Hello Friends, it’s Fatty. No I’m not in a bad mood just disappointed I missed out on all the fun of seeing old Hot Dog getting his shit kicked in.

But, first a little story.

About three years back I hit on some hard times. I lost my corporate job and fight club was canceled by the founder and added on to that my buddy Hot Dog decided to make some strange accusations about me from some bad taste jokes I had made in a private gathering.

My elders were not pleased and deemed it better to send me away to re-education for jokes to the place I did not want to return to.

The Outlands.

Three-months. Three fucking months. I had to work protecting my anciental village from bandits and invaders into the dream realm. It was hard work and do not regret my efforts in protecting my cousins but fucking shit I hated the Outlands.

I missed my friends, the debates and I missed video games. Added on to the fact my cousins hated me. I thought I would die of bandit raid or boredom. Until Ali.

My friend and big brother Ali Blessed Honor came to me. He had talked with my elders and he had even arranged a business license and grant for me to start a business in the red District. He truly saved my life. He restored my faith in men of city still have honor.

He brought me back to the city and with his efforts the Untouchables began. Now, recently that rat bastard Hot Dog has been making smoke with Ali. Making wild accusations about his charecter and honor. For what reason?! Hot Dog is a jealous rat bastard. Ali is rich, smart and has two wives. I had plans for Hot Dog but Ali’s little Brother Stonehenge beat me to mark.

Remember friends. Don’t fuck with Ali. He is an Untouchable.