Tag: adulthood

Life coaching 101: Mindset

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The short hand: Life is 98% your reactions to the 10% of shit you never saw coming but life has a way of repeating patterns.

Mindset is important. There’s going to be shit that happens. There’s going to be problems you didn’t see happen and things you saw but ignored.

Accept when you were wrong and learn from your shit. Don’t repeat it unless you want to pretend your dumb and have a habit of drinking self pity with a side of jack Daniel’s.

Yes. You can control your proception to the output and input stimuli of people fucking with you.

It took me twenty plus years to finally take a laugh at myself and not give a fuck when I don’t have to give a fuck. I like control. I like being the master of my emotions and reactions. Accept reality but don’t get judgemental on yourself and others. We’re human.

What if I’m full of shit on this topic? Then spit out the bone and cew on the meat. Think on it.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Tales from the day job: Big D money

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I’m an old fuck. I’ve been working jobs sense I was 13 years old back in 1844. They called jobs back then slavery and hard labor. More things change the more they stay the same.

So I’ve worked around enough people to see every manner of tired and pissed off working kind of face on your average Joe American.

Big D Money is a fellow coworker I’ve worked around for three years now. Every damn day of the weak he comes to work and maintains a facial expression that is a twist between “are you fucking kidding” and “Here come this mother fucka again. I ain’t got time for this shit today.”

It’s a side Eye expression with a twist to his thin lips and utter disguest at people in general when they’re on some bullshit.

The fucking dude is the funniest mother fuck-ah around. When he does smile or chuckle it’s only because he’s telling a story about a time some asshole tried to go off on him one day then had to run to the restroom because they started passing themselves when he gave them the hard side Eye.

He has one of those faces that make you think he’s been forty-five years old for fifty-five years and still works seven days a week. His minor annoyance is at the higher ups begging him to consider being promoted sense he knows how to do everything better then everybody else.

Big D Money ain’t having it. A promotion for him means having to deal with more people’s bullshit.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Life Coaching 101: Behavior patterns.

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In simple terms: Your behavior or the activities you do mirror back who you are and a pattern for how you think. Some behaviors patterns can be changed others are fixed. The deciding factor is you.

Examples:

Loud corny behavior

This beta bitch behavior pattern is seen in the leather, the fedora and the words that vibrate with arrogence, self importance and self delusion. He really does think people give a shit about I’m a cool asshole delusion. All he is a fucking beta bitch sniffing on his shitty philosophy or masturbating to his own intelligence. Is this fixable?! Maybe. He just has to have a come to Jesus moment where he realizes nobody gives a fuck what he thinks.

Extrovert behavior

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Some dudes don’t give a fuck. Other men choose what to give a fuck about and damn everything else.  Confidence is knowing who you are and not giving a fuck if nobody else cares about it because they don’t. This is behavior that is expressed outwardly from inward self knowledge. Learned behavior.

Burn it all down behavior

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Dreams for the moment someone will step on his shoe.

The quiet one.

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At peace in his own world. Confident in his own skin. In the flow state my dude.

Habits breed behaviors and personality patterns mirror self indentity. Learn your strengths check your habits and limit your own bullshit from getting in the way of you winning in life.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Life Coaching 101: practical life strategy

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These are possible strategies for young men.

Be a dedicated worker. You can build on your wealth early and alot sooner now.

Earning money: Start earning money early with your physical labor or selling shit off Amazon or eBay or become a remote customer service representative.

Money management: Spend 75 percent, invest 15 percent save 10 percent. Use a calculator or excel spread sheet to calculate how long it would take you to build resources to accomplish your goal. Research roth IRA and other retirement accounts.

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During this time learn about real-estate from books or be-friend a real-estate agent.

Group economics: Pull your funds together with your family or close friends you trust and are of the same mind to grow in wealth.

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Life is a series of goals you make one after the other at this point until you reach your end. This all advice from a life coach that has tried a lot of this shit.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The Struggle for manhood

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It’s a learning process of transforming yourself and taking hold of a burden of responsibility and accountability for your actions or the actions of others. It’s a clean up job when somebody else has fucked the pouch a man in his manhood has to come along and clean up the fucking shit.

Adulthood vs manhood

Adulthood

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Adulthood is doing what your suppose to do for yourself and you don’t get a medal for it because your only doing what your supposed to do. Paying your bills. Taking care of yourself. Showing up on time for your job. It is your reasonable service to yourself and society. Being an adult has got nothing to do with being a man or a woman. It is simple doing what is only reasonable to ask of an adult.

Manhood

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Manhood. It isn’t for the weak. It’s doing shit that you don’t want to do, you may not have to do but you do it because your the only one available to do it. Nobody gives a fuck that you did the job even when they asked or begged you to do it. They just knew you were the one to do it. It’s a thankless job. It isn’t a reasonable service. It’s a job only a Godsdamn man would do because the shit got to get done and he’s the huckleberry for any mother fucker asking for a volunteer.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Let’s take Tango & Cash, Legend of Zelda and cyberpunk brainstorming…part 8

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Uncharted mix

Chapter 7

Cash

I crept into the first room. The first guard, yellow Orc with a sword and shield appeared in the middle of the room and lounged his sword at my chest.

Time slowed down as I side stepped and thrust my spear into his chest six times before he puffed out of existence and then the room brought up another program for five more Orcs around me.

I went on the attack leaping at enemy then another. I was geared up for straight win before I took stab to my right shoulder.

I didn’t feel any pain but it counted as a hit for the computer. I took my last opponent down rolling to the side and stabing his head.

The door to right opened and I began the advance….

An hour later and several hit points lost I managed to make it to the last room. The treasure the door opened when my last enemy died.

I didn’t trust it. My nightvision goggles went out power. I took them off and room was a deep void of black.

I started tapping the floor with my spear as I approached the exit. My spear hit nothing at a space between the exit and me. I took a feet back and then took off into a run. One last Orc appeared and attacked.

I leaped over his head using his shoulders to somersault roll in the air and dive past the exit.

I landed on my side in the treasure room. Andy and the chief were there eating wild fruits and nuts at my table. I nodded to them and went looking for the tri scroll in the library.

I noticed the book of Historia Legends was open on the reading stand. I glanced at the page seeing it open to the Arabian legend tales as I passed.

I quickly found the scoll on the bottom shelf in a bid with the useless ones. It glowed gold but that was the only interesting thing it did.

I walked out for scoll section. A hat was thrown at me. I caught it and put it on without thinking. I nodded to them before I headed for the secret way out.

“Hero’s Ghost? Won’t you need your clothes?” Andy asked.

I stopped and cursed turning around to see the clothes bag on the table to. I walked over toward it dropping the scoll on the floor.

I started dressing quickly while Andy and Chief watched me. I frowned at them. “What?”

“You should check the book before you leave.” The Chief said.

“I know the story. Hero’s Ghost told it to me a million times when I was kid.” I said.

The Chief stared at me. “Then you should know Historia Legends always meet occasionally.”

I frowned at his words but went over to the book once I was dressed and started leafing through the tales. I knew them all by heart. It was my education handed down to me from father to son for two hundred years sense my legend began. My eyes landed on one legend. It had an artist rendering of him and his female. I stared at him. I knew him.

“Did Leo really Blackmail you about taking over the lost forest?” I asked Chief.

“Why would you say that?”

“The lost forest is the domain of the Hero’s Ghost if I recall correctly. My father said that repeatly before he died I walked out of the temple with his hat on as the Hero’s Ghost.”

“In part it was the truth but there was something else he had on me or you rather. I had to protect.”

“I saw a man kill Leo in front of me.” I said going over it in my head.

“Did you?” Andy asked. “Are you sure? Was it real or like how we make Orcs appear in a room with the computer Hero’s Ghost made for your training?”

“Damn it. Get the men ready. I’m tired of these games. I was promised my female. I will not be cheated a second time.” I said.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Why does marriage have to have any foundation on romantic bullshit?

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Real talk. I’m thinking about this shit today because I’m watching a Japanese drama/comedy online about a couple that marries for practical economical reasons and then fall into romantic bullshit with each other.

Why?

I’ve written about this shit before but the question remains swimming in my head and comes up for air occasionally. Why does marriage have to have any foundation on romantic bullshit.

As a dude myself. I value mutual respect and corporation in my relationships. Whether friendships or family. Respect being the highest value.

I had ideas about romantic bullshit being an important foundation when I was very young until I read different opinions from Christian and atheist MGTOW men on the subject.

Christian males in general that hold to a patriarchal system say romantic bullshit is well…bullshit. You do not base a marriage on it or entirely on finding a mate to raise children that hold to your system of beliefs and traditions. The female you choose must be feminine in every classical way and without question willingly submissive and centered on respecting the man they chose to create a family with.

MGTOW Atheist from my opinion don’t believe in marriage or creating families in general because the western social and governmental systems have currupted the contract of marriage and made it a stupid investment. They are right. However, those that do subscribe to family creating should only be invested in with prenup of course or a relationship built on a purpose and mutual respect and agreement between both parties.

I didn’t really hold to the shit until shit got real in my life and I discovered all those dudes were right in different ways on the subject.

Is there any long term value in romantic bullshit?

No. A man doesn’t need romantic bullshit and neither does a woman. Men and woman have one common value.

Respect.

Everybody wants to be respected for what they add to a relationship.

That being said…respect is earned. Having tits or an expensive car doesn’t mean shit if you carry yourself in a disrespectful manner and behavior.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Alright let’s talk about what a racist is? Their not what you think. It’s way more funnier.

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Now let’s defend terms. In the guardiandogg fashion of course.

Racist

(Personal Noun.)

A mother fucker that thinks you ain’t human. No real reason why they think this. It’s like a child’s belief in the easter bunny or Crept Keeper Joe being a President. He or she is a retarded human being who can’t tell you the name of the galaxy we’re in or what fucking century we’re in.

I am not talking about anyone austic, mentally challenged or has an IQ of a ten year old in a 40 year old body. These fuckers are fucking nut balls and rare.

Now with that out of the way. I’ve always had a thing for blades, swords, knives and 1911s. Why? I am an American Highlander I cew on Iron and I spit out bullets.

Anyway, I was a young lad with my mother and we were out shopping at the black market underground. There were many items out for sale. But, a table of knives and swords caught my eye. I was twelve or eleven at the time. A blond lady in sun glasses and leather jacket and jeans sat at the table smoking a cig and looking angry. I asked the lady about the knives.

The bitch ignores me like I ain’t talking to her. I turned to my mother and she just as confuses but looks funny. I turned back and wave my fucking hand in her face. I don’t know. Maybe she can’t see me or she’s blind. The bitch sits there like I don’t exist or ain’t there.

My mother grabs my arm and drags me away looking pissed. She knows what’s up but doesn’t tell me shit. I figure it out though.

She was a fucking retarded human otherwise known as a true racist. Every time I’ve encountered a real one they all have this quielty of brain dead retarded human shit for brain mindset. These fuckers can’t function in western society even as pussfied as we are now.

They really do believe that bullshit eugenics shit. They really do believe in that white people are humans and Black Rambos are a 3 5th tax bracket shit. They really do believe that their all just a bunch of violent monkeys shit.

Come on my dude. Fucking magick spells and brainwashing. Fucking wizards in dresses trying to justify making money off a tribe of people. Yesterday it was Negro Slave today it’s African American pimp cocain democrat. The shit show goes on.

Now my skin folk like to call any shit kicker or white person racist just because the fucker don’t like em or fucker call them some bullshit to spark an emotional violent female response. That’s how they roll to each his own bullshit.

This is my perceptive….

The thing is any dude that acknowledges you exist or even can sit down and talk with you like your human…well I don’t see that person as a racist. They just don’t like me. Worse he or she is some stranger saying some shit about me.

Let’s keep it one hundred would you give a fuck either if they were cursing you on the street as you were walking to work. Wouldn’t you think they were some random crazy or drunken hobo?

So a dude doesn’t like me? I can accept that. I can respect a dude that isn’t a beta bitch simp and man’s up and tells me he doesn’t like me. Fuck em. I don’t give a fuck about what some fucking dude thinks about me. Let alone a whole bunch of fuckers think about me. I got to many other people I rock with that like me just fine.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Why in the fuck is weird for a female want to mate to have children

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Have you ever watched something on TV and thought Damn that’s weird. Then, months later or years even you think damn that was some serious mind fucked shit.

This was not so long ago.

I saw this clip on YouTube around the time Ronda Rousey got her ass handed to her in her last match in the UFC. She was on the Ellen Show.

My thoughts on Ellen Degeneres? There is no depth nor breath of a damn I could scale to reach a thought or a care about this bitch.

Anyway, Ronda was broken and talking about her feelings all that bullshit and mentioned in passing about the feeling or urge she got for her boyfriend at the time. “I looked at this dude and I thought damn I want to her his baby.”

Now, Ellen is a bush addicted rich bitch. She tries to “protect” Ronda by correcting her Urge into some other shit because in the modern west a female doesn’t get the urge to produce children. She gets the urge to work a fucking job or to earn money or to pretend she’s a big black rambo.

Holy shit.

Pause. No.

Holy mother fucking shit.

This was weird ass shit my dude. This is some simulation breaking shit.

It’s funny though. A female in this shit culture can work a job to her dying days and I childless and alone but to think about the Urge to bare children is stupid or old fashioned.

I can’t help thinking.

Holy shit. There’s some strange bullshit spells in the air.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The rules of Bad Ass Rule One: Do not tolerate disrespect

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Real talk. Respect is addictive. I’m talking going from people treating you any kind of way at any given moment to….. bitch I earned my right to be here. I ain’t taking your shit.

As a man. No. As a bad ass dude you don’t let nobody put you down unless you started some shit or didn’t put in you 100 and 10 percent on the job. Excellence is what we strive for in what our hand is put to.

You own up to your shit but you don’t take no shit from any shit head or bitch or beta bitch simp for doing your best and getting shit done.

Real talk. Value yourself my dude. Bring value to every fucking thing you do so that no man will ever put you down. Own your self worth.

Respect that is earned is fucking bank able. It determines how people treat you and let’s them know they can’t fuck with you because you bring value to the fucking business or family your apart of. Don’t let no fucking body steal that shit from you or piss on it without a judgment handed down on them.

1st weapon: Go fuck yourself.

2nd weapon: I don’t have to take your shit I’m out.

3rd weapon: Alright square up asshole you just insulted my wife and kids.

A bad ass is a dude that gets his shit done and doesn’t take bullshit or female bullshit from no one.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Archetypes of a bad bitch: The smile

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This one is a bit tricky so I’ll have to curse more.

You know there are some bitches that have a smile that makes you want to slap the bitch and not in a good way…

Well maybe in a good way.

Then there’s the bad bitch smile. You know the shit when you see it. It isn’t so much sexual as it defines a female that has a level of mastery on her feminine charm and a shit kicking sense of humor.

Humor. Laughter. A sense of delight or finding the bullshit of life’s dark moments amusing some how can form a smile on her lips that is desireable.

It’s the fuck you I won’t be defeated. It’s these fucking people have no idea what kind of bitch that just fucked with.

A man can smile that way and earn friendship from me or a beer.

A female that smiles like that is my sister of life’s strange moments. She is the bad bitch that you will give a lesser bitch the shit if they say one thing about your big momma.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg