A good sign that things are going well at work is when everybody whose worked with you a while and watched you is now comfortable enough to start fucking with you.

I don’t mean the I hate big dick energy fucking with you. I mean the…

“Your two minutes late for work your slipping bro.” Rick says before laughing in my face like he scored the best shot in the world.

I love good bad joke. Hell I love a good cringe Dad joke. The shit makes me laugh.

“What the deal my dude?”

I look at Rick. Ah shit here we go. “Morning Rick.”

“My dude, I smoked a lot of fucking weed this morning. I mean last night. I fucking can’t wait to get the fuck out here. Man, I got to shit. You look tired bro. You had a wild weekend of fucking?”

Holy shit.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg