Second rule of being a bad ass: Be confident in your sexuality

The modern west is in a weird fucking place right now. Fucking ass backwards from the time I grew up in. When dudes were confident in themselves and not afraid of misleading people about their sexuality just being interesting.

You got to understand. I’m an old fuck. I grew up in the 90s but I’m an 80s guy at heart. Back in the day dude’s rocked ear rings when it wasn’t the thing and a tattoo or two when it was shocking and taboo. Not to mention everything else from hair coloring to eyeliners.

Now people have gone a little nuts with the shit but I kid you not my friend I was speaking to a young chad at work rocking black nail polish and still was a little nervous about if it made him look DA.

DA: dick addicted or Dude addicted to dick.

DAs don’t have a monopoly on being interesting. They just think they do. This shit is really annoying. I knew one dude rock red hair, red contacts and red nails and talking to his girl on his red phone at GameStop. Nobody would question him on his sexuality and this was the early 2000s. Come on my dude.

Mother fucking bullshit.

I don’t know if it’s the overlords plan to pussify the country or have dude’s afraid of being hit up by some rude mother fucking DA.

I don’t know. It’s probably just in young dudes now a days.

Be confident in yourself. Be confident in your sexuality. You are who you are. Fuck anybody else that tries to fuck with you for being a little interesting.

One last thing about the young chad. He had black nail polish because he thought it would make him look less DA. My only thought was if your going to do the shit make it your favorite color. Everybody knows Goths and Metal heads wear black nail polish.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

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