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A review of Heavy Metal Lover by Lady GaGa

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Hmm. It’s alright. Interesting lyrics and poppy synth music is very modern and club music popping. I got questions though.

Where’s the guitar solo?

Where’s the high energy?

Is the song supposed to feel like she’s laying pink a couch smoking a fatty while the young folks dance around her in fairy dust Misty room.

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I don’t get it. It sounds like she made this shit up on a alien laptop with a digital mix box program and a blunt out the side of her mouth as she sung into the microphone.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Unleash the archers: Green & Glass video review

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Honestly, never heard of this band in particular but I like the sound and energy of them. The lead vocals is pretty good and again digging the sound. I will have to give the song a couple of listens before I will decide if I really dig it.

The music video is what I want to talk about. A day coworker of mean suggested I give the video a look and see. He said it has the artistic echos of ordinarily HeavyMetal the movie.

I have to say I agree. It’s all done with A.I. models and dystopia setting. It’s not a entirely copy of HeavyMetal but has that look and appeal to it though the story is different.

It gives me ideas though for improve my cyberpunk dreams story world. I give the video and story 4 out of 5 or hell yeah it’s fun and good storytelling.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

BREAKING NEWS! People are still watching the GRAMMYS.

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Why?

Anyway, the last time I gave a damn about the Grammys Alisha Keys was a new artist and had won maybe five those weird Idol Trophies. I could look it up but I honest don’t give a damn even now. I’ve heard some conversations on the innerweb’s about Jay-Z of all people with that fucking weird ass hairstyle at the award show bringing up old shit about a time many moons ago about the black & brown folks deciding to ban the elite group of music rich folks award show. Dude I couldn’t even bare to listen to him talking because of the fucking hair and the facial expression of I-don’t-give-damn and I-ain’t-shit painted on his face that had me going….

Why?

Other news is that rapper named Killer Mike being taken away in handcuffs after winning three of the Idol trophies that the rich elite folks deemed to give him for their own reasons and….

I can’t with this shit. I wasn’t even surprised when I heard the last part about Killer Mike being taken away in handcuffs. I am not surprised by anything that much these days. I’m an old fuck. I maybe jaded. I maybe just have dark sense of humor but holy shit.

I would rather watch podcast on YouTube or scratch my ass then even think about the Grammys but on the other hand this gives me the opportunity to write and shit on an old as a fuck award show.

Warm Rewards

Song of the day BANG! by AJR it just feels good on a Friday

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Real talk the song and lyrics are nutballs but the energy and creativity of the song just energizes me to well be creative and strangly happy…

Another thing. The melody and the rap flow just makes me feel fucking hope for rap songs as a whole returning in part to lost songs of partying.

I think of rappers delight strangely and it brings a smile to my face. The ghost of original flow.

Oh one last point. For some reason I hear sum-a-bitch in the lyrical storm of so put your best face on everybody. It just makes me laugh more. I love Jackie Gleason.

My old movie fucks will get me.

I know. I know. Your welcome.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day Roll the Bones by Shakey Graves

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This is the version I like for now. If you know anything about Shakey it’s this…he is the music. It doesn’t matter what song you hear at one time that same song can change depending on his mood and the flow he’s in that moment.

He’s very much a proformance musician/artist.

The version of Roll the Bones I like has that flow and feel of texas days on the roads. What does Roll the Bones feel like….

Day to day. I roll the bones with my Life on these strange and twisting Roads. Never complete. Always Changing. Chance and happenstance Can happen. On a dime. On a whim. These roads I travel on change with The seasons and temperment of the Masses. These roads I travel on are a Kin to the roads I grew up on. These Country roads. These texas roads. I Roll the bones.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The song of day? Mother fucker song of the fucking universe. Princes of the universe by QUEEN

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Mother fucker you knew this was coming but before I forget….

Rest in shit kicking glory. The man. The myth. The mustache. The fucking big dick, dick addicted Legend.

What the fuck does this song feel like? Mother fucker it is is what it is. Queen being kick ASS.

The openning holy shit. The locals. Holy shit. The music video. Holy shit.

I can’t get through the song with wanting to pick up and mother fucking sword.

It’s the fucking quickening my dude. The rush of the energy. The feel of being proud to be blessed to be a mothering MAN. The rush of the shit kicking mothering fucking attitude. Holy shit.

This shit is my shit. Fuck it. This song is song I want played on the day I take my last birth on my 200 birthday and go out a American Highlander in fire of my ancesters. My tumb stone will read. He cewed on Iron and Spat out bullets. He took no shit from no mother fucking beta bitch simp.

Have a fucking great day my dude.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Late in the day but song of the day is…I like it, I like that REMIX by Statik Link Trap

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This a remix of the original I like it like that by Pete Rodriguez.

The original is like hearing a bunch of Cubans having a normal night out.

Pause.

If you’ve ever been in a situation where some bitch your with at the park is giving you the shit test and bitching about some bullshit just to hear herself think out loud and then you hear colorful some music playing a few feet away then you hear…

YAAA BABY. I LIKE IT THAT!!

Leave the bitch and get your ass up and head in the direction of that man’s voice.

Anyway,

The Remix is a jump start to the day. Ribbing up the engine to get the day going.

The Statik Link captures Pete’s enegy and spirit in his remix though it’s a short clip I feel like getting it going.

It’s that feeling of fuck it let’s have a good time tomorrow don’t matter.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day Who Did That To You by John Legend

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It’s one of those songs I don’t like the lyrics entirely but I dig the feel.

I first heard the song when I saw Django unchained.

I liked the movie for what it was. Never cared to see it again entirely. I’m not really a movie guy.

The feel of the song just gives me that relaxed feel of kicking back in a chair or a ride with a 5’5 shorty to your opposite side and your on cruse control just letting the days go by. Your headed in a direction of unknown possibilities but your not to worried about the outcome because you have to get there rather then stay still.

It does have that feeling as well of being a modern take on the 70s feel of care free dreaming while awake buzzed out on shit that could have gotten you serious time back in the day for entertaining a moment on it.

Then again that last part might be just a ghost of a feeling from the groove of the song.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

I have one issue with WAP the seductive call of the slut. I don’t want to seduced. I want set a female’s panties on fire

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I listened to the song once and saw the video half way. I turned that shit off because I began to have the feeling of someone trying to pull my pants down and not in a good way.

It’s all ass backwards to me. A man is supposed to be dominant and confident. We may want to have sex all the time but damn if we can’t be selective.

You have the 5’7 to 6’0 tall bitch with nice tits and beautful face all dudes go after her. You have the feminine female with a pretty face and nice body waiting to be seduced. You have plain Jane flat chested and okay face. She’s 5’5 though and has long chestnut hair and a nice ass and when you tell her your fantasy about fucking a girl on a table she stares at you and then hits your shoulder and giggles and calls you silly.

Hmmm. Yeah. Just go after the beautiful lady. Leave plain Jane alone. Anyway, WAP is shit. The song.

I ain’t a bitch or some John a seductive hocker is trying to turn out for some financial transaction. That’s to much mind fucking bullshit for me.

Listen up simp. My dude. You don’t want to be seduced by a slut.

Why?

Because there is nothing more thrilling as men is to know you can enchant and delight a 5’5 shorty in public and make that bitch yours for taking.

Remember. There is a female out there in the world that wants you to fuck her. You have to pay attention though.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day, time makes two Robert Cray feeling damn good today

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I love all music except for modern rape. But, Blues has a weird place in my music pallette. I feel it like a chill on my soul when blue and feel it when I’m feeling damn good to be alive.

Time makes two… how does it feel?

If you’ve ever had your heart broken or needed time to heal and bare that pain it feels like that.

It’s got that slow pace of steady days going by. When your working hard to put more time on so that you can get through the bullshit of shitty days you had to live through to get to feeling hopeful about breathing again.

It’s smooth and cool tunes that express emotion and feeling about human conditions. The pain of broken love and the joy of being able to feel and be alive.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Song of the day abuse by propaganda because it’s one of those days

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It comes up every once in a while. A song from my past and a memory of days when I didn’t feel the grind on my rough hands and scared body.

I hear the drum. The engine is ribbing up for the day. My hope is that it will be productive day.

Spice kicks in as the song gears up the hill and I feel the new sounds drifting into the rhythm.

Alright let’s get this shit going. Could be rain coming in the afternoon. There’s a chill to the air but my mind is set to the sound and beat.

Let’s go.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg