A review of Heavy Metal Lover by Lady GaGa

Hmm. It’s alright. Interesting lyrics and poppy synth music is very modern and club music popping. I got questions though.

Where’s the guitar solo?

Where’s the high energy?

Is the song supposed to feel like she’s laying pink a couch smoking a fatty while the young folks dance around her in fairy dust Misty room.

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I don’t get it. It sounds like she made this shit up on a alien laptop with a digital mix box program and a blunt out the side of her mouth as she sung into the microphone.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg