Yeah. I didn’t see it. I saw the fucking trailer. All it said to me is do you remember this. Remember that? Do you remember when-
Na’aw my dude. I remember coming out of the third movie with a shell shocked silent expression on my face and scar on my nerd soul. This was in my beta bitch days but still though.. I felt like cursing and roaring with laughter at the bullshit. My brother Red was beside me stoic in his no give of ah shits. My uncle Fox was all silent in awe?
Fucking, hell no!
We walked out and into the silent crowd of fellow movie watchers in shock. Fearing to say it out loud.. One big dick cow boy had the balls to say it.
He looked at us. We looked at him. Mother fucker we knew what the fuck he was thinking. He knew what the fuck we were thinking. He laughed.
“Can someone tell me what the hell we just watched?”
Enough fucking said. We laughed about it but there was a part of me that was pissed the fuck off about the bullshit movie and then that fucking ending left me feeling like….
Is that a middle finger on the screen?!
Fuck that shit. I can’t even watch Matrix 1 without getting pissed they didn’t leave the shit alone and mother fucker Matrix one that shit don’t hold up well to Tango & Cash let alone Dark City.
Dark City to this day takes a wet shit on all the matrix movies. No. I’m not sorry. Dark City is the shit my dude.