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How to be a number 1 Call of Duty mobile gamer

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I’ve been gaming for a long time sense the NES days of old to current modern mobile gen era. Every gamer has his or her own game their down with. They hit the world stage and their the top doggs of the world.

Call of duty mobile is my current flavor of mastery.

I haven’t been playing it that long really. But, I hit top ranking in weekend tournaments and I’ve top Dogg number more then once. I’m man that’s about that life and I’ve been playing for a four months if that.

Hitting legendary status was a top goal on my first season to see if it would keep interested. Now I’m in my second season of play starting from scratch but still going. Currently I am grandmaster 3rd grade level looking to hit legendary and finished a match in a tournament today in 1st place. Anyway here is my tips.

  1. Perfect practice. Like with writing or doing anything to achieve a level of mastery requires perfect practice. What I mean is practicing to do what you want to do when you want to do it. What your aimming at should be what you want to shoot. Timing your shots and execution are important.
  2. Aim for chest or feet. Personally though I prefer to aim for chest or head.
  3. Learn the map. You should gain an idea for where you are going to spawn in and where the other team will if you practice enough.
  4. load out. You should have a load out for every type of map or type of battle you get dropped into.
  5. Team work. If you can’t lead the charge you better back up your team mate to get the extra point and keep as many people alive as possible.
  6. Look around. Know where you enemy is,
  7. Get down. Stop going out into a open space to get shot up.

Search and destory: Sniper and Melee (Ninja)

S & D is a slow game of strategy and knowing how the other guy is going to think. You need to know the map, know your enemy and have a strategy. Every move you make matters.

Front line: assault rifle and pistol or melee (Rambo)

I’m going in and I’m going to dominate. I’m coming to rain bullets and I’m calling in air support.

Everything else: SMG and Spear (Death from Above)

I like this load out because it fits with my style. I like speed and in your face action. I like coming up on a enemy as he’s distracted by shooting my team mate. I get to protect my team mate and dropping down on an enemy as he freezes in place and screams over his headset as I spear his character is fun.

Special mention: YouTube videos on sniping and settings.

Conclusion: I enjoy the creative ways people execute a plan and I also like spearing teenagers in a match when they’ve all surrounded me and I go death from above on all of them.

Movie Review: Other People’s Money (1991)

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The master speaks….

Short hand: Fast paced straight to the point story staring Danny Vito as Mr. Larry the Liquidator” Garfield about a corporate takeover of a business for the soul purpose of shit canning one division so that the corporation as a whole can make more money so that the business can be stripped of the assets and sold off in pieces.

Larry is an honest business man that doesn’t waste any time in bullshiting around but lays it out on the table and tells you how it fucking is. He is in your face and telling you what he wants and he don’t give a fuck how you feel about it because he’s coming to get the bag..

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There ain’t no shame to Larry’s game and he’s got the balls and money to back up his talk.

This is a beloved movie from my childhood that inspired me to one day become a investor. It’s a fast paced elegent dance and game of making money that gets me. There is a comedy and romance to make it more digestible to the general audience that are for the most part consumers. The writing and directing of the film is smooth like slick talking Bronx millionaire.

Another thing about the romance…Larry ain’t leading his life by his dick. He’s in it for the money and if the chick ain’t down with the way his is going well….the chick is going to fall in line and bring him the fucking bag because energy around top tier alpha makes a chick’s clothes melt off. Larry is HIM.

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Spoiler alert: Larry gets the bag and his chick brings him another bag for the bonus…how about that shit?

Warm Regards

Audiobook review of the Feed the Bear by Owen Benjamin….it’s alright.

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Disclaimer: I’m not talking about the comedy special also named after the audiobook. I’m going to be reviewing the audiobook and structure of it as a audiobook instruction on comedy creation.

The audiobook quality is more in keeping with a podcast with a okay sounding microphone and pretty straight forward book about Benjamin’s thoughts on the structure and the engineering of comedy. Benjamin expresses his first experiences in the art in his early twenties to his thoughts on how the process of comedy and the formation of joke work. He began to start having to start figuring out the structure of comedy and how it worked. He gives examples of types of comedy he uses and examples of effect comedy from his own past comedy specials. In general all the information in the package of the audiobook can be found in his old podcast videos you can find online on Bitchute.com or other Video sharing sites or on his website called Unauthorized.tv

The book was a little disappointing as a writer in the structure of a book. It’s little more then a podcast masking itself as a audiobook. It’s a pet peeve and a minor one but it doesn’t sound like a audiobook or is structured as such. It doesn’t take away from the entertainment and information mixed into the product.

I’m writing this review simple because I couldn’t find a fucking review on it and that fucked with me for reasons I have no idea about. So fuck it.

I also had other reasons. I’m a bard of dark comedy and I’m always willing to learn from people who have mastered the art and performance. I got the audiobook to learn about his thought process and maybe glen from in depth meaning on comedy from a veteran in the art and science of comedy. Also to do a review on the book in case anyone was interested in how jokes are designed and what makes something funny both from a laughter sense and from a structurally sound sense.

Owen Benjamin is a legit funny comedian and a master in the art of observational comedy. I even laughed at some of the bits I heard in the audiobook though I have heard a lot of his comedy bits before.

I give the content of the audiobook a S class rank for Super top comedy.

I give the structure of the audiobook a M for The structure of the audiobook is a fucking podcast masked as a audiobook.

I recommend you sub to Unauthorized.tv for his podcasts or where ever you can find his content.

Warm Regards

P. S.

I am the artist formally known as GuardianDogg

What I’ve been reading: Jack Forge Fleet Marine series “Action adventure science fiction”

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Hello,

Fellow writers and lover’s of the written word. I hope you fair well in your writing projects throughout this year.

I’ve been reading the Jack Forge Fleet Marine series on Amazon. I bought the box set for a nice price of $0.99. You get a complete series of nine books all in one package with a nice preview of another series to come from the author.

I’ve read about two books so far and I’m currently on book 3 in the series so far I’m enjoying the series. It was a pleasant surprise buy for me knowing nothing about the author or series. I’m completely hocked though in the world and character of Jack Forge and the people in his world.

Short summary: Deep into the future humanity is at war with Alien bugs and the military is short of recruits. Jack Forge flunks out of university and is drafted into the Fleet Marines.

It has that scent of Starship troopers but without all the political preaching and class room time on the meaning of war. It’s all action with a taste of science fiction in the mix.

The character of Jack Forge…hm.

Jack Forge isn’t a alpha character type. He falls into two types of males. The Sigma type/ Delta type. In short, Jack is both the smart outsider and the dependable man called upon to get the job done at times but is dominant Sigma type. Here’s a quick reference: alpha game

I’ve only read two books in the series but I know I’ll be reading all of them easily. The books are parts of one whole story. The rise of Jack Forge’s position and how he is “forged” by his experiences and enemy. My suggestion is that you have to read them all together because they all fit as a long novel however, each part (book) is a complete fun story.

L. M. Parker