Month: March 2021

The pussifying of the west didn’t start with ass ugly dudes in a dress. (Comedy!?)

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Why the fuck is it always some ass ulgy dude in a dress on a fucking magazine cover? Who the fuck is promoting ugly as the new pretty bullshit? Why in the fuck are 5’5 shorties regarded with contempt vs gorilla looking assholes with pink hair and no tits regarded as Bad bitches?

Fuck that shit though. Nobody is looking at ulgy assholes on a movie screen let alone on a magazine cover. To my real point. The west is being pussyfied by agents of ugliness and a confederacy of dunces in office and fucking beta bitch simps under the control of low tier females that might let them rub their stank feet.

Holy shit!

I can’t stand it my dude. It’s the conflict, courage and character building are bad propaganda. It’s the fake femininity is good vs male masculine is evil. It’s the you need to conform to the current fake female moral norms horseshit.

Back the fuck up and put that shit in park. Why do I need to conform to your moral codes? To your world views. To having fake female feelings is good and I need to reject pursuits of loyalty, courage and wisdom. Shockingly, I do believe in defending the good, the beautiful and the true.

Why???

Bitch, I’m a mother fucking American Highlander. I cew on Iron and I spit out bullets. I don’t have female feelings and I don’t want to fuck a female that thinks and looks like a male gorilla in a dress and no I’m not taking about dick addicted dudes.

Holy shit.

Some females give a damn and at least try to look decent. Some females..holy shit. The best thing you can say about them is at least they don’t give you any female bullshit but then that’s only if your ass is lucky.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Second rule of being a bad ass: Be confident in your sexuality

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The modern west is in a weird fucking place right now. Fucking ass backwards from the time I grew up in. When dudes were confident in themselves and not afraid of misleading people about their sexuality just being interesting.

You got to understand. I’m an old fuck. I grew up in the 90s but I’m an 80s guy at heart. Back in the day dude’s rocked ear rings when it wasn’t the thing and a tattoo or two when it was shocking and taboo. Not to mention everything else from hair coloring to eyeliners.

Now people have gone a little nuts with the shit but I kid you not my friend I was speaking to a young chad at work rocking black nail polish and still was a little nervous about if it made him look DA.

DA: dick addicted or Dude addicted to dick.

DAs don’t have a monopoly on being interesting. They just think they do. This shit is really annoying. I knew one dude rock red hair, red contacts and red nails and talking to his girl on his red phone at GameStop. Nobody would question him on his sexuality and this was the early 2000s. Come on my dude.

Mother fucking bullshit.

I don’t know if it’s the overlords plan to pussify the country or have dude’s afraid of being hit up by some rude mother fucking DA.

I don’t know. It’s probably just in young dudes now a days.

Be confident in yourself. Be confident in your sexuality. You are who you are. Fuck anybody else that tries to fuck with you for being a little interesting.

One last thing about the young chad. He had black nail polish because he thought it would make him look less DA. My only thought was if your going to do the shit make it your favorite color. Everybody knows Goths and Metal heads wear black nail polish.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Just brain storming ideas for a Urban fantasy and magic bullshit. Take some of this shit if you like…(writing craft)

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Hmm. Okay. I got a fantasy story, takes place in steampunk land.

I’m setting the time period either in 1800s to 2088. Though 2088 is a good period for cyberpunk.

The charecter Dan Dietrich metropolis PD Fire element division.

First person intro

Gaia and Moe Protalli Ice dragons flew over head dancing in storm as it got going over the city of Newark.

I sat in a transporter on the corner of Bad Bitch Hilly and 7th waiting for my partner Jim Vanguard to get back from a private meeting with his informent/mistress.

Jim was 2nd year rookie from the high socity of town that was rebelling against his parents the Lord and Lady Vanguard of Newark. Both who happened to own and fund the police force.

That’s right I was doing a Nanny job until Jim would move onto something else exciting or take over the force.

Hmm. Add some Poetry and action scene.

Blood and Iron.

Brimstone and smoke.

It was all in the air. My gun was in my hand as Jim and I entered the witchcraft. It was a local club run by a stable of witch hoes and pimp warlocks.

Music blared loudly. I could taste the scent of sex spells in the air. My shield of the faithful was warm in my inner vest pocket. It cleared my head steadied my mind. Jim pulled away from me toward an open door where a slut was waiting for him. I aimmed my gun at her and she slammed the door.

I grabbed Jim’s shoulder and gave him a quick slap across the face he gave me a upperclass stare.

I stared him down. “Remember the shield and remember your Daddy will have my head on a stack if a low class hoe gets a hold of your dick in here.”

Jim shook off the buzz of the enchantments in the air. He straightened up smart and I could see his eyes clearing.

I turned down the short hallway entrance to the place our enemy would be most relaxed and at play. I was taking a chance bringing the rookie in with me but I needed the back up and Jim did have his uses in a pinch.

The door exploded in ice and fire. Shit. Drakes where here. Jim jumped ahead of me and put up a fire shield.

A big Elbino skinned Drake stepped out of the entrance with arms wrapped in twisting moving waters.

Dragonsballs. He was an elder. It was a fucking trap. The elder sent a fist of ice and water at the fire shield and smashed it to smoke.

We went down as he quickly approached us. I turned to the exit to see it a block of ice. No way back. We had to push on.

I took aim fired. A fire ball exploded from my gun hitting the elder in the chest. It did no damage but it did make him pause to frown.

“Are you serious?”

I nodded. “I didn’t come here for you. Ed Wells? Is he here?”

The Elder rolled his eyes and came at us fast now. To damn fast. I fired continually until I was out of rounds. The big fucker brought his arms down on us.

Luckily we were all already rolling away. I rolled under the bastard. Jim rolled forward toward the front door we came in.

Jim was on his feet as the floor exploded in ice and he fired off rounds at the elder. Dumb kid should be running.

The Elder shook off the attack and got a hold on Jim’s neck and started strangling him. I unshieved my darkstone knife at my thigh. The blade lite with flames of righteous rage as I went on the attack. The dance began.

I moved fast cutting into his skin forming the eight figure of death. He roared and let go of Jim and swung toward me. I ducked under his swing of ice and flames and sliced his knees thighs and chest and abs.

He roared like a beast in a rage but went down all the same. I grabbed Jim’s shoulder and ran for the block of ice door.

We charged the ice and broke through by force and might. We ran for our ride and got the hell out of there with our lives all the same I knew trouble would follow us.

Weather I killed the Elder or not trouble would follow us or me all the same.

A bit long but it’s given me some ideas.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day Weird Science by Oingo Boingo because 80s mother fucker

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I didn’t even grow up in the 80s but the echoes of the shit poured over into the 90s so here you go.

Of course I saw the movie more then once. I have no idea which came first but I think of the movie and I hear the song.

Weird science movie review: Two gamma bitches make a hot Genie and of course they don’t fuck her. What chicka would fuck a gamma. She teaches them to be moderate level Mr. Deltas by beating the pussy out of them with magic bullshit and reality checks. They get some balls and get moderate level females on their level. The genie is a bad bitch though all the way through.

The song feels like well…weird science. A strange mixer of shit mixing together in a pot bubbling over in to some weird green mist in the air that smells of weed, cheetos, gunsmoke and hot chicka smoking a blunt.

It’s just some ass weird shit to listen to and yes I know song from beginning to end. Just like the movie.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The Neverending Story the first movie hocked me but the fucking book is a masterpiece (book nerd shit)

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Hot damn! What a book.

I wish I could say I read it when I was young but I read late. The first movie was my introduction the second can’t hold a candle to the first and book..

Well the book. Is the reason some stories need to be told and some stories will forever beloved by all that taste of them.

I can remember seeing it at the library on shelve and couldn’t believing it was there. I picked it and still couldn’t believe I was holding it. I took it and I read it.

It didn’t fuck with me like mostly every fucking classic need to read this book seemed to do in the day. It was a more enjoyable and magical tale and journey then both the movies and I still wonder to this day how in the fuck did the author get away with writing about the nothing and how absolute power currupts absolutely in the day….

Sweet Jesus! What a book. It was hard getting through that second half but the payoff in the end was gold.

No review. No spoilers. Please read it at least once.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

What motivates you? Greed for me isn’t on the list but a 5’5 shorty is.

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Some dudes are motivated by high grand ambitions and fear of living in debt and poverty. I find my motivation in the little things. A pretty 5’5 chicka in a red dress, no shoes and a steady table.

What is best in life?

“To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.” – Conan the barbarian

I’m of a similar mindset with a twist. To crush the gamma bitches of the world to see them pissing themselves and running to their safe spaces and to hear the screams of a 5’5 shorty as she driven to madness on a flat table by the hammer of the bard of interwebs.

As always, I hope you’re having a lovely day. This side of shit kicking Texas is a light breeze and clear blue skies.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The problem I have with hustling gurus…the scent of bullshit

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There are only two systems for gaining wealth and many subsystems around the two.

1. Sales

2. Services

Employment and self employment are subsystems of service. Your selling your time and service to a company or person in a business transaction for a set fee that can or cannot be negotiated.

I find the gigi and self employed business models only interesting as a game one can play to see how much money you can gain from an idea or service at your own rate of effort and time.

What does this have to do with gurus?

I’ve watched gurus on money from time to time but recently I’ve stopped entirely because of one factor.

The bullshit factor.

Example. One guru named SN was was questioned on the problems within the black community. He was in fact a successful Black Rambo. He said that some black folks define themselves by slavery being a part of their past and present and don’t know enough about their own history about what it means to be black biologically fuck the slavery shit.  They should stop feeling sorry for themselves and seek to gain money/happiness by hustling. He holds up a stack of real money to the camera for effect to show his point.

He used the question of course to launch into hustling that’s his lane. The first half of his answer I agreed with in part. The second half with money being happiness and holding up the stack of money is subjective + magic trick bullshit.

Unless your Scrooge Mcduck and enjoy swimming around in a pool of gold coins (to each his own craziness) we all want to use money to get shit done, have fun or destroy ourselves. Real talk.

This is the digital age my guy. I think of money in a digital sense in part. Holding up a stack of paper money had the opposite effect on me. Why? I kept thinking why do I need to see the cash I already know you got your shit together by your diction and how you carry yourself my dude.

Here’s the thing. Money doesn’t make you wealthy. Having the experience and knowledge on making the money over and over again does. It’s the knowledge plus the person. Again, a person can be wealthy there is no such thing in English as someone finding wealthy money on the street and becoming a millionaire.

Example 1: Give a bum hundred grand. Will he make a million in a year. Answer. Maybe if he had the knowlege beforehand but likelyhood he doesn’t have the knowledge. What then? He’ll be dead by the end of week if not the day.

It’s harsh but reality.

Example 2: You cannot read a book on becoming a writer if you haven’t writen daily, hourly, monthly, yearly for a decade for no money just to get your writing voice down.

The wealth guru or any guru operates on the greed of others.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

That time I wanted to be a Professional YouTuber and realized that it was a bullshit passing thought

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You ever had a thought money related only to realize it was just a passing brain fart.

Brain Fart: I passing stupid thought not all reasonable or productive.

I only had the thought for a few months before I realized I hate making videos for money and I much prefer written form and podcasts a close second to my urges at creating.

I could produce a video once I had subject but most of the time it would be bullshiting and the costs of improvement never paid off. My heart could never be in it.

I am a writer and a bard. I much prefer reading blog posts, articles and books in general when I have the time. The writen word is my natural arena.

Second in pair is spoken word or as I like to think of it, a Bard’s voice. To this day that is where my heart has stored up memories of the time when I was moved to emotion and purpose by the command and enchantment of a Bard’s voice on stage.

The practice and vocation is as old as men breathing words and gathering around their clan and tribesmen to speak the stories of old and the morals of timeless virtues.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Politics is bullshit but now I can’t even look at Crept Keeper Biden without getting a weird feeling

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I don’t know what the fuck it is. It isn’t like the feeling get of seeing a beta bitch bullshiting.

The fucker is declining into the grave my dude. People that somehow can’t see it are drinking cocain Lemonade and living in a fucking American dream paradise where everything is alright.

I can’t take the shit serious. It’s not blackpill bed wetting it’s like watching a fucking puppet show and parents are smiling at you thinking this shit is interesting to see at 49 plus years of age.

Holy shit!

Real talk. You need to remember this shit because the fucking show can’t go on forever. The overlords and their agents made us watch this shit. They made us endure this shit show. Maybe, if I was dumber and brain dead on porn and idleness or just comfortably in the shit I wouldn’t care or notice.

This shit isn’t comfortable watching an old evil fucker die slowly on tv. No. I would much rather write a post, a book or be in the conflict of modern age shit storms then endure watching or accepting bullshit when I see it.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Pinkerston ghost is given me ideas for my own radio podcast series. (Writing craft) and (old fuck shit)

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I’ve been listening to a paranormal detective stories podcast on unauthorized.tv

It’s basically an anthology series of short ghost stories about agents for a paranormal detective agency.

It’s pretty wild and giving me ideas about my own anthology series I’m writing. I want to do a something similar.

I just enjoy the format of radio stories style told in a first person narrative. I just want it to sound good. It’s like a future project in the works in back of my mind. This one would be for me.

I might try out doing it with my phone but really I want it to sound sharp and clear. I need a great microphone and interface.

My favorite action radio series is The Shadow. I really dig it. Hell I even like the Blue coal commercials for the radio series. If I’m feeling silly enough I might have boner pill commercials in between the breaks. Above all I want it to have a bit of humor and whole lot of action.

If I can keep it at 2,000 words or less and interesting then I’ll be listening to the show for years.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

An Ode to Paydays

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How wonderful they are. One taste. One bite.

I cannot recall my first bite of a cewy delightful dream that is the payday experience but now in these days that have gone to the dogs I find myself enjoying this delight in short pauses at work.

Pause.

Peanuts are my favorite snack. I can recall the time I went to New York City and enjoyed taste of street vendor roasted Peanuts. Ah! The delight of my youth.

The Payday bar never disappoints me unlike some days when I check is light because I didn’t enough hours because for some fucking reason I can never figure out entirely. I give in a week by week basis of hustling for some bread and counting up my dollars addition is my main hubby writing being my main mental exercise.

Oh the Payday though. The Payday is my short vacation. One equals in hour of fun, two is a week long holiday.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg