Month: December 2021

Matrix 4?! Of all the bull crap Nostalgia shit to bring back from the grave yard these fuckers bring this shit back!

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For fuckshake.

Why?!

You got to understand. I’m an old fuck. I remember when the Matrix was hot shit and then the fucking movies came out and then….

Fucking shit. I want my mother fucking money back for that bullshit third movie. $5 fucking dollars all gone my dude. I ain’t getting that shit back. Fucking hell. I never laughed so fucking much at the expense of bullshit movie or spent fucking years talking to Red about how they could have fixed the shit to make some type of sense.

I’m ranting right now. But fuck it. The question of why this shit and then the problem with Nostalgia comes to my mind.

Fuckers start digging up the graveyard of dead corpse movie franchises that nobody gives a fuck about. Where is the fucking end to this shit?

We had a couple of forgettable Nostalgia head trips to come out. Death Wish comes to mind but then who the fuck even remembers that movie?

No. It’s just the funniest bull crap Nostalgia cocain head trip. Matrix 4. Holy shit. The fuckers are running on bullshit and fantasy land dreams. They looking to rewrite or bring back dated movies just to make $25 bucks a pop at the theaters or $15. Bucks for rent on YouTube, or streaming the shit off Hulu.

Hulu. Fuck. I can remember when that company went public. Fuck I’m old.

Anyway,

Fuckers are rolling the fucking dice my dude on whether the shit will stick or whether people say fuck that shit. Dudes now a days will saddle for this shit just watch something that’s in another universe where human beings don’t where fucking masks every fucking where.

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Guardiandogg

Nostalgia 🐇 hole of Spiderman Homecoming and Matrix 4 (Why the fuck do I exist) Revelations

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What do these movies have in common? They’re both riddled with Nostalgia for the past and a feeling…

Remember when….

Now. I have no interest in seeing either for the same reason. If your going to try to remind me of something else don’t bother.

I don’t give a fuck.

I think it’s safe to say that Nostalgia is now a movie genre right now.

Pause.

I don’t have anything against Spiderman homecoming. Fuck Matrix 4. Spiderman homecoming reminds me of two things I don’t like…

  1. 1. Marvel shitting the bed and rebooting everything making nothing that happened in the past count for a long narrative stance. 2. Remember when we gave a fuck about being entertaining instead of pissing on masculinity and shitting on the hero’s story and calling it high art?

Yeah. Nostalgia is now a genre. That means instead of rebooting older movies with new crappie stories they make new crap with echoes of the past footage, bad jokes and Aunt May now identifies as a pink mini Cooper deceptacon with bunny ear headlights.

Days gone to the fucking dogs

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Guardiandogg

It’s the question. I’m putting a pause on PUNCH! To ask it. Why in the fuck do we need another Matrix movie?

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Yeah. I didn’t see it. I saw the fucking trailer. All it said to me is do you remember this. Remember that? Do you remember when-

Na’aw my dude. I remember coming out of the third movie with a shell shocked silent expression on my face and scar on my nerd soul. This was in my beta bitch days but still though.. I felt like cursing and roaring with laughter at the bullshit. My brother Red was beside me stoic in his no give of ah shits. My uncle Fox was all silent in awe?

Fucking, hell no!

We walked out and into the silent crowd of fellow movie watchers in shock. Fearing to say it out loud.. One big dick cow boy had the balls to say it.

He looked at us. We looked at him. Mother fucker we knew what the fuck he was thinking. He knew what the fuck we were thinking. He laughed.

“Can someone tell me what the hell we just watched?”

Enough fucking said. We laughed about it but there was a part of me that was pissed the fuck off about the bullshit movie and then that fucking ending left me feeling like….

The fuck?!

Is that a middle finger on the screen?!

Matrix 4?!

Fuck that shit. I can’t even watch Matrix 1 without getting pissed they didn’t leave the shit alone and mother fucker Matrix one that shit don’t hold up well to Tango & Cash let alone Dark City.

Dark City to this day takes a wet shit on all the matrix movies. No. I’m not sorry. Dark City is the shit my dude.

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Has the Bard Of Avon truly gone? No. There is a song yet in this 21st century for the Bard of the interwebs to sing.

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Excuse me. But today is a joyous day. A day to remember so an honor of Red. I will forgo my 21st century lyrical Urban tongue and go back to my origin of sorts.

The bard of Avon.

How much the twin soul and personality we fit together like storm and rain.

I wonder in this strange land. I feel it. The strangeness of my poetic soul’s form. I live in reserve and capture the pose of the day to taste and to entertain.

Much in the way my soul song bird language kin would do. So I do. I have a need to entertain. I have a desire to feed and be feed mutual satisfied engagement of the moment that will we adore in common.

To read and speak a loud the words of our ancestors. The words of the song bird language. So do speak these words a loud. So do smile for the day is here. Breath in the breathe of it and laugh for we made it with laughter, songs and poetry my friends. Thank you for the ride.

Now. Listen. Listen. I can hear the arrival of an adventure coming in eight days from now. For the ride doesn’t end.

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Guardiandogg

I’m lost in the moments of 2021 last breath…

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No more stories to tell just the stories not yet written for the coming January beginning and the promise of November’s 💋 to come.

My mind is wondering. My tongue is flying free to verses and rhythm. I find myself thinking of the past. I find myself thinking in a Bardic fashion and playful whimsical mood.

How shall I end this year well like I began this one and like I will begin the new with a call to be courageous with a gusto to say to that would be Rafe of death and fear when he whispers death and discouragement in to your ear..

“Move back. Know your place.”

My response….”Bitch, you move. Bitch, you better stay in your own damn place or I’ll drop kick your ass with size 11 boots to your face first and balls second son.”

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Enternal lovers and Enternal enemies?!

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On the betrothal night two enemies meet under the night sky. In a ceremony of peace between two waring peoples. The Prince of the song people greets his late mate to be with a muck bow.

Deka

Here she arrives. At last. My one true bitter sweet love. Ah. She greets me with a sword and companions armed for war. What is it to be? Vows made or blood feed to the ground.”

Cara

Bow to me. The war is done. Your village at my command. I have won the war of summer born rivals this day. What say you?”

Deka

Ha.

Cara

Has madness finally taken your mind in our game of wills and clashing mental fortitude? Why do your eyes glow so at the sight of me?”

Deka

You know why. Madness?! That took me several cycles a go. You shouldn’t be so beautiful. I shouldn’t want you as I do. I prefer my hate. I prefer my loathing of you then what over shadows it. I would rather taste the poison of hatred and venom then… then.. My love.

Cara

What you about? There is magic in your speech and my heart races at the steady heat of your glare.

Deka

What is the condition of this enternal pack we share? I can not name it. I can only sense it and taste it in song.

A thousand tears

A thousand nights

I hunger for you.

I thrust for you.

My love.

Cara

My sword is steady. My heart can not be changed.

Your song is….

Deka

Biter sweet tears

Sorrow and joy.

I hunger for you

I thrust for you…

My love.

Cara’s sword drops as song and longing capture her female needs and feminine feelings. She falls to her knees to the power of game and hunter’s passion.

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Guns, Swords, trucks and cruisers. Chapter 3 A CORPOS COMEBACK STORY

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Jason

We were six hours out of the city and three more to go until we reached the CP-98 shipment and food supplies when I saw trouble coming up behind us in my back camera video screen. I got on my radio. “Swan. We got fuckers coming up on our back door. You and Owen push em off the road before they start-“

A shot was fired close to my side mirror.

“Fucking hell.” Cyrus yelled out.

“Son of a bitch. Swan, move your ass!” I spoke in to the radio.

I saw Swan in his black battle crusier up ahead do a u-turn and head back down the road in the direction of our enemies. Owen flew fast down the road to join him.

“Fucking hell. We’re not even close to the farm and that bitch is already on our asses.” Cyrus cursed in frustration.

I shook my head. “It may not be her. A lot of fuckers out in the out lands are always looking to start shit and to cause mayham. This is only the beginning. We’ll get this shit done. We ain’t got no choice but to push on.”

Cyrus sighed. “Your right. I just feel like a damn fool for telling that bitch about the contract. Swan told me she would fuck me over I just didn’t think she would bring my son in between our bullshit.”

I nodded my head knowing how he felt as a father and a man. “One thing at a time. We finish the job then you got to figure out what to do about your situation with your boy and his mother.”

“Do!? I’m taking my son back. She got him involved in her fucking schemes and gods knows what else. He’s not going to be caught up in her bullshit criminal schemes. He’s got a clean record and smooth track to becoming a corpo one day. I just need to form a corporation for him to take hold of but my Jon isn’t cut out for that shit. He’s got a good heart and I plan for it to stay that way.”

“Looks like you got a strong start with forming a corporation with this job when we get it done.” I said.

Cyrus blinked and then nodded his head slowly. “I didn’t think of that. I was to busy and worried getting this job set up fast to make sure he got the CP-98 supply but your right.. Yeah. I could set it up for him fast after the credits I get from this job and my fight. I can gain my corpo status back and get my patrach status to claim him. It will be enough to set him up right with a start. Thank you.”

I listened to his words marking how he wanted the corpo status for his son’s future. It was two points in his favor.

We heard an explosion and more gun fire behind us.

“I got it Bro.” Swan said over the radio.

I didn’t have a doubt otherwise.

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P. S.

We ain’t done yet son

Owen

Swan raced on a head with Tomahawk firing off shots from the side window with his P-22 at a silver blue battle crusier racing at him in a game of chicken. While another cruiser came at them at ramming speed on the side.

Fuck that.

I raced toward the ramming cruiser while Swan went on a head. Return fire was coming at me from the side passenger but I was able to dodge most of rounds while my body armor blocked the rest. I waited until I was close enough took out my sword and sliced into the crusier’s side like butter taking out the tires and marking up the side bringing the vehicle to a stop. I smelled gas and took off as the crusier exploded behind me.

I looked to see more trouble coming at the wolf down the road. I had to move and left Swan to handle the silver blue crusier. I couldn’t let the little wolf down. We had to get this shit done.

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Fucking A. Little Wolf sends help. Chapter 2 PUNCH! A CORPOS COMEBACK STORY

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Cyrus

12 minutes into the fight I was laying into Saint Kendrick’s ass hard with combos and lighting his ass up with elemental lightning. Still the tough son of a bitch wouldn’t go down. I didn’t have time for this shit. I faked like I was going for a knock out cross. Kendrick dodged right. I turned with elemental speeding up my movement.

With one last spinning back Kick to his ribs and I sent Kendrick’s ass flying out of the ring ropes to the judges table. The Ref finally waved his hands ending the show and I was already heading out the ring to where the Warriors were waiting for me.

Coach Grayson came into the ring frowning shaking his head and frowning at me. “What the fuck is wrong? I’ve never seen you this pissed off.”

“My ex-wife fucked with my kid’s mind and fucked me over again. I’ve got to leave the city tonight to take care of some business.”

Coach stared at me. “The C-98 shipment?”

I frowned not knowing how he knew but nodded. “I got to go now or the city won’t get the shipment in time for spring.”

Coach jerked back like I slapped him. “Fucking bitch. What do you need?”

I started to shake my head but then stopped. “My kid lives on East Middleton 6th street. If you can keep an eye out for him that’s all I need. Make sure he’s okay and walking around that’s fine. I can’t be here to watch em and I’m worried but I got to go.” I said.

Coach stared at me. “Don’t worry. We’ll look out for your kid. Handle your business.”

I nodded to him hurried out the ring and through the crowd of fans as I met up with Jason and Swan. We walked off in silence through the crowds and outside to where my truck was waiting along with a tall man in a biker all black with a his helmet on that covered his head. Standing beside a slick cherry red hover cycle.

I looked at Jason. “He the extra help from your people?”

Jason shook his head but smiled. “Nope. He’s one yours. Check out the wolf 🐺 on his belt and right breast pocket. He’s fan.”

I didn’t notice that but I did notice he had two blasters at his side and a sword at his back. He was a Nomad solo for sure. He nodded to me and held out a blaster. “You’ll need it for the trip. That was your best fight yet, Wolf. You just made me 10k ebs. I was hired to assist you. The name is Owen.”

I smiled and took the nomad’s piece. “Thanks bro. Did Goldy send you?”

Owen shook his head. “The little wolf 🐺 asked for assistance from the fans. I’m here to help keep you alive to complete your run.”

Damn it. Hearing that brought it back home to me. I had to get my son away from that bitch. But, I had get this job done first though. I nodded. “I’ll pay you back for this.”

Owen shook his head. “You’ll pay me back by going all the way to the middle weight flyer championship. Ready when you are?” He said hoping on his bike.

Jason hurried to the truck and got inside waving for me to follow him. I followed to passenger side as I saw Swan a tall dude with a Mohawk hop in black battle crusier. I got inside the truck as Jason started it up.

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Shit just got real! Let’s go! Chapter 1 PUNCH! A CORPOS COMEBACK STORY

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Jason

I knocked on Wolf’s backstage door. The door opened and Cyrus looked at me and Swan before he stepped aside to let us inside.

We walked inside and he closed the door. He looked at Swan. “Is Goldy okay?”

Swan frowned and then blinked. “No. No. It’s about your boy.”

Cyrus frowned. “What’s going on?”

I handed him my detapad and brought up a freeze frame video of his son Jon in a closed in space with a wolf 🐺 T-shirt.

Cyrus hit play.

“Don’t lose the fight. Mom isn’t going to do the deal. She and her boyfriend are planning on taking the CP-98 shipment and selling it themselves. You have to get to the shipment first or she’ll hold-off selling it to the dregs in the summer at a higher cost. Don’t lose. You can’t lose.”

The video stopped and Cyrus looked up at me. “What the hell is this? Why is my son sending messages to you?”

I stared at him. “Goldy runs your fan club site. Your son sent a message to her asking her to get you the video because his mother was screening his detapad for messages to you. Listen we need to move. Can you cancel this fight so we can get on the road to head off those fuckers before they get the shipment?”

Cyrus shook his head looking down at his son’s face. “I have to fight or my coach will be a sued and my word broken. I’ll have to end this fight fast and head out fast to do the run myself. I can’t believe she got him into this shit. He’s twelve years old. Damn her.”

I shook my head. “Your not doing it alone. I’m your driver. Swan will be our defender and you’ll be my wing man. I also have another man already on the way to help us out on the road.”

Cyrus stared at me. “Who are you?”

I held out my hand. “I’m Jason Warrior Goldy’s Daddy and your driver that’s all you need to know.”

Cyrus took my hand and nodded. “If your Goldy’s family that’s good enough for me. Now excuse me. I have a fight to win.” He said.

I watched the change come over him then as his eyes lit with the lightning baby’s gift and a ghost of a smile formed on his lips that reminded me of his name sake. Cy. The heavy metal dragon.. Now, I could see why she had elected him to join our pack but he still had to be tested to see if he was a true warrior with the spirit of a Nomad in this young corpo.

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P. S.

Time to turn this shit up to 11!

Dangerous deals with a beautiful mouse. 5th prelude to PUNCH! A CORPOS COMEBACK STORY

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5 of 5 prelude

Jon

“We have a deal then?” Mom asked my father in a polite voice from the other side of the door inside her office.

I listened intently. My ear close to the door.

My Dad laughed light heartedly. “Of course. Thank you for the help. I’ll get you the details about where the farm is after the fight.”

“I would like the-“

“We agreed after the fight. That’s the way it’s going down or the deal is off.” My Dad spoke in a clear voice all warmth removed from his voice.

“Cyrus. Come now. You can’t act like you have-“

“I guess you don’t give a damn about whether your only son and heir gets the medical treatment he needs. I mean. You stand to win a lot of money in the bet you have going against me as well. You sure you want to chance it trying to pull some bullshit over me.”

I heard my mother go silent. “I never said I had made any bets against you.” She said sweetly.

“Why are you playing games Murphy? You like to look like the charming innocent mouse lady. Nobody has to know what your really like. I can tell Jon how you planned this all out after he sees me be the loser you tell him I am. I’ll take your silent as an agreement. Goodbye.” He said and hung up.

“Damn him. What the hell are we going to do? We need the location of the plant.” Mom said to someone in the room.

“Don’t worry baby. I’ll buy the information from a Fixer. We got time. We’ll make a fake copy of the contract. Don’t worry about Vod. That asshole and his coach will be in serious shit with Zeus London after the fight. I’m telling you baby with the credits from the bet and once we sell C-98 for a scale price to the lower dregs in the summer the whole fucking town will be singing your praises.” Nate Watson said.

“Alright. Thank you, Nate. You so reliable. Keep a watch on Jon while I take care of your business.”

I started to move but the door opened and I stared up at Nate’s surprised face he grabbed my arm and yanked me inside and brought me before my mother. She stared at me and put her detapad down. She didn’t look like a killer. She didn’t look like she had a mean bone in her body even now. I wondered if I had imagined the whole thing. Maybe, I was wrong about what I heard.

“Give me your detapad.” She said calmly.

I looked between Nate and my mother. Nate looked like he might hit me. My mother just waited with her hand out.. I reached in my pocket and gave it to her. My mom set it down and studied.

“No one is going to hurt you. You don’t have to be afraid. Everything we’re doing is for the family company.” She said calmly. “You have questions. I’m sure. You may ask one.” She said gentle.

“Are you going to kill my Dad?” I said. It was the only thing I could think of asking. It’s the only thing that mattered to me.

“No.” Mom said firmly. “Your father is going to help you get a large supply of Cp-98 to last you for five years. We’re going to use it to also fund the company and keep it from going under so you can take it over after me. We’re corpos. We’re not monsters. You won’t into a little trouble for all this but he’ll manage he’s a man and a survivor. Neither Nate or myself will do anything to hurt your father physically.”

I looked at Nate. He stared at me. “If you tell anyone about this your mother will go to jail for six years for attempted theft and conspiracy of public indangerment. Your father won’t be able to-“

“That’s enough.” Mom said firmly. She stared at me. “Your father is a strong man. I know you watched his fights and admire him. It’s already done. You will understand this when your older.” She said and held out my detapad to me. “I’m trusting you to stay out of the adult business arrangement I have with your father.”

I took the detapad back knowing I couldn’t use it to warn him. I would figure out a way. I was the wolf’s son. I would save my Dad. I turned my gaze toward Nate and focused until I felt my element raise in my arms.

“Ahh. Shit.” Nate jerked his hand off me. I backed away from him staring at him. “You touch me again, I’ll do worse to you. Keep the fuck away from me.” I said and ran from the room.

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Guardiandogg

P. S.

Fucking bitch. Enough with the prelude shit let’s go.