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Kwame Brown? The strange case of a man responding back to rich celebrity assholes that fuck with him for no reason out of nowhere.

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Look the shit. I’m going to summarize.

Ex-nba dude KB gets thrown shade by celebrity ex-nba dudes on tv about his career.

KB responds back. Ex-nba dudes shit themselves and call him an angry black rambo.

Some dude on a radio show throws his hat in the conversation because reasons. He tries to “defend” KB by calling him an angry Black dude from an angry black family.

KB respond back to Radio show host by exposing Radio Show host’s past habit of doing the dirty maybe, possible with a 15 year old girl. Though there was a court case and he got off.

Anyway, the shit keeps getting deeper and deeper. Because, once again all the shit started because assholes keep fucking with KB and he just responds back.

The easiest solution is the assholes to apologize right???

Radio show host apologies. But, you know it’s one of those pet on the head apologies.

Example

“Listen dude. I was having a laugh at your family and your people and pissing on your charecter and I’m sorry you became an angry black dude about it. I’m really sorry and your a good dude. A really good dude. Sorry. We good now right?

I find the shit amazing. It’s a study in bullshit reasoning, magic nonsense logic and rich assholes trying to shit on a dude with BIG DICK ENERGY that isn’t having it.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P.S.

Dude is young enough to be my son. I am an old fuck.

Update: He’s older then me. I am a dumbass.

I saw two archetypes in Black Panther (2018) the traditionalist and Attila the Hun.

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Art is subjective bullshit. Any meaning you gather from the shit is always connected to who you are and where you come from. Yet the historical repeating patterns in the movie still haunt me years later.

The ethnic traditional male that wants to preserve his culture and it’s traditions and Attila the Hun the male that wants to conquer the fucking world. For reasons???

Yet, is that altogether the truth. No. Again it’s subjective. I love my skin folk but looking at that movie and remembering the shit.

Yeah. I can’t see it any other way. Attila the Hun was the rightful ruler. He beat the defender of the tribe and it’s traditions. He had the right to burn it all down and he did. Attila the Hun did not give a damn about the future of his father’s nation. He didn’t give a fuck about roots or history. He wanted to conquer the fucking world. Rightly he could and rightly he would burn it all down and conquer the world in the traditions of Stalin, Hitler, the American Empire and the top dog dictators of today.

So what? The traditionalist should die? The traditionlist should just bow down and let his nation be turned into a dumpster fire empire. The traditionlist should accept bullshit reasoning?

Fathers & sons.

The traditionalist was taught by his father he had a duty to defend the traditions and honor of his people. Attila the Hun honored his father by seeking to conquer the fucking world. For reasons??

You know what camp I fall in and you damn sure know I wouldn’t be merciful to my kin folk for trying to set fire to my family business to get the insurance so he could open strip clubs to put my cousins through college and to get more customers for his cocain side hustle.

Bitch please. I don’t give a fuck about your reasons. You need to give me a reason not to throw a tomahawk at your head coming at me with that bullshit.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P. S.

I don’t hate Kill monger. I understand his rage. But, what the fuck would you do if a dude tried to convince you to tell your sister to sell her body to a rich dude so that the dude would invest in the family business so we could get paid and gain political power. Some men answer such a suggestion with a fist or a hail storm of bullets. Me. I’m a traditional man. I carry a sword.

The let it all burn dude is real…and he’s funny as hell. (A Dark Comedy)

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Real talk my dude. You remember the dark knight movie with Alfred explaining to Bruce a type of man that can’t be reasoned with they can’t be bargained with they just want to watch the world burn…

The funny part is the mother fuckers are in the world. They’re willing to burn in the shit then do something to put the fire out or take a fucking bat to the head of a fire starting demon. They really don’t understand how safe they are from good men losing tolerance for them.

Who am I talking about? MGTOW? Fuck no. Their not my concern or enemy. You know a man or a philosophy for its strength when it gets the shit test. Words are fine but not action. When honor and courage are called for then we’ll see how strong the philosophy is and how strong the man can be in the face of shit storm or a different opinion.

I am strangely a hopeful man. If I’m proven wrong. Fine. Either case we’re headed into some strange and interesting times. Hmmm. Conflict.

No. I’m talking about The Jackels of the world my dude.

Some men don’t want to be honorable or lawful. Some men are fine with the way things are and see the direction things are going and their laughing. Some men are actively playing roles in working against the interests of the good, the beautiful and the true. Some men just don’t belong in society. Some men are bitches. Some men just need to be put to sleep. Lawfully of course with a shotgun or a 1911. Behind a barn.

So once again…It’s just a thought. Maybe just maybe we should accept It’s okay to abort a rapist with evidence and lawful things as such. Remember. Murder is wrong.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Holy shit. If you can’t take a different opinion on your philosophy then your belief is shit or your a pussy. The former or later. Choose.

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Holy shit. The MGTOW shit is funny to me. Men that go their own way.

What way is that?

The fuck I know. I just listen to what dudes say and most of it amounts to buying a motorcycle and banging hockers. That is hilarious to me.

There are men of the west who call for men to take up the battle to reclaim the west and masculine energy. Their voices are drawned out however by a sea of dude’s that just want to get laid or live life in the pursuit of power and don’t give a fuck about the fall of the west.

Selfish living. Living in pursuit of power and getting off on pink haired sea beasts whining that dudes don’t want to fuck him/she/it/alien/them/Q/X?

We are in times that have gone to the dogs. The average MGTOW dude is jerking off waiting for it all to burn down so he can feel right about it all.

Me? I’m laughing my ass off because I’m the hopeful one. The times are getting tougher and I’m getting a six pack and vaping conflict that tastes like cookies n’ creame milk shake dreams.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Question everything your told because behind every nice smile is a bullshiter trying hit your back pocket for cash and ass

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I do. I’ve learned the hard way that what you think you know can be mistaken and what you’ve been told even if it’s the truth there is always some bullshit mind fuck reason your being told the shit.

I learned that shit watching the news and being spoon fed a lie within the truth in a plan to get me spend $60 dollars on boner pills and celebrate going into another fucking war in the godforsaken desert. The cycle of lies is like a marry go round of death and boner pill commercials.

I can be easily fooled like any modern day dumbass. I just learned not to watch the shit so I can avoid being mind fucked into hating some asshole in a suit I don’t give a fuck about with the letter R on his name tag.

I trust only the people in my circle intiments but I don’t give my liberty or brain to any dude or female.

The Covid shit was the last straw. Seeing fucking two doctors who worked for the government say competing opinions on masks in the span of months and switch up the script on the fly did it for me. The bullshit alarm went up way before Covid became polictical mind fuck for the masses.

Fuck em. I use my own judgement and act like a gentleman in the mean time. Don’t forget this shit. They always tell you the truth when nobody gives a damn and after the bodies are buried and forgotten by the masses.

Question everything your told by the overlords. If for nothing else then your own fucking survival.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Alright can we please stop the complaining and start clowning pussfied males (pussfying of the west)

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Real talk. What’s wrong with clowning a dude when he has the nerve to wear a dress and the shit makes your eyes bleed. Because the dude is color blind and nobody told him he’s fuck ugly.

Look. I’m an old fuck. My reasoning is okay in this time of pussfied males that want bad bitch energy you have the freedom to wear a dress. You are not excluded from being clowned when your bitch ass has no style.

I’m not sorry at all. The addicted dudes I saw on TV and on the street growing up had style and male pride. If your going to be a butterfly bitch you better be correct in style, class or I can and I will clown your ass.

If you say I should change my masculine ideals. Hot damn! You just deposited into my account money to clown your ass for days and bullets into my magazine of funny material.

The time for reasoning with a dude that is determined to wear a pink and orange dress with black pumps is over. It’s time to clown his ass like we would any dude that would dare tell any male. That we need to have no style or class like him.

Holy shit. I just fired the first shots. Stop complaining and join me in the clowning.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

It took a while but I finally can accept there’s no saving pussified males from coming storm. Harry Styles?! Hmm?

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That’s right. I can accept that the days have gone to the dogs and at last things will stop being easy for men of the west. The age of pussfied males is coming to end quick my dude right when the bitches were starting to call an end to masculine Pride day.

More on MP day later….

Harry Styles….holy shit.

Great singer. Has a nice shit kicking tang to his voice and carries himself well in weird ass music video. Granted this is the first day I gave a damn to really research him to realize that I’ve heard some of music in passing.

Now with all that pleasant bullshit said what grip do I have with him. None at all. He is from what I can decern a dick addicted dude with a side hustle in admiring a female’s ass.

Come on my dude. I fucking came out of the 80s son. This dude ain’t orginal he’s a throw back. Not shocking at all. But holy shit is a he funny daisy Ann mother fucker.

Holy shit. You seen this dude arrogently walking in skin tight dress trying damn hard to be a fucking bad bitch and a rocker boy at the same time.

Holy shit.

I peeked at his instagram shit and fucking hell. My dude. I get that knock off version of the Legendary Prince feeling from the dude. I’m like who is this fucker trying to fool.

Got this fucker on BBC shows fucking walking in with pimp coat and purse. The fucking purse ain’t even matching the choat and the fucker don’t got the hat with gangster lean.

Holy shit.

Fucker talking about real men can rock purses and see through dresses.

Holy shit.

Okay his music. Holy shit. I can’t. My dude. The shit? What the fuck?

Tame beta bitch shit. Fucker talking about doing some bullshit dick addicted “proformance” on some bullshit awards show. Holy shit.

Fucking dudes are angry at this fucker for just being a colorful blue bird with some ugly ass tattoos. Holy shit.

What. The. Fuck?

I can’t be mad at this fucker for coning beta bitch simps. Ain’t no bad bitch or 5’5 shorty is threatened by this dude. Fucker is the bait to lead away the beta bitch simps while the Chad and the shorty have a clear path to each other.

Holy shit. I can’t wait for when a not so friendly Chad starts fucking clowning his ass and reveals the Emperor is wearing panties and has no balls.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

I remember the first time I watched a modern day blood Ritual sacrifice video. Warning ⚠️ graphic #FuckedUpShit

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For most of the 90s. No fuck it. Most of my life I didn’t care about blood Ritual sacrifices. I had been raised and taught that it was a woman’s choice and who would want to have a rapist’s baby and all that bullshit.

Still no talk about putting a bitch to sleep.

In my late twenties I decided to research what the fuck goes into a blood Ritual sacrifice. Big mistake. I read the tame shit about what a baby goes through in the woam as they grow and then I got to watching a video of an ex witch doctor describing in detail how he preformed the ritual.

He was sitting at a committee government meeting or some shit and talking about what he did. He used a pair of weird tongs and other instruments. He explained how he had to crush the head and body parts first and then pull the pieces out of the uterus carefully so he wouldn’t hurt the female’s uterus or other organs.

Shit made me sick. It wasn’t what I thought. For some reason I watched a video of a blood ritual sacrifice online. Yep, shit was real.

This was the beginning of the internet before the Technocrats and government started locking it down. Anyway the bitch was a young female that couldn’t afford the baby didn’t want the child and so she decided to go to the witch doctor and sacrificed it.

There was a lot of blood and pulling the shit out of her uterus and shit. Really fucked up shit my dude.

This one type of blood ritual sacrifice that hasn’t changed that much. However, I recently learned of new version by accident. It’s a method were the witch doctor injects posion inside the uterus to kill the body inside the female and then yank out the body parts but some times the witch doctors half ass the shit and leave pieces of the dead body in the uterus and the posion kills the woman. Though you won’t hear about the shit all that much.

A female will go through all this bullshit and some female’s won’t even demand the bitch that raped her be put to sleep. Fuck it. Some females are proud how many times they’ve laid down on witch doctor’s sacrifice chair.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Loyalty is one of the noble virtues of the west. It ain’t free bitch so watch how you treat me – men of the west

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Real talk. I believe this to my core. I embrace it like a bad bitch 5’5 shorty with mischievous smile and a loyal heart.

No man or female should be given your loyalty freely because they happen to be your skin folk. My own skin folk and kin folk have turned against me on a dime for mere misunderstanding about the all mighty dollar.

That’s why I’m an American Highlander bad ass soul. Charecter and honor are what I value. Conflict and challenge are what I vap on.

Some say chivalry is dead. Na’aw bitch that shit is reserved for a loyal brother or sister that got your back on dime. If out in the world without pot to piss in and trouble on every side if you call upon a friend or skin folk or female that comes to your with a sword and a meal that shit is real.

I got females in my family I would buy a plane ticket and beta bitch down for. I would go to war for them if they told me they needed money or me to come lay hands on dude.

In a fucking breath I’m down. Not because they’re a female calling for help. It’s because they feed me when I was hungry gave me the warmth of laughter and love. They looked out for me. That’s fucking loyalty. Likewise if a stranger did the same for me on the street and called me for help. I’m down.

In summary, don’t be a fucking white knight. Don’t give your sword of protection away for free to some pretty bitch that says they hate the very fact your a shit kicking cowboy. Then, they turn around in a corner and ask for the safety of your masculine energy.

Fuck that noise. You must be, you have to be a mother fucking bad ass gentleman. Chivalry is reserved for a lady of honor and a blood brother in the struggle with you.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

If a bitch calls you too nice that means she doesn’t want you to fuck anyone including her. #badasstheories

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I learned that shit from Tupac Shakur. Being a man ain’t about being nice. Some of us can be the Chad and some us can be Mr. Delta.

But…

You have to be, you must be a mother fucking bad ass man.

History is unforgiving and proves without a doubt that bad asses conquered and fucked as many women as they could and as many threw themselves at them.

Am I saying you have to be an asshole?

No.

I’m saying any man that will stand in the face of sea beast blued haired bitch and tell her “no. You move.” Is a bad ass.

Likewise. If a fine ass female gives a dude the female bullshit special edition treatment with shade thrown at his father and grandmother. If he stands there and stares at her and then he calmly tells her…

“Yeah. You can pack your shit and get the fuck out now. You crossed the fucking line bitch. I told you never talk shit about my big momma.”

These are the words of a bad ass.

Okay. What a good Christian man? What would he say to a bitch that tried to “reason” with him about his biblical way of life and belief that rapists should be aborted. What would he say?

“I don’t care what you say about the matter. I don’t care how you think about the matter. I told you what I believe that saddles it. I’m not going to change my beliefs because your insulting them and me. I see your going to be argumentive about this so why don’t I leave sense you appear to be not in control of your emotions.” He says and then turns and walks away as she’s talking to him and cursing him out.

Holy shit. That’s some cold bad ass shit my dude. You see there is punch to the face line and then there is a cold logical stab to the brain line. But anyway you do it. This is bad ass behavior. This is why you need to be, you have to be a mother fucking bad ass.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

An Ode to Count Dankula

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Rich in worth and comedy.

Human. To his very bone. Brave and enduring in a time of pussies and asshole globle asshole diggers.

Faced with the threat of imprisonment and bullshiting because of a dog and some little dick assholes burned in the memory modern day blue haired dumbasses.

He took to court and he was pronounced guilty. The fucking comedy of modern day first world problems. Now he spends his days busting his blog and making videos about the legendary evil bastards and other weird shit.

Now….in English.

Some fucking Scottish YouTube comedian did a joke involving a dog and some asshole named Hitler. Fuck I care. The shit wasn’t that funny and I lost interest. The comedy was seeing a dude go to court for a joke and be found guilty and then him making a failed bid as a politician to change the shit only to create the best comedy/weird shit about evil bastards of the past video series named mad lads.

I don’t care about his politics. Real talk. I love the dude for making me laugh and having an amazing sense of humor about the weird shit he went with the law. He’s a fighter and family man. I rock with both and I respect both.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg