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Passive aggressive bitch speech the enemy to a dialectic mind

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I was raised by females and I am introvert by nature so obviously I was a beta bitch for most of my youth.

I didn’t talk directly with people because I was a bitch so I learned the fine art of passive aggressive bitch speech or being passive in confronting a issue head on. This worked as a means of communication for me until…

I got some balls or on a matter of fact I needed to know something I didn’t want a secondary answer about some bullshit feelings I had about the topic.

This might sound confusing so let me give you an example.

“Honey does this dress make me look fat?”

Anyway, I can’t stand that shit anymore. My mind doesn’t work that way sense I got some balls and started vaping conflict on the regular.

I use rhetorical speech for jokes and poetry though I absolutely mean it when I say I hate gamma, gamma mother fucking bitches.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

I’m An American Highlander so it goes without question I am not a passive non violent modern pussy

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I remembered the moment I knew what the fuck my moral codes were when I was reading a book some twenty or thirty years ago and I thought yeah. I would kill that bitch if he tried to rape my wife.

I don’t remember the title it was to damn long ago.

Let me start from the beginning. I was reading a book from the library about a Christian community making it’s way through the west in the 1800s. They were way laid by outlaws. The women raped and the men killed. There was one soul survivor. A young woman  Claire. A native American man, Hank rescued her and married (claimed) her while helping her get home to her people. They go through some real shit together and he teaches her the realities of the evil of mankind and what’s worth fighting for.

They meet up again with another branch of the outlaws as they are about to murder Claire’s remaining kin and have captured her and forced her husband out. They give Hank the work and are about to kill him in front of her. Her male cousins and the rest of the group ain’t doing shit to help Hank or stop it. Their pussies and don’t believe in any kind of violence.

Claire ain’t having that shit and she being a righteous christian knows her duty. The outlaws ignore her and think she ain’t doing shit. She grabs a gun from an outlaw and shoots the fucker that was about to murder her husband in the head. A short fight takes place between her and the outlaw leader and she shots the outlaw leader’s knee out and holds the leader hostage with a shot gun to his head.

Everybody freezes. They know what’s up. Claire stares um down.

“Let my husband go you evil mother fuckers or your fucking leader is about to lose his fucking head.”

Holy shit. That was sexy ass shit. My dude. Give me a female that got your fucking back when you ain’t looking and will protect your children with a forty-five and a shot gun. That’s some sexy ass shit my dude.

Hank is busted and bleeding from his nose and eyes but he gets to his feet and snags a pistol from one of the outlaws and backs her up. Claire got that shit done and I paused in reading this story of fine art fiction. That shit shook me.

I thought. Yeah. I would do the same damn thing. I would kill any fucker that tried to rape/kill my female or kill my child in front of me without question. Any dude that would hesitate or think me weird for saying the shit. My answer for them would be…

Go fuck yourself.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

I’ve been watching clips of the Mullan Chinese drama show…why? I have no fucking idea

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I think in general it’s the YouTube algorithm shit. You know you search for one idea or one video and you click on one unrelated video and it hocks you and then YouTube says oh you like that how about all this shit to.

I get hocked. If your not sure about one thing about me I like asian almost anything. Yeah. I know the Chinese don’t care for the Blacks but I find asian culture and languages wonderful.

The S sound in Chinese is wonderful. I still don’t know how westerners can not automatically know Chinese as what it is when you hear that sound.

Anyway, I just saw one clip. A beautiful Chinese female talking with a group of assholes that tried to get her husband in trouble with the law. In a BC time period.

That didn’t hock me. They kept calling her a general. That didn’t hock me. The dumbasses confessed. That didn’t hock me. She got up and started to walk away. She turns back and kills one of them and be heads the other one. It was all legal and it was hot badass sexy shit my dude.

Holy shit. I got to watch more. Anyway I got to give you a clip.

The whole show is a bit goofy but it does have some interesting beheading scenes and romantic bullshit.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

A study in female bullshit lesson 3: It’s not about the money honey. I’m in love with you for you. Get the fuck out of here. (Comedy)

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Holy shit.

Alright go with me on this. What the fuck is wrong with admiting to a man I’m marrying you or hocking up with you because your a man of means.

A real man’s reaction isn’t offense. It’s action. “Fuck. I hope this table is strong enough to hold her weight.”

I just don’t get it.  All this undying love horse shit aside what’s wrong with saying to a dude, “You can protect me and put food on the mother fucking table.”

Not all society’s pretend in the undying forever romantic horse shit is even a factor in marriage or producing a child from a top grade male. Case and point the asian culture. Korea, Japan and big Daddy China.

I love South Korea in general for their culture, language and rich weird history. The weirdness being Kdramas.

The top tier male in a drama is a big dick handsome, genius CEO decended from mother fucking kings or the current nobility run by corporations. The top tier female is a often times the feminine gentle beauty queen that’s respectful and a submissive female who looks up to the dude as the man who can provide, protect and give her strong children. She is the fucking prize my dude and the bitch owns that shit.

Holy shit.

There is nothing that makes a man’s esteem raise high in worth when a top tier woman stops the female bullshit and tells him to his face. “Look my dude. I need a man with a big dick and huge wallet to crush my enemies. Congratulations you’ve captured me and I’m yours forever.”

What the fuck? Now a modern day female or bitch beta would be shocked and running from the room saying I can’t believe you would say that. No modern strong independent man would like to hear that.

Get the fuck out of here. When a real dude has reached the top and the top tier female presents a silver platter with the prenuptial contract signed and notarized and her panties on top. It ain’t an insult it’s fucking respect my dude for all your hard work and grinding and suffering and the fucking gamma gamma bitches trying to stop your grind to the top you get what you deserve. You get acknowledgement and respect in one moment.

A real dude takes that shit and throws that bitch over his shoulder and runs off with her living like a fucking king for the rest of his life keeping that bitch at home in a dress and bare foot every day.

Real talk. A top tier female would never raise her voice to her man but she would slap the shit out of any beta bitch that disrespects the man of her home.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

The enternal struggle of the Sigma and gamma gamma mother fucking bitch

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The example…

Two boys are best friends in their youth. One charming and outgoing we’ll call him G.  The other introverted and book smart will call him Ice.

G gets into serious shit when they’re young that may jepredice his future by crashing his bike into a convient store. He puts the blame on Ice. G is free from punishment of his crime. Goes to law school becomes a prosecutor and then moves on to becoming a high price rich defense attorney.

Ice future takes a nose dive for a bit but with hard work and grinding he goes to law school. He graduates and becomes a rookie prosecutor.

G meets Ice again and pretends he didn’t do him dirty in the past. G even jokes about the past and compliments Ice on his current position. Ice ain’t having that shit he gets freezes him out and keeps a wide distance from G. He knows G. He has to deal with him in regards to the law but he knows G is a mother fucking train wreck waitint to crash into somebody.

Eventually G’s shit from the past as a dirty prosecutor comes back to haunt him. To many cases of evidence miss handled and innocent people gone to jail. G’s day had come.

Ice is on one side of the table and G on the other side.

G bitches about him being unlocky and Ice just got lucky in catching him.

Ice let’s him bullshit and moan and then gives G the truth.

“Your not un lucky. Your just a bad person. All your fucking life you’ve ran like a bitch from responsibilities and owning up to your shit and now pay day has come up and you ain’t got no bullshit cards to play. Your not unlucky. Your just a bitch ass gamma whose finally getting what you deserve.”

You see G was bullshit artist a true master of self delusional and lying. It was just a matter of time. His secret fucks up would come to light.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

That time I took a fencing class…

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It was the turn of the century the beginning of a new decade. It was a time when the globe wars were in their infancy and the stable of GOP war hoes were in charge at the promission of cocain pimp Democrats.

It was the age of Bush and Dick.

In fall of a few years from when the war drums for 911 were sounded I took a class in the art and combat of fencing. A dream of mean for many years in my childhood. When I watched endless seasons of the Highlander and saw many a movie never was realizing I was taken the steps into my own legacy.

A tiny elf of undetermined years was my teacher in group of twenty nobles and high and low born. Her name was Lady S. Her silver blond hair glowed under the gym lights she only smiled a few times and had a scratchy voice of an ancient one of wisdom.

We were given school helmets and armor.  Foils would be our weapons for first of three. Foil, Epee and Saber.

We were instructed in the rules in general and warm ups. Foils have their own style and history as do many blades. The Saber came to be my favorite though I was mid way learner at best.

The weeks followed and pasted into spring. Out of the bunch two Black Rambos rained Supreme of us all in the three sword styles. We had a stage of combat and point of face off. The rules were simple but the strategy and exercise was intense.

Lancelot and John the good of Forest Park cousins from the house brovido.

The time came for the ending of the season. Lady S was old school of course so she told us that top grade of the class would go only to one. The winner of the final test. A tournament of styles.

We matched blades in sword styles of our choices. I beat three of my fellow students but was bested by Lancelot. Then came time for the final match. Lancelot faced off against his own blood John the good in a one on one match best out of three.

They’re blades clicked and smacked against each other and then it ended with one smack. John the good won by one point.

To celebrate Lady S ended the class in one last event a free brawl for all. What the fucking hell is that you might ask.

We started facing against each other swords banging and two on three combatants at a time. Some black rambo asshole kept coming up behind me and smacking the back of my helmet with his saber and that was the end my of trainning in the sword. I didn’t get to take off any heads that day but it was a fun time.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

An Ode to Jung So Min hot ass feminine lady

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Holy shit.

Damn what a lady.

Grace shines in her smile. Warmth follows this lady in her walk. Masterful after playing cute and playful roles. The style and feminine wilds straight a character’s motivations and captive an audience the conviction of the craft.

Some females can’t carry many styles or carry themselves such as her grace can.

Holy shit.

Hot damn what a lady.

When jealous assholes will be old and bitter at eighty and so years of age. Her grace will at ripe age of eighty or more finally look like she’s thirty.

Oh how many doubt my words or say I am kdrama fan boy simping but I say…

Go fuck yourself. The bitch is a top tier female. She gets paid to smile and cry like a pro. I’m an admirer of beauty and female femininity.

Holy shit

Hot damn what a lady.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Office Space the perfect example of SSH

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I watched that movie on a regular cycled mix on comedy central in the early 2000s. It was a weird movie to me and hocked me from the jump.

I think now it’s partly the reason men of my generation were so disenchanted about office space job life. Now a days I find it rare to meet a young person that doesn’t want to hustle or make a name himself or live a life of entrepreneur ownership.

Anyway, the character rank types in that film really hit home for me recently.

The story. You know the story. Come on my dude. Dude hates his corporate job gets some balls. He gets himself into trouble. Everything works out and he gets into a job he loves and has a hot girlfriend.

Main character Peter at the beginning of the film is a whinny bitch. He’s good at his job but hates his job but still works at it and whins and has a alpha bitch fiancée that has his balls in her purse. There is a hint of gamma, gamma mother fucking bitch around him at first.

He gets deprogramed from being a bitch and becomes a Sigma. He no longer gives a damn my dude about the bullshit job he hates or social scripts people demand he follow or is lead by the balls by anyone. He steps to a girl he likes and asks her out not giving a damn whether or not she says yes or no. He simple loses the fear of rejection and says fuck it.

Joanne is the top tier girlfriend.

Bill – alpha boss. – a bit of an asshole but has the lazy ease of leadership and command.

The Bobs – the Bravos

Samir – Mr. Delta.

Michael – Bravo with a bit of a beta bitch in the mix.

Milton – the omega. Hands down and to prove his credibility he burns down the fucking company that was fucking with him.

End of film Samir and Michael get corporate jobs again. They’re comfortable in that industry and they want to advance up SSH. Peter has a shit eating grin on his face because he’s a construction worker now and finally out of the bullshit and still getting pussy and where are the gammas? Those bitches quit before the beginning of the film my dude. But, I like to think they’re crying in bed of tears because the company burned down.

Fin.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

What the hell is MGTOW? Part 2 the complaint and the whining

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The complaint is valid. Governments have fucked with the private dynamics of male and female relationships. By getting in between private contracts and fucking with old age traditions they’ve fucked up birthing rates and some men’s notion of engaging in governmental marriage contract.

Men have suffered loss of not being allowed to see their legacies or hand down to them their traditions and moral codes in western cultural society. By the laws and un just judges. The current shit has led to men killing themselves over the shit females and the law put them through. Lesser men brake under such conditions when faced with lifes challenges.

Those are the facts now what’s the bullshit?

What is the solution to such an opportunity for a grand scale fight for the MGTOW male. His answer is to not have children, buy a big house and whore the females and much much worse whinning like a fucking bitch.

Holy shit. Holy mother fucking shit!

Of course we as males and men know that to cry like a bitch is a full sign to other males to laugh at you. So the sneaky assholes will just talk about the problem. Joke about the problem. Go on long rants about the problem that last for days and months. But, this is still bitch ass whinning.

So what are the cards staked against you my dude. Flip the fucking table over and square up my dude. Get your balls up and fight.

Okay you don’t want to fix this shit our fathers made. Okay you want to be a fucking whore. Admit it and shut the fuck up my dude because you just played yourself out of the fight.

You ain’t playing low. The fucking amish know what’s up and their still fucking birthing babies and keeping their females in check and their females volunteered for the shit.

Mother fucker stop whinning. Mother fucker stop crying. The bitch you chose fucked you over. Does that mean you can’t fight on? Does that mean shorty broke your fucking back now she wins.

Fuck that shit. We’re men. We age like fine wine my dude. To survive to old age is a miracle for us with how this life is out to fucking kill us when we’re young five years out the womb. We’re men. We fight on in the face of the fucking storm raging against a world that would crush our spirit. We aren’t to be crushed we are crushers in this shit.

That bitch that left you and took your money will be a lonely stank-ass fuck-ugly bitch at forty. Fuck her and the system that supports her. Forty for men in our prime is prime time to start making some bigger moves.

The conflict is a society and laws against me then bring the fight on bitch. I can out breed your ass and out last your asshole laws by my force of will and thrill to be in fight.

I don’t want to avoid conflict. I want embrace it like a shorty 5’5, light enough to lift and ready to claim as my wife on my fucking kitchen table. Bring me that shit.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

What the hell is MGTOW? Part 1 the argument and the bullshit

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Men going their own way. Everything is in the name and yet face value what the hell does that name mean?

MGTOW for the few not in the know is a movement about it’s about men being unsatisfied with the current generation of the west in it’s treatment of men in law and society. There is a conflict between men being treated like shit and females having a superior role in some aspects over males.

Their right.

A post modern western female has the first and final say on children being born and they a higher advantage in court in matters of divorce. The American government as one example acts as a go between in family dynamics and has acted in acting fucking up generations of Americans. The risk for a man in getting married is high. The risk for a female is low and more profitable.

Yep.. there is a lot of conflict and opposition in thinking about marrying or even having children in the west.

Conflict and opposition. For some reason those two words make me taste cotton candy in my mouth.

Anway, MGTOW proponents then choose not to march to that tune of society and go their own way.

What way is that? Well for the most part it’s whoring and buying a motorcycle.

Sure there are videos, articles and books about going out and finding your “purpose” and making the money so you can buy a big house to bang hot chickas in or funny videos about men being real in front of females and them being shocked and offended. That’s it.

Hmm. Now what brings this up? I’ve seen MGTOW videos in passing and videos by males that carry that same tune. I couldn’t place it at first but there’s always been something about MGTOW that has made me ignore it or find it slightly annoying or funny.

Yeah. Funny. I found MGTOW very funny yesterday when I realized what was bothering me about the whole movement to somewhere I would never go. I like motorcycles but fucking random western woman that are against me on some basic fundamental level never was my thing.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it often again. Life is conflict. Conflict is the air we breath. It is the water we swim in.

It’s not my saying but it is one I take to heart.

There is no conflict in being a MGTOW. It is for the most part selfish living and whoring. That’s not a movement that’s a Los Vegas vacation.

Hey if that’s what you want to do? You’ve already left the ring before the round began. You don’t get the Chad belt for banging a hocker at a expansive hotel instead of challenging a rival in war for your society for this shit will proceed for the next a hundred years.

No my dude. Call it what it is. You just walked away from a fight because the other guy appeared stronger then you. This is the west. You can be a whore but not the Chad.

There is a lot of bullshit in MGTOW. I just find interesting.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Just some Random bullshit Walker reboot of Chuck Norris classic show

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As a general rule. I don’t watch American television. It’s to much bullshit for me. I’m going to and from work for a few weeks now and have noticed some adds on the side of public busses.

Walker on the CW.

My thoughts at first glance. Hmm. My bullshit meter is going off. I don’t give a shit though so I ignore the shit for a week and then I notice the word reboot on the add.

No. That can’t be.

For those not in the know. Back in the oldies of the 1990s. My grandmother and I like to watch a show called Walker Texas Ranger. Staring Chuck Norris. The show is a simple idea.

Chuck Norris shooting bad guys and kicking them in the face. They have some bullshit stories in between and sitcom drama but in general the formula is the same.

Now flashforward to the cybor punk depression era of today. I decide to find a trailer of Walker. I get a few seconds into it and my bullshit meter is at code red.

For some reason the dude from supernatural is playing Walker. Chuck mother fucking Norris. Okay. That’s five points taken. For some reason it feels like a supernatural feel to it. That’s ten points. For some reason Walker sounds and talks like a pussy.

I can just hear it in his voice. Chuck Norris. Excuse me. Chuck mother fucking Norris isn’t a pussy. He’s a shit kicker bad ass legend that shook Bruce Lee’s hand. He ain’t no pussy.

They’ve taken a story idea from one of the original episodes about Walker’s first wife and him simping about her and being a bitch with a bitch face about it.

Here’s the thing. I saw that episode. It might have been a two part story long. The dude that killed his wife lite a fucking fire in Walker and that changed him into a force of hardcore mother fucking texas justice. He blazed a war path on criminals asses in Texas that made him a mother fucking legend. When a criminal heard Walker is coming that meant surrender or die bitch.

Big dick energy my dude. A true Lone Star shit kicking mother fucking cowboy.

This shit has got to stop. I couldn’t finish the trailer. Five seconds in and no criminal ass was kicked? No one was shot in the dick? What the fuck is this shit?

Holy shit. It’s the CW so who the fuck is going to see this shit? Nobody. Thank God.

Jack pants shitting Dorsey!

I think CW is where manhood goes to fucking die a slow and painful death.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg