This is my thoughts of a scene of some bullshit movie named The Last American virgin. No. I ain’t watching this shit.

I’m turning into an Old ass bastard. I really am. If I had saw this clip maybe six years ago I might have felt sad for the dude lusting after some chick with a average looking face and a below average body. I can’t even put myself in the dude’s shoes. My reaction to a chick not liking me is, I honest to God don’t give a fuck. I could careless.

1st reaction. I don’t give fuck.

2nd reaction. Fuck her and fuck him too. Look around the party. Chances are there is a phat ass chick around here with a okay face and better tits this back bottom chick this fucking dumbass is lusting for.

3rd. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THIS ROMANTIC BULLSHIT AGAIN!?

If you are a believer I got no hate against you. But, holy fucking shit bro. Let’s call it what it fucking is bro. I’m in love with the idea of smashing a 5’5 shorty with a dip in the back and a nice smile. I don’t mind if she talks a lot just as long as I want to fuck her and she wants to be fucked by me.

Example of love

Look at this fine ass AI chick with child birthing hips. Some where in Texas this chick exist.

I am Anti-romance. Romance is complete bullshit to me. It don’t make sense and I don’t believe in it. Every time I hear the words “I fell in love or I’m in love with my boyfriend or I’m in love with my wife. I want to throw up in my own pants. I don’t say shit. I ain’t ruining nobody’s good time but holy fucking shit. All they’re saying is I enjoy fucking my best friend. Hard. Down and dirty.

Look I do believe in friendship but romance is bullshit. Men in general want to fuck women. In the modern 1st world shit hole society we call it “falling in love” because a man wants to be friends with the woman he wants to fuck.

Why people cheat?!

For men, “Yo she was pushing up on me and I was drunk and haven’t had any sex for two weeks from my wife.” Or honestly. “I had the option to do it and I wanted to do it.”

For women, “It didn’t mean anything. It was an attraction. I needed him to bend over me a table because he looked at me and told me to bark like a dog. I had to have it. I still love you baby and I love the family we built together. I just need to fuck Hank every once in while. Why can’t you understand my feelings for you. You are the love of my life. My soul mate and life partner.”

Now I’m joking around a bit to say one thing. Romance is complete bullshit. She didn’t fall out of love with you she just didn’t want to fuck you she wanted to be fucked by Tyrone at the back of the gas station at their usual spot on a Wednesday evening after work.