Month: August 2021

What is an American?

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Strange question. What would I know of it. My skin folk and kin folk were never considered apart of such.

My people were born here. My people were created here after the fact. Stolen and burned were the languages and links to my own tribal heirtage.

I am of a mixed kind.

And yet….

I know. Before there was an American country or an Empire in later times. There was a people.

A people that just wanted to be respected by their king and leaders. They just wanted fair and legal trials.

Rights and liberty were denied to them. A hearing of respect wasn’t acknowledged. What were they to do?

They were men. They were fathers. They were farmers. They were Americans.

In the course of events they penned their names to a death warrent of names delivered to a King they had disowned.

History calls it a declaration of independence. But really it was a notice….

Fuck you and fuck your authority. We’ll meet your bitch ass in the field of honor and have at it like men. You bring your guns. We’ll bring ours. Let’s go!

Fucking read that shit. Think about the fact these shit kickers put their names to the page and said fuck it we ain’t taking the shit no more.

If you have balls between your legs you know only The Real say what they mean and mean what they say and are willing to fight and die by their words.

That’s big dick energy. That shit kicking attitude. That is….

Just BRING IT!

Is that still alive today?!

“It’s the system that’s going to break. Not me.” – Lt. Col. Scheller (2021)

This mother fucking shit kicker is an American. The blood of fighters and Americans is in his fucking blood.

Fuck it. I am a son of the Michael. I’m an American Highlander. I cew on Iron and I spit out bullets.

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Rome is not forever.

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I used to love watching the history Channel occasionally as a kid and seeing and hearing dramatic events from the past re-told in cinema storytelling style.

The events of the fall of Rome come in my mind a lot. Not just their Immigration policies, their ever increasing expanse of the empire and social economic problems that happened.

It always was interesting how easy it could all fall apart when you have a series of events and decisions all smashing into each other.

Romans thought their lifestyle and the empire would last forever. They lived their lives up to the point and then the Roman dream was over.

That’s the thing isn’t it. All Empires either shrink or fall in power. Why? Nothing we do as humans lasts forever. So no big government system can go on forever.

Now. I don’t know the future. I just know bits and pieces of the past and I have a general realist review of the world as I see it or deal with it as the world presents itself to me.

I see the U.S. political system today as a game of misdirection and slight of hand mind games tricks. I see the cost of living going up and the dollar only having worth by the power of faith. Blind faith in the American dream and American millitary arm.

I see a divide in the perception that the American Empire will go on forever. I see a lack of a give a damn in the immigration problem. What’s the problem? Nobody in the phony government system gives a damn about it. So people pour in and other people put on shades and say it’s a problem that can’t be solved. It’ll be here forever just like the American government.

America is an ideal?! The American government will last forever?!

Trump? He was never going to solve the problems that have built up over the years. He only had a slim chance of shrinking back the Empire to keep the fallout as massive as it will be now.

The blunders successes and quick succession failures wins of the Chief Crept Keeper Joe of the clown party gang millitary holds the faith and assurance of the entire American People. This is what is told to me. Funny. Why don’t I believe it yet?

I could say it’s because I’m jaded or a pessimist but that would be bullshit. I’m a realist. I don’t believe in shit because somebody told me to. I look at the real world and then see if the shit lines up.

I could be wrong about the fall of America. Though I don’t think so. I don’t know the future. But, I’m a realist. If I see things going a certain way I like to prepare myself accordingly to a realistic outcome because….

Winter is coming and Rome is not forever.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Why do black dudes have a weird ass aggressive dislike for dick addicted dudes?

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I’m weird. I admit it. I grew up in the 90s  filled homosexual properganda was at it’s peak of effectiveness. I was brain washed in to mutely giving approval to such shit and thinking of dick addicted dudes as normal folk…whatever the fuck that means.

Now after bracking free from the bullshit I can nearly say with 100% certainty that….

I don’t give a fuck about dick addicted dudes obsession with dicks.

That being said it never stops amazing me or unnerving me about black dudes who do care for some reason whether mutely or loudly dislike about their dislike for dick addicted dudes…

I get it but I don’t get it.

I’m weird. I don’t give a fuck.

Anyway, I’m watching this black dude give his opinion about Kevin Samuels.

The general consensus is Kevin Samuels is a dick addicted dude. He’s worthless and should stop talking to low budget females that come to him for no bullshit advice about getting any man. Because he is a addicted dude. The end. The measurements of his personal value is lower for some reason because of his proceived sexuality.

Once again I have yet to see him kiss let alone grab the ass of a dick addicted dude. So I have to theorize it’s some sort of projection of an imaginary Never Neverland opinion based on reasons and he wears glasses, suits and talks down to black power princess.

Now. I don’t know the dude and I don’t care enough to do that much research however. What, I know him about he has volunteered knowledge about himself. This is the information age and if your in entertainment or popular shit will be found. So a smart grifter doesn’t say shit you can hold his feet to fire for and admiting he’s been married twice and has a grown kid is risky if you weren’t telling the truth.

So I listen to the black dude to see if he will have a greater knowledge beyond presuppositions, images online and general dislike for dudes that don’t treat females like princesses.

The black dude does a dick addicted impression of Kevin Samuels that is funny but also shows me the black dude’s main dislike for Kevin Samuels. The proception of dick addicted image and KS is against the black matriarchal code of conduct.

Black dude sees KS as a dick addicted dude. That is his weakness and the primary reason no one should listen to him about anything because only a sellout or dick addicted dude would turn against the black matriarchal code.

Black dude is low key about it but that weird strong dislike for dick addicted dudes is there hidden behind a friendly smile.

This is black normal. I don’t rock with it that’s why I’m weird.

I really don’t give a fuck. I listen to KS occasionally when he talks about things from a 50 year old man view point and concepts of making the most of your time and investing in your own course of bettering yourself as a man or female.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Waking up with a shit kicking headache and starting a new season in my life.

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Winter is coming….

That’s always a theme in my mind now sense my last short winter here in Texas.

I’m taking on a new position on my day job. It’ll be a little more money but the challenge and the new skills I’ll be learning have me excited.

But, really the reason I took it on though was in part summer is nearly over, fall is a few months away but winter is coming.

Winter means rough times.

Winter means now is the time to make preparation for what is coming.

And…

I have a plan. I got to get shit done. Before the years out I have to jump start this shit before the year is out.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Incase you didn’t know yes…I’m not a fan of feminism.

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I don’t really know what’s worse. Feminism that decrys big dick energy as evildoers of war and madness while making demands to entitlement to it or goble dumbass nuclear assholes on a war kick to pave the dirt with blood.

No. Feminism is worse. Neo clowns are soon to be relegated to a shit stain of history’s dumbass period.

Feminism, it had a purpose that was done when feminine rights dominante male rights to the right of not having to tolerate feminine big asshole energy.

The last song for feminism being anything great is over….

The modern give a damn is at a low for modern western men tolerating the joke that feminism is equal to Big Dick Energy.

Mind you if you hear a dude even try to say, “Yes, Men are nothing without females” or “western society needs more female leaders?!”

We the men of the fucking world have a name for that dude….

A beta bitch simp. This bitch is only worthy to clean out a gas station fully loaded shitter at the command of his blue haired sea beast feminist boss who still won’t fuck him.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Magical Realism and characters that drive a story. (Writing craft)

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I was doing some late night writing and brainstorming on planning out my book.

My current writing style is first person character driven stories. I slip into it easy enough in writing. Once I have an idea for who the characters are then story writes itself when conflicts are introduced into the characters lives.

Anyway,

A new thing with the La Rue series I’m working on is the world building. It is semi magical realism to the world.

Though that wasn’t the intention on my part it came about as I realized how weird the charecters were and how they didn’t entirely fit with the real world but another world or alternative history.

I went with it only because the charecters are the way they are. The world they live is a reflection of that. It’s weird though. The magical side of the world of La Rue isn’t fantasy Per se it’s realism with faint taste of magical.

The concept of taking a learned skill like deta analysis and making it a kin to Precognition. The talent would be grounded in realism that you can’t definitiate between is it magical or it just a skill someone is born with.

Just imagine that. A person born with the ability of deta analysis that can help them have precognition about possible problems in the future based on previous events in history or logical deduction pattern analysis.

How?

Again the fuck I know but I have a charecter in the series that does it sense they were young. They went to school as a means of looking (normal) when they do it for companies to solve problems in cyber security.

I don’t even know if I’ll get to that charecter.

I could remember writing La Rue The Heir and thinking….is Bella really a magical muse or a talented artistic person. One of the charecters put a doubt in my mind about my theory but still Bella is too damn weird, special and normal to fit in my world entirely.

It wasn’t until recently that I finally found a name for what I was writing regarding the story. I knew it wasn’t new but I knew I had found something interesting.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Some asshole reminded me of somebody I like died today so I’m going to talk about Support your local Sheriff.

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No bullshit. Some asshole put up some damn video about it on YouTube and so I’m watching Support Your local Sheriff today..

I watched this movie when I was a kid and I enjoy every minute of it. It’s also one of those movies I just love and still laugh at now. Though I only resent started watching it again.

It’s crazy but the lines and story are just good comedy writing to me.

Classic movie. You have your lone fast shooting stranger coming into town

Dressed in black of course and taking on the job of Sheriff because…why the fuck not and he needs a job while he’s mining for gold and on his way to Australia.

The timing of the jukes. The weird subversion of how people would act in a heroic story to how they really act to danger and the potential to getting your dick shot off.

The way the movie deals with violence and self defence in a comedic fashion is just brilliance.

It really is a feel good movie. It does have romantic bullshit but that shit is more like a side fart on the side and it does not take itself to seriously.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

P. S

Yes.

I am an old fuck.

Romantic bullshit theories 1. My take on the Curry divorce proceedings….

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Disclaimer: I don’t know why the fuck Dell and Sonya Curry are divorcing nor do I care but for the fact the things I’m hearing from “sources” and  allegations from the two individuals makes believe it’s about several levels some grade A bullshit.

I am hoping I am wrong and people don’t really believe romantic bullshit is a real reason to get and stay married. Now let’s get to the….

Romantic bullshit…

Now I’m watching a video by a dude that’s in the know on celebrity sports culture and couples secrets and such.

He presents the news that some basketball couple is getting divorced. I don’t give a fuck at first but then he starts getting in to theories on why the divorce is happening now.

My romantic bullshit meter is going off. I go from I don’t give a fuck to…this fucking female shit again.

Why? It’s because of two articles.

Article 1. Yeah. She was a rich millionare wife of a retired basketball dude but you have to understand….she wasn’t happy.

Holy shit

The words. She wasn’t happy gets my balls cramping up my dude. The words don’t comput. I…the fuck?!

I have no idea what marriage has to do with being happy. Real talk. My parents marriage wasn’t even like that.

What the fuck?

I try to understand but it sounds like female bullshit to me….though I know what it means…..

Mrs. Sonya Curry wants to get fucked by some other dude of higher value to her and she doesn’t want to be shamed about it. So of course I should feel sorry for this rich lady, right?!

Article 2. He was possibly cheating and he possibly was emotionally abusive?!

Holy shit.

I had to stop the video a couple of times because I was getting pissed off and then hearing this other shit from them or both sides…….

Let me paint you a picture….

Back in the day before my time. This shit happened all the time. But, rich folk were…well….smarter.

If a mother fucker was being an ass or cheating on his wife or whatever hell else he paid for it not in divorce all the time…the female went on a vacation?!

What type of vacation? A decade long one where she went her way bought a house on some fucking island and didn’t see her husband in two decades and lived happily while getting fucked by her 20 year old pool boy. The end….

Am I saying that is noble or right? No. I’m saying women were well…smarter. Why go through a noise and messy divorce? When you can spend the dude’s money, never see him and he does the same shit to her.

Because in the end it’s really a case of they got bored of each other and wanted to fuck other people.

Again, I don’t know what the fuck is the truth. I don’t really care. It isn’t my business but….the notion that these two adults married for romantic bullshit or really might think romantic bullshit is real even now is to me not laughable…..

It’s dangerously stupid. This shit has to stop. I’m serious. No married couple I know or have known stayed together simple because of feelings or romantic bullshit.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Real talk. You can get the grammer and spelling right but boring weak sauce writing is still shit.

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I am constantly reminded everyday that we don’t live in an era of reading being the top entertainment or means of education for most folks. Books are cheap. That’s good for readers. Books are cheap that’s a bad for being a writer.

So as a blogger/writer you have to make the shit interesting. You have to hammer the shit out the writing and have a damn voice that appeals to the none casual reader.

I’m talking about entertaining the FUCKING HELL out of the book nerd and lovers of the song language. You got to keep it 💯 premium shit kicking fun and delightful to read and enjoy.

Why? Because it’s better to be entertaining and a sub-par writer then a classical solid boring, weak sauce, soft-ass writer.

And…have you heard some of the fucking lines written in DC movie verse and Marvel-disney shit show shit…

Holy shit.

The Bard of Avon is weeping for the jagged edge being run over the song language of legends….

Guardiandogg translation: modern myths in general are a collection of shit mayonnaise sandwiches dipped in mustard and the sweat of blue haired sea beasts.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

A tale of two blogs….holy shit.

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Alright after yesterday’s post on R.C. Waldun getting his book reviewed and his ass being taken to the yard…

Metaphorically speaking of course all in good book nerd shit fun I had to read R. C. Waldun’s shit and study this dude’s writing to see if it’s all hype and bullshit about him being a writer’s writer and all that cap.

Note: I hate using cap or capping instead of bullshit or bullshiting but I’m going to keep trying it out to pretend I’m hip and youngster again

Okay, I’m looking on Waldun’s site checking out his writing and reading his blog…..

His writing is…..alright. It’s okay in the short form of blogging writing. Nice grammer. Nice flavor of words. I just had one fucking problem I couldn’t name and then I compared his blog writing to another writer I like.

Catxman’s blog is a different story entirely then Waldun’s site/blog.

Catxman has that shit kicking sense of humor I like and that blunt hammer to the head honesty and real talk that leaps off the screen and dances in your head when you hear his voice….

The voice….the finger print of a writer and at what level he is at is that voice. It’s not just the word choices. It’s the intention to those word choices and the ability to say fuck the rules and make up your rules for your voice and your style…..

R. C. Waldun’s writing voice is…weak sauce. It’s boring ass shit. He has a firm grasp on the rules and what they are but fuck…he’s to fucking boring. He’s still either taking it to easy or has no idea of the concept of bullshiting a little to make the shit entertaining for the reader.

I shit you not the dude has a post on the reason he writes. That is….fucking dispassionate boring bullshitting. The shit reads like the dude is still at tier one of writing.

In closing….

Holy shit. This dude. Needs about twenty more years before his shit gets done cooking because right now it’s weak sauce on a mayonnaise shit sandwich.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

P. S.

Daydreaming is my profession gets it. Study this shit. This mother fuck-ahh is a fucking veteran of the craft.

KDBooks takes R.C. Waldun to school….

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Holy shit.

Fair warning this is premium book nerd shit.

Alright here’s the link to the book review of R.C. Waldun’s newest book?!

Short introduction to KDBooks. He’s a book hound with PHd in literature bullshit sniffing. He’s picked up a dumpster fire scent from the book.

The short summary is holy shit take the book off the shelves and take it back to be edited in a book editing hospital. Put that bitch in the intensive care unit for miss spellings, grammer and a lack of give a damn.

Holy shit.

The extreme levels of big dick energy rage had your dude wanting to take KDBOOKS to a bar for a fucking beer just to console his soul on having to read and study the book in question.

Holy shit.

This dude examined the book from the cover to lettering, to quotes, to plot (the fuck?!) and to the story. (The shit)

My thoughts….

Holy fucking hell?!

What the piss?

What kind of bullshit logic is that?

Mate, come on bro. You didn’t edit this shit. Mate you got to take this shit off the shelf bro. Your embarrassing yourself Mate.

My conclusion…

R. C. Waldun is a great video essayist to a point. He’s also twenty years old and really doesn’t know enough about life then he thinks he does or himself.

We’re living in a post literate era. R. C. Waldun is a product of that. As am I.

Holy shit! I can’t believe he put that shit out like that. Waldun has a huge following and supporters. He has a bigger commitment to them in the least get the spelling in the fucking title correct.

You know I feel like a hypocritical asshole for how many spelling errors I do and have to correct on my blog being critical of Waldun but….

Damn it to hell and back I’m not the fucker that is presenting myself as a university scholar and lover of academia and all that bullshit. He is an academic. He’s been going to school a long ass time….hmm.

Pause.

Why the fuck is he still in school?

What the fuck is his objective to being there? Real talk, school isn’t life. School is prep work for what you want to do in your life. Who the fuck wants to stay in school forever?

Fuck it. The dude needs to stick to video work because at least he gets his work edited properly.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg