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A lesson in female bullshit lesson 4 can you please answer my mother fucking question and no I’m not saying your a fat bitch

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I have a problem. When I’m talking to someone which is very few times with few words I need to know one thing a head of time. Will you answer my mother fucking question?

It’s only one little request. Well it’s really a mother fucking demand. I just need to know when I finally do speak will you answer with female bullshit or passive aggressive bitch speech. I need to be prepared ahead of time or else my fucking blood pressure will climb or my give a damn switch will be turned off immediately.

Example.

Her opening attack. “Hey what do you think of my dress?”

My response. “It’s nice. You think it’s going to be cold today?”

Her response. “What the fuck does that mean? You think my dress is to short. You think I’m a slut? What fuck is wrong with you?”

Holy shit! It’s to early for this shit. I need some mother fucking coffee in me. Sweet Jesus give me strength.

My finger is on the I-give-a-damn switch. I take a breath. “Aw no. I was asking because I don’t want to wear a jacket today if it will get warmer.”

Her response. “Oh. Well. Yes. It will get warmer. So what are you thinking about doing for the weekend?”

I slam my fist down on the switch and check out of the conversation.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Passive aggressive bitch speech the enemy to a dialectic mind

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I was raised by females and I am introvert by nature so obviously I was a beta bitch for most of my youth.

I didn’t talk directly with people because I was a bitch so I learned the fine art of passive aggressive bitch speech or being passive in confronting a issue head on. This worked as a means of communication for me until…

I got some balls or on a matter of fact I needed to know something I didn’t want a secondary answer about some bullshit feelings I had about the topic.

This might sound confusing so let me give you an example.

“Honey does this dress make me look fat?”

Anyway, I can’t stand that shit anymore. My mind doesn’t work that way sense I got some balls and started vaping conflict on the regular.

I use rhetorical speech for jokes and poetry though I absolutely mean it when I say I hate gamma, gamma mother fucking bitches.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg