“You have to hock them in on that first damn sentence and by end of that opening page you got to leave them wanting more of that shit.” – Guardiandogg

It all goes back to the dime novelist mentality. You can’t put it all out there you got to give enough on the first hit for the buzz to kick in but not enough to have them knowing what the hell is going to happen. They had to wonder.

Why though?

For the art? For the joy of creation?!

Hell no.

I’m in it for the entertain. I’m in for the bag. I’m in to be successful. I’m not interested in hiding in a corner. I’m trying to get as many eyes on my shit. I want to be the best at what I do. I want to be at the top of the hill baby.

To do that I got to create a hock. I got to imagine a world so wonderful. So wild and crazy so interesting and characters you love to listen to that will make you react to my shit.

Super

Hilarious

interesting

Tantalizing

That’s what my shit is. I’m a Bard. I’m trying to get my shit implanted in your mind. Stirring in your memories and stamped in your mind. That’s some guardiandogg shit for real dogg.

Most importantly though. A good hock sells itself.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg