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Thoughts on the Legend OF Zelda current flavor…

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My thoughts of the legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. First impressions: Awesome sauce.

I’m over 85 hours plus into the shit and I ain’t done finishing this awesome piece gaming. It was well worth the wait and I couldn’t manage to get half way into the shit if I haven’t already put in a plan several months and a year and a half to play it.

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Everything, everything is in the planning and if I didn’t put as much planning in I wouldn’t have managed to build up my hours.

I’m a big time fan of the series but I got a whole lot of planning and recent shit dropping into my life. I need the side fun to enjoy my small space of fun in between achievements I want to do in my life and road blocks I want to knock out of the way.

It also works into my mental health. To have a small space to enjoy simple gaming with a discent enough story I saw several hours before I got into the meat of the story. But, for I find myself caring a little just so I can better figure out how and where to get the damn Master sword.

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Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Let’s take Tango & Cash, Legend of Zelda and cyberpunk brainstorming…part 3

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Ready mix!

Chapter 2

Tango

It was pitch black and I couldn’t see a damn thing as I stepped into the basement of the castle back entrance.

I got out my lamp lighter and held it beside my gloak. Cash was close beside me to my left. Wait a minute. He had a assault rifle.

“Turn your light on.” I told him.

Cash quickly did so without comment. “What’s the plan, Tango?”

I could hear it in his muffled voice under his ninja mask. Cash was all business.

“They’ll be keeping King Leo in the west side dungeon to integrate him on the location of the ExForce.”

“If you get captured. He’ll use you against him.” Cash said but try to stop me.

I smiled. “I’ve prepared for that. Just keep alart for the ninja assholes.”

Ahhhh! Graaaa. Ahhhh.

“What the fuck?” Cash said.

I nodded as we came up to the main stairway leading upstairs. I put my lighter away as I got my hand free to put my light shield.

Cash took point slightly ahead of me to my left as we slowly climbed the stairs. I sent out a low energy light in front of me.

The door flew open and 6’2 guard in white robes stood with glowing eyes groaning in a strange sound.

“Shot him.” I said.

Cash stood frozen in place as the guard approuched him. I looked at him to see him frozen in stark fear. No. It was the sound no a song of death and passing. I could feel it now working on as my light shield was fading.

I reached for my Ocarina under my shirt and put it to my lips. I started to play the song of the sun’s rising.

The high notes touched me as my magic back alive and Cash came awake. He fired on the guard but he didn’t go down.

Cash quickly dodged out dead guard’s reach. Cash took the sword in hand cut him down. The cropse went up in flames because of the righteous glow of the swords mystic blade.

“What the fuck is going on?” He asked.

“Death magic. Keep your sword out and ready.” I said and then I took the rifle from Cash as we came to the ground floor level of the castle. We were in the kitchen. Cash was beside but looked tense and a bit spooked.

I looked at his tight outfit and noticed other things. I shook off those thoughtd for later. “Where the fuck did you get that outfit from? A sex shop?”

Cash smiled losing some of his spooked fear. “I got it from your old Nanny and her people’s stealth armor technology. It works good for a night run. Your impressed I know. The suit is impressive as well. Lead the way Princess and get your mind off my package.”

I couldn’t help grinning as I led the way. “Smart ass.” I whispered.

Groaaa. Groaaa.

“Shit. It’s going to be a long night.” Cash said mirroring my thoughts as a herd of the undead approached us.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Let’s take Tango & Cash, Legend of Zelda and cyberpunk brainstorming…part 2

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Get ready. Mix.

Chapter 1

Cash

*Ding, Ding.*  *Ding, Ding.*

I came awake at the sound of my decker sending me a message. I rolled out of bed snatching my decker from my nightstand.

– Hyrule Castle under lock down. City watched. King Leo in trouble. All communications down. It’s Gannon. Meet me at the back entrance of castle. Bring your sword and shield. – Zelda

This situation needed the right armor. I went to my closet and I got what I needed. I dressed quickly in my stealth armor and went to my weapons safe and unlocked it with the pendant I got with the safe. The safe opened and the sword’s handle glowed. It was ready to kick some ass. I got it out and  put it over my shoulder. I stared at my hook shot. I just got the thing last week. I wondered if I would need it this go round with Gannon but I was better off being prepared for whatever.

I almost got killed last time by one of Gannon’s people for not being prepared enough for surprises. If Zelda hadn’t been there my ass would have been toasted. I picked it up and attached it to my combat belt side holster.

I headed out of my apartment picking up my ancient techno shield badge. By my door.

Outside it was raining lightly with a pale blue moon glowing over the city of Hyrule. The magic in my armor’s power banks came online as the lunar crystals took in the moonlight and absorbed the energy from the rain water into it’s energy conversion systems. The castle was twelve blocks away from my apartment building near the lost forest park. I thought again about taking my bike but I didn’t want to gain any notice so I took off running. My stealth armor helped me to make to the castle in a few minutes.

I made it to the back entrance of the castle but found a 6 foot tall robot was waiting for me. It came to life at my appearance and locked his combat rifle on me and fired.

Time slowed down as I was already getting my shield out and rebounded the lazer shot back at it. It took the shot and was electrified and exploded.

I checked my shield meter. I had five more rounds before it would be useless to me.

I snagged up the assault rifle the robot had and moved inside the gates to the garden inside. Where the fuck was Zelda?

My question was answered as I saw her cornered near the back entrance by two of Gannon’s Red ninja assassins.

The bad bitch was holding her own with her glock and light shield but she was getting tired.

Fired at the back of one ninja taking him down only to hear laughter behind. I rolled away losing the rifle and brought up my shield. I didn’t have enough time to rebound and the thing exploded after several direct shots.

The fucker came at me fast with a combat sword for my throat. I didn’t have enough time to draw my sword from my back so I dodged to my right drawing my hook shot and fired at his sword grabbing it from him. I took the sword and threw it at his chest.

He screamed as the blade sank in and then threw something down at his and went up in flames laughing. Holy shit. Sick fuckers. I holstered my hook shot.

I drew my sword and prepared to take out the other one but Zelda had already done so and threw me a rifle. I caught it with one hand as I put my sword away.

“Next time shot the asshole in the chest instead of grabbing his fucking weapon. Save the ninja moves for later when we’re in bed. Let’s go, Rookie.” She said and proceeded me inside the castle.

I sighed. She was going to be a pain in my ass for remainer of this raid on the castle. I smiled and headed inside.

Hmm. It’s okay. Needs more one lines though.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg