Pedro Pascal?!

Let me start from the position that I don’t give a fuck about this dude. He looks like any homeless person you would find on the street begging for change.

Do you see this fucking image above. I tried to generate a picture of Pedro Pascal and I get this shit. This fake ass dude looks way better looking (pause) then that begger looking old and busted dude. Look at this dude.

This fucking dude is a movie star?! Holy shit! The times have gone to the fucking doggs bro.

Here is my opinion of Pedro Pascal. He looks boring my dude. I look at his face and I listen to him *act* and I want take a nap. He looks so fucking tired of sucking dick. But, he’s so addicted to dick that he can’t stop now. How the fuck else is he going to get movie deal.

Now this is my opinion and it is the correct opinion of all time. I win awards for my opinions you know.

But, I just don’t get it. What the fuck happened to actors that looked good looking or at least not like some fucking dude waiting at a traffic stop for spare change and sob story to tell for twenty dollars.

GuardianDogg Monday Podcast Episode 10x

In this week’s episode we dive deep down in the world of all things weird and kind ah fucked up. The DOGE crew is on a quest. The mission is to bring the Federal U S government kicking and screaming into the 21st century. In other news I am casting bets that the federal government will fold over. Like blue haired sea beast crying out after falling on her fat ass in the year of our lord 2029.

A review of Heavy Metal Lover by Lady GaGa

Hmm. It’s alright. Interesting lyrics and poppy synth music is very modern and club music popping. I got questions though.

Where’s the guitar solo?

Where’s the high energy?

Is the song supposed to feel like she’s laying pink a couch smoking a fatty while the young folks dance around her in fairy dust Misty room.

Photo by Max Rahubovskiy on Pexels.com

I don’t get it. It sounds like she made this shit up on a alien laptop with a digital mix box program and a blunt out the side of her mouth as she sung into the microphone.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Chaos theory: What if Biden won’t make it to November?

Just a theory. A food for thought.

Joe Biden is 81 years old. Huh? It’s possible for 81 year old dude to ah yeah to make it to his last election because in reality this will be his last election. If he isn’t already dead already.

Not a dig. I’m trying to be serious.

Holy shit. You can get this wonderful picture of a beloved el-presidenta for only 5 hundred dollars. Just click on the picture and order yours today.

“I got mean today. He was biting into that ice cream like a five month baby on a doorknob.”

– Martha Focker

“I was there when he bit into the ice cream. I was fucking amazed he wasn’t a computer generated A.I. ” – Dickinson Biggs

Happy Black history month

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Massive UFO Disclosure and other shit….

Right now. Men in suits are saying a bunch of nothing but it is a nice distraction.

Granted I believe in UFOs and shit. Honestly. But what else is going on now?

Three interesting events.

1. The Russian Ukraine connection is still ongoing but is heating up to what end?! The Russian Hammer is about to come down.

How do I know this? See the story above.

2. FedNow is here. Faster and instant cash transfer has brought the end of old way of money transfer waiting periods and the new age all digital. Currency as of now is not changing until such time in 50 years from now as Feds tell us it all happened around this time.

3. It is the year 2023, costs of living are rising. Everybody is slowly coming to the conclusion we’re in a recession or we’ve been in a recession or the simulation is breaking down and reality slapping the piss out of everyone.

Further updates to come when I get my 1911s

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Episode two: Jay Bauman’s REVENGE!

In this episode of weird bat shit gameshow questions….

Jay goes head to head with Mike again but this time it’s fun house world of questions about weird shit trivia questions about…

Twin Peaks and shit.

The nonesense transmutates into bat shit and leave the viewer wondering…

The fuck?!

Each question is sucker punch question where if you have a life outside of cinema bullshit will leave you wondering again..

The fuck?!

But some how Jay is ruling in the shit show as king cinema of useless knowledge about a weird ass director and the days of his life.

Funny episode though. I give it…10 I give a fucks.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

I have one issue with WAP the seductive call of the slut. I don’t want to seduced. I want set a female’s panties on fire

I listened to the song once and saw the video half way. I turned that shit off because I began to have the feeling of someone trying to pull my pants down and not in a good way.

It’s all ass backwards to me. A man is supposed to be dominant and confident. We may want to have sex all the time but damn if we can’t be selective.

You have the 5’7 to 6’0 tall bitch with nice tits and beautful face all dudes go after her. You have the feminine female with a pretty face and nice body waiting to be seduced. You have plain Jane flat chested and okay face. She’s 5’5 though and has long chestnut hair and a nice ass and when you tell her your fantasy about fucking a girl on a table she stares at you and then hits your shoulder and giggles and calls you silly.

Hmmm. Yeah. Just go after the beautiful lady. Leave plain Jane alone. Anyway, WAP is shit. The song.

I ain’t a bitch or some John a seductive hocker is trying to turn out for some financial transaction. That’s to much mind fucking bullshit for me.

Listen up simp. My dude. You don’t want to be seduced by a slut.

Why?

Because there is nothing more thrilling as men is to know you can enchant and delight a 5’5 shorty in public and make that bitch yours for taking.

Remember. There is a female out there in the world that wants you to fuck her. You have to pay attention though.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Childish Gambino music is weird to me and I can’t stop listening to his songs.

Hello, writers, creators and artists in this post literary age. I greet you with high esteem and joy.

Have you ever been in a funk or angry at a love one that just wouldn’t stop talking. I’ve got a quick cure that will smooth out your rage with something weird. Listen to “This is America” by Childish Gambino. It’s like brain candy just trying to figure out the whole meanings and rhythm or reason to it all. Then, it comes down to being a pointless exercise that gets you nowhere. Listening to his song is like a wild crazy ride but here’s the kicker all his music is like this and I love it.

Why? The lyrics aside. The style of music reminds me of classic R&B, funk and experimental stuff. Again, I’m not your average music listener. I just play piano and I’m musically inclined to classic European classical but I like his music.

The music videos are crazy. But, so fitting to the music. So wild.

L. M. Parker

my hero academia: A study in the pursuit of power and fame (anime) season 1 and some of season 2 part 1

Okay, this is going to be a bit different from what I usually write but I found the subject shocking, crazy and food for thought so I want to write about it.

My friends and fellow writers. I’ve got a secret to tell you. Once a long, long time a go, many moons ago I was a huge Anime and manga fan. Back in the late years of the 1990s into the early 2000s. I cut my teeth on Roin Warriors and G-Gundam.

Mind you I’m not a scholar in thousandths of stories and genres in the subject. What I am offering is a perspective about this anime that I don’t know is true or not. It’s just something I’m seeing in this children’s anime that I find weird.

I haven’t read the books but I’ve watched the anime season 1 and I’ve seen a bit of season two part 1. The concept is interesting. A world filled with Super powered people. The child main character (has no father but a single mother no mention of father in season 1) wants to be Super powered “hero” like his hero All Might. A blond haired tall dude with movie star good looks and super strength powers. Child protagonist is a loser born without powers. He meets his “hero” and finds out a secret about All Might. All Might sees a determination and craziness in child protagonist so All Might tells him secret about his powers. All Might is a phony. He got his powers from someone else (destroying a major element of the story’s world) he offers child protagonist a chance to become a hero like him and be given All Might’s powers but he has to train for a year to prove his determination and will to get to the top. The year is up so he achieves his goal and then All Might reveals how he can “transfer” his powers to child protagonist.

Spoiler alert: All might removes a hair from his head (DNA) and gives it to child to eat. Child freaks out and doesn’t want to eat All Might hair (DNA) (We don’t see this part we just hear it.) All Might forces child to eat DNA and the story of a child super hero’s rise to fame and glory begins.

Anyway, your probably wondering something. Where are the super villains? Oh! The audience is introduced to them at the last episodes. The villains want to kill All Might they only attack the children to draw him out.

Now. I saw this theme but then again I thought to myself the first time maybe I’m thinking to deeply about a stupid cartoon show from Japan. Though current Japanese anime is horrible like this excluding One Punch! Maybe I’m wrong about the hero academia. I watched the entire season and I found it okay and funny at times and I didn’t get that weird feeling much.

I picked up season two recently, Season two part 1 of the blue ray starts out with the children powered (heroes in training) entering a world wide competition to compete for the top position against other children for a grand prize. All Might explains to child protagonist the importance of winning the prize. Child protagonist asks why. He is assuming it will better him as a future hero. He is dead wrong.

All Might explains that being a “hero” has more to do with being popular to the general public and earning fame so he could be paid more in merchandising rights and have a big enough fame number in the business of being a paid “hero”. Oh. I forgot to mention that. Being a hero is this story world means, getting paid serious money, being famous all over and being worshiped by children and people all over the world.

Huh! That’s odd. That reminds me a little bit of Hollywood child and adult Actors. You know stories of people rising to the top by doing weird and some times depraved stuff to gain power and wealth.

Here’s a theme I’m getting from season two part 1: What are you willing to do to get that high number? Or who are you willing to use to be on the top?

I really can’t tell if this show is pure evil or if the creator and artist is obsessed with sex or the age old question of what will people do to gain power and position. I think this show is popular to a lot young children though online. The show conveys a lot of stupid humor to mask the weirdness and weird images and by weird I mean pedophile themes. The story concept was brilliant but was burned away in the dude’s obsession with sex.

L. M. Parker