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Conflict and trial!? I vap that shit and it tastes like bubblegum cotton candy

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I grew up raised by a single mother. Enough said. I was a pussy for most of my life until shit got real and life decided to put me on front street and give me the shit test finally.

I stood in front of a hospital bed where my mother was dying of some shit I didn’t  understand. Fuck I still don’t understand to this day. One year ago she was healthy one year later I got to make plans for her fucking burial having to decide how much money I could spend and whether I could honor my ancestor’s wishes.

I couldn’t and the dishonor follows me like a demon today.

I learned a lesson that she couldn’t teach me in those months in my PSD hours when my own failures haunted me every waking hour. Life has it’s Joy’s and life has it’s series of shit tests.

I swam in pools of despair for months and then one mother fucking old G’s words in stilled in me the words to what I was learning.

“Life is conflict. Conflict is the air we breath and the water we swim in.

Get used to it. Embrace it and live for it because the ride doesn’t end.” – VD

That mother fucker spoke some real shit. He had been through some real shit. My spirit brother lite a fire in my ass.

It took a while to fully compute. Even now I’m still growing into the mindset.

My friends I ain’t telling you this shit to cry for me. You been through the shit test too. It’s what we do. Fuck despair and her bitch twin sister depression. Bitches didn’t do shit for me but try to suck me dry and stop me from planning my mother’s funeral and keeping me at a stand still when I had to move.

Fuck um. Fuck um both with a Iron rod no lube. I back hand those bitches now a days and put them in their fucking place under my boot and kissing my fucking toes.

I’m here to delight your day and make you life lighter at my silly ass. I find joy in that. Mere words can bless and provide warmth on a cold season in life and laughter for the soul sweet.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Holy shit crept keeper Joe is on a roll

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Holy shit!

Holy mother-fucking shit!

The fucking ride doesn’t end. I don’t know about you my friend but we are living in exciting times. No other country on this god forsaken planet can dream and hope and pray for a fucking crept keeper corpse to be the next president and be surprised when

Shit starts hitting the fan when we get what we asked for. Hey, I didn’t vote for the corpse and chief but fuck it. I’m in this shit with my fellow dumbass.

Mother fuckers are surprised they didn’t get the high prized hocker and cocain they were promised now that Big-T is out playing golf and sitting on a bed of money wondering what mother fucker will he sue first for liable.

Holy shit! That sound your hearing is me shitting myself with laughter. Please sweet Jesus let the fucker live for two more years. I need some joy in my life.

I’m sitting in a financial depression and surrounded by a confederacy of dunces that can’t see it.

[Ten points to my book nerd family if you guessed the reference correctly.]

Holy shit!

No.

Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

We live in a time of historical events. A time of testing and a time we few, we proud and inheritors of the rebel blood of independent soldiers get the shit test.

In other words, get some balls and strap in and ride this mother fucker until the wheels come off.

[A hundred points to my comedy family if you get the last line.]

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Holy shit balls we are in a cvil war (comedy)

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So Big T is out of office and Crept Keeper Joe has moved his casket into the white house. Have people on the moaning cocain blue side stopped bitching?

Haha…ah no. That’s hell no. Still moaning and still going after Big T.

This is the great divide my friends (those that are laughing at my silly ass.) This is the great divide of those that get laid and those that write mean posts on Twitter.

Blackpillers and Blue dog howlers are still shitting the bed over nothing. This is boredom of modern life. Orange man bad = my life sucks.

A tyrant has been removed?! A country saved! Fuck out here with that noise my dude. My taxes will be going up and already the crept keeper is talking about sending people to war in Iran for the next eighty years.

Pause!

What the hell is it with The Loser GOPs and cocain Democrats sexual addiction to WAR? Is it enough both of them are stealing from our pockets. Shit on a cracker. Why do these people hate us so much? Damn. Sad son of a bitches.

Fuck it. I don’t give a damn anymore. It’ll saddle itself out. I’m being real and guess what I’m not even angry.

Hope for tomorrow is never wrong. Hope for the sun to shine again is never foolhardy. If you can breath today smile. If you have a child with your smile you are blessed. If you can laugh even in the darkest time with warmth and comfort that you will survive to the next day that is a blessing indeed.

Laughter is a delight. Friends are a keep sake. I’m honestly waiting for the payoff to the comedy of these crazy modern times.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Days gone dog

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Hello,

It’s been more then a minute and months sense my last post. Reasons being I lost my way a bit and couldn’t find the motivations to publish blogs any longer. I kept writing but the motivation.

Death, loss and pain. That has been the spice and black-pills for me. Now I’m done with that. New era and new changes.

A lot of changes. Good and bad changes in the world. I find it all funny some how and I want to make people laugh and enjoy words and life for it’s puzzling and complicated moments.

I found my motivation. I’ll be bustling the blog as my job. You, the reader are my customer to delight and enchant for today.

This blog will be my street corner. For the would be traveler on the roads of the interwebs. I’ll treat you to a laugh, a smile or whimsical time and place to breath from a world of mad derangement.

The days have gone to the dogs. A division is present. Two waves of opinions. Two roads divided.

Conflict. I used to find it frightening. Now I breath it in like cotton candy vap juice and exhale red smoke and smooth dreamy vibes. I’m dogmatic and hard headed to fight in the shade of the arrows of despair with a smile and a butter knife in my hand.

I encourage you if your feeling low to embrace the same gusto my friend.

Warm Regards,

L. M. Parker

Or

Guardiandogg

Update 2024

Welcome to the days gone Dogg.

I am your host and the artist known as

GuardianDogg.

The ride doesn’t end and my sense of humor has only been feed and gotten a little darker then I thought it would. This blog is the landscape for my realm of dreams and fictional experiments and my journey in to the wonderful world of the current era of the…..

IRON AGE of the 21st century Americana artists.

I’m just adding up the points now and having a lot of fun. Things are heating up. It’s an election year, wars popping up all the world, Financial woes and over inflation of assholes.

Hmm. Let’s go!

I’m feeling hot damn grateful to be alive and inspired to kick some ass. Get your butter knives up and join me on the creatives journey.

Man, I love Shin Lim

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What is our fascination with magic?

The wonder of it. To play with the mind’s perception of real and fantasy. To amaze and entertain.

Shin Lim winner of the 13th season of AGT. Though really watching his performances you really need to reverse the perception. Rewritten it should be called: Welcome to the Shin Lim show of wonder and magical fantastical live dreams.

That, man worked hard from day 1 to put as much into his art and performance with attention dedication and single drive to put out something new and strive to push himself to his own limits and past his own comforts.

You may ask. Why are you writing about Shin Lim all of sudden? The answer is both simple and complicated. As artists of the written word you have to have respect for a follow artist and a appreciation for a relentless pursuit excellence and execution.

Do you know what it’s like to be utterly horrible at a skill you so love to do. To work hard years and decades to achieve a level of progress that comes at the pace of snail in a marathon across a twenty two mile landscape. Some people call you wishful dreamer. All you want and all you see is a hopeful expectation of success in your chosen art of your heart.

Life is full of disappointments and times when you want to lose hope in this writing thing or magic hobby your so enamored with. Yes. Some dreams of mastery come to an end but, you can dream again. That next dream to master the craft can be the fire in your soul that takes you further then you ever imagined.

The work. The work, time and energy I see in the mature artist I can’t help admiring. I can’t help being inspired to reach further and push myself to the limits to grow as a writer and a artist.

L. M Parker.

Progress as a writer

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What’s your inspiration?

What writer or work of fiction has driven you to work hard to upgrade your writing and extend yourself. You spend enough years studying the craft and trying to gain a measure of excellence in the art of men of letters then you grow to admire a few figures of the past.

Robert Frost

If you have had a passing like for pose and song you’ve heard of him. The one dressed plain gentlemen’s attire. A modern man. He was never one to be misunderstood in writing. One would simple have to follow him from the beginning of his first line to ending of his walk down a road least traveled on.

Ray Douglas Bradbury

Every day is a new journey. Every day is a new opportunity to write something. The excitement of knowing everyday is day you have the joy of doing what gives you the most pleasure of doing. A endless stream of words. A endless stream of worlds and short stories and histories being made.

Two writers. Two voices for their times and two writer’s driven by the craft.

L. M. Parker

Systems of Learning: An Observation on generated wealth

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Money….Money, money.

Everybody has their reasons for going after it and developing systems to create wealth to enrichment our pockets and inflate our egos. Everyone has their reasons and justifications. Including yours truly but then again who cares about me. Let’s focus on the topic and how learning a system of wealth can benefit you in your own ambitions.

Advice: What works for person B may and may not work for you. First know who you are and what can work for you. You don’t need much. You just need to do something and stick with it until it works or find something that works better.

Again, I’m going to put forth one example here because I believe it’s enough. You don’t need a list. You need to get working.

I’ve done a lot of research on writers from the past and present. Not everybody has the ability to write long novels. Some of it has to do with genetics and mental focus but really it has to do with personality and engrained motivating desires.

Prime Example:

JK Rowling.

Enough said. Right?

No. Think about it. She created a story with the written word and then proceed to tell that story in every possible way through many channels of communication. T-shirts, book marks. Covers, posters, movies, theme parks, theater plays, games. You name it the woman took one story and farmed it out into every channel of modern media.

Here’s a secret: The Harry Potter book series isn’t the greatest story ever told at all or without flaws and this is coming from a dude that read every book and owns two first editions in the series. From one idea one woman was raised out of poverty in to great wealth.  One system. One product. Massive returns. People helped.

Observation option 1: If you have a trade or profession master it and then take the funds from that trade or profession and channel the proceeds into passive incomes you have invested the time to learn how those systems work. Example: JK Rowling 

Observation option 2: Develop a product be it your own skill, knowledge or intellectual assets and make it valuable the thing everyone desires to have and is worth paying for because of the time and effort you’ve taken to make it appear or be so. Example: Apple Inc

Your measurement of wealth isn’t mean. We’re all different but we all have something. Knowledge, wisdom, art, skill, speech, comedy, writing etc.

L. M. Parker

Systems of Learning: Observation

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Okay, I’m going to go with a definition hopefully we all can Identify with:

“Come here, kid. Let me show you how to do something useful.” said someone older person in your life.

Learning by observation is all about you making the concise effort to learn by observing on someone performing the action you wish to master. Think about it. How did you learn to walk as a kid was it due to the effort of someone giving you a task book and sitting down in front of teacher in class room. You learned, we all learned to walk by watching and observing someone doing an action.

Yes, there was someone there to catch us and hold us up if we should fall but ultimately, our observation and attention is what sparked our minds take in that information and conduct experiments with the knowledge that came from your observations.

This is a form of visual learning. We all gifts and abilities for learning in certain ways. Take the scientist who conducts careful observations on a hurricane patterns for decades to find out if there is rise, fall, or average on the rate of them striking in one state or country. If you want to know yourself and how best you learn something you need to observe yourself and take careful observation of when you learn something new, maintain that knowledge and grow to master it. If you want to write more observe your patterns of effectiveness and times of day you are at your high or low performance and for what reasons.

L. M. Parker