Tag: romance

Why in the fuck would a Black Rambo or Puerto Rican Cassinova want to fuck a feminist? Shit!

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Holy shit!

A long long long time a go I remember seeing a herd of these fuckers standing in the middle of a street in a video all naked screaming like banshees or bat shit crazies.

They were verying degrees of…

holy shit, damn that bitch is ugly and shit look at them sloppy tits. Sweet Jesus what the fuck is this shit.

I damn near threw up on my laptop. This abomination was on YouTube. Have you heard these fuckers talk about men or boys with their clothes on???

Holy shit!

I was alright ignoring them but then I heard this ugly roamer that these alien fuckers want some big dick puerto Rican Cassinovas or Black Rambos to fuck them? Them???

Son of a bitch. Son of a mother fucking bitch!!

They’ve gone to mother fucking far my dude.

Look you can be critical. You can make fun of big dick energy dudes and all that bullshit but you can’t demand or should request big dick energy…

That shit is on reserve for 5’5 feminine shorties, bare foot classical beautiful females and ebony Jamaican beauties who walk with sway to their hips and Plain Jane. The top tier females get first pick, bitch.

Get your ass to the back the very back of the fucking line and offer that shit to little dick simps and maybe just maybe you’ll get an offer but frankly little dick simps are better off noticing their best friend plain Jane.

She’s a giving girl and loyal. She has her hand close to his zipper and is asking him in a non-verbally way to take her right now on the side of the fucking road.

Warm, Regards

Guardiandogg

A study in female bullshit lesson 3: It’s not about the money honey. I’m in love with you for you. Get the fuck out of here. (Comedy)

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Holy shit.

Alright go with me on this. What the fuck is wrong with admiting to a man I’m marrying you or hocking up with you because your a man of means.

A real man’s reaction isn’t offense. It’s action. “Fuck. I hope this table is strong enough to hold her weight.”

I just don’t get it.  All this undying love horse shit aside what’s wrong with saying to a dude, “You can protect me and put food on the mother fucking table.”

Not all society’s pretend in the undying forever romantic horse shit is even a factor in marriage or producing a child from a top grade male. Case and point the asian culture. Korea, Japan and big Daddy China.

I love South Korea in general for their culture, language and rich weird history. The weirdness being Kdramas.

The top tier male in a drama is a big dick handsome, genius CEO decended from mother fucking kings or the current nobility run by corporations. The top tier female is a often times the feminine gentle beauty queen that’s respectful and a submissive female who looks up to the dude as the man who can provide, protect and give her strong children. She is the fucking prize my dude and the bitch owns that shit.

Holy shit.

There is nothing that makes a man’s esteem raise high in worth when a top tier woman stops the female bullshit and tells him to his face. “Look my dude. I need a man with a big dick and huge wallet to crush my enemies. Congratulations you’ve captured me and I’m yours forever.”

What the fuck? Now a modern day female or bitch beta would be shocked and running from the room saying I can’t believe you would say that. No modern strong independent man would like to hear that.

Get the fuck out of here. When a real dude has reached the top and the top tier female presents a silver platter with the prenuptial contract signed and notarized and her panties on top. It ain’t an insult it’s fucking respect my dude for all your hard work and grinding and suffering and the fucking gamma gamma bitches trying to stop your grind to the top you get what you deserve. You get acknowledgement and respect in one moment.

A real dude takes that shit and throws that bitch over his shoulder and runs off with her living like a fucking king for the rest of his life keeping that bitch at home in a dress and bare foot every day.

Real talk. A top tier female would never raise her voice to her man but she would slap the shit out of any beta bitch that disrespects the man of her home.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg