The problem with modern progressive Christianity…well simple. To many beta bitches and simps for other religions.

Disclaimer: There is nothing wrong with getting the bag. There is nothing wrong with being a dominant bad ass. Everything that follows is my bardic opinions on the simp-pfying of the west and the acceptance of the Jackel being put in jail instead of under the jail.

The fucking problem is the beta bitch simps decease known as progressivism and it’s never ending quest to make dicks small again.

Fuck that noise. Catxman…My brother of the song language and shit kicking attitude just penned the funniest weird shit as fuck put down on Christianity and the 2.0 Christ connondrum. I have ever read. I disagree.

Pause.

Holy shit. Catxman. If you happen to read this weird ranting post I mean this with love.. My dude seriously where’s the fucking book?

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This shit is ridiculous you aren’t making a million dollars with your pen being lit on fire like this. And no, I’m not brown nosing you.. Seriously where’s the damn book! Hot damn! You need get your bag bro.

Anyway,

I disgree on the grounds of any of this shit so called beta bitch cosplay Christianity being anything relatable to Jesus Christ. Let alone classic masculinity.

Why?

Because, 1. Jesus Christ is an alpha. The dude had rich shorties as disciples and pouring fucking expensive purfue on his head and bathing his feet with their fucking tears.

Come on my dude. Do I need to go on?!

Point 2. Jesus Christ is an Omega. He had rich shorties following him and wasn’t married to not a single one.

The prophet Mohamed had to nearly conquer the fucking world by the fucking sword to make and sustain his legend, religion and get all the shorties.

Jesus Christ had to be perfect, and die on a Cross successfully not being a weak beta bitch simp and still told one of his doggs to take care his mother while he took care of sin (being a bitch) and becoming a mother fucking legend my dude.

Fucking Fin.

Warm regards

Guardiandogg

P. S.

Catxman.

First one to get to a million readers wins.. The Loser has to write a book dedicated to the shit kicker in question.

Game on?!

2 thoughts on “The problem with modern progressive Christianity…well simple. To many beta bitches and simps for other religions.

  1. *grinning in response to your comments about my funny/shitkickin article on Christianity*

    Agreed 100%. Beta boys (of which I have had a portion poisoning my soul in the past so I’m not completely innocent myself) are a big problem with Prog-Not-ROck Christianity.

    PS I’ve rewound your posts down to around Feb. 1. You did a LOT of writing which I have to get caught on. I’ll start now.

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