I am a bit of flirt with everybody. Not on the creepy side but I generally like people and like to find something about them to like and joke around with them. I tend to think a lot about it. Why? I’m intervert I think a lot.

Females in particular I tend to think of ways to connect and get a feel for em and a smile when I see them upset. I like shorties in a special way. I want to put them on a table. It’s always there in conversations and especially if they’re sitting on a table It’s distracting and makes me think of…hmm.

Now one thing that is annoying as fuck are tattoos on a shorty. I can’t stand it. It doesn’t distract me as much as when a shorty has big tities and a nice ass it’s just annoying as fuck. Tits and ass are wonderful distractions. Tattoos are like markers for questions that pop into my head.

Why the fuck does she have that long ass sentence I can’t even read on her neck? It’s a pretty neck though. Damn that’s an ugly ass detailed rose on her tits. Now I can’t stop staring at her tits. Hmm. Roses on a table. A bed of roses and naked shorty.

Fuck what the hell were we talking about?

The shit just gets to me.

Warm regards

Guardiandogg