you don’t have to think much about a Crept Keeper in office that doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground and Washington Dc still being located up and under the consent watchful eyes of big brother’s sister She/him.

But, fifty to hundred years from now when the state of America will be long gone. I do wonder when your descendents will be walking around will they wonder how did we all go brain dead and believe the lies of the overlord leaders. The lies of the past will be obvious to them.

If some young asshole should ask me this question I would say…

Lies of the past? Bitch, the ministry of propaganda is still alive and well today. They call themselves the care bears news network.

They’ll look at me and wonder how a young man like me could know that shit. I wouldn’t even bother to tell I’m an American Highlander.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

What’s wrong with aborting rapists? I don’t get it. (Comedy?)

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Alright go with me on this

entertain the notion for a moment. What the hell is wrong with putting a bitch to sleep when he has raped a young lady?

You’ll give me this, that’s not right or moral. You can’t just put bitches to sleep just because a bitch or a group of bitches rape a girl in the middle of the fucking street. Putting bitches down costs money and what about animal rights?

This fucking shit!

I’d do the shit for free or pay a vet to do the job and give him a special shot gun and room to get the job done. It’s all simple to me. You got the evidence. You got the witnesses and you got a motive. Put the bitch to sleep.

You’ll even give me, well we do have abortions. The mother can put the child of the bitch to sleep.

Bitch please!

Fuckers trying to be slick. I want to put bitches to sleep they want to give some bullshit of don’t do that how about I piss in your soup. That’s better right?

Fucking bullshit.

Warm, Regards

Guardiandogg