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BREAKING NEWS! People are still watching the GRAMMYS.

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Why?

Anyway, the last time I gave a damn about the Grammys Alisha Keys was a new artist and had won maybe five those weird Idol Trophies. I could look it up but I honest don’t give a damn even now. I’ve heard some conversations on the innerweb’s about Jay-Z of all people with that fucking weird ass hairstyle at the award show bringing up old shit about a time many moons ago about the black & brown folks deciding to ban the elite group of music rich folks award show. Dude I couldn’t even bare to listen to him talking because of the fucking hair and the facial expression of I-don’t-give-damn and I-ain’t-shit painted on his face that had me going….

Why?

Other news is that rapper named Killer Mike being taken away in handcuffs after winning three of the Idol trophies that the rich elite folks deemed to give him for their own reasons and….

I can’t with this shit. I wasn’t even surprised when I heard the last part about Killer Mike being taken away in handcuffs. I am not surprised by anything that much these days. I’m an old fuck. I maybe jaded. I maybe just have dark sense of humor but holy shit.

I would rather watch podcast on YouTube or scratch my ass then even think about the Grammys but on the other hand this gives me the opportunity to write and shit on an old as a fuck award show.

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A man in a wheelchair is fighting the fucking Feds and the world is shook.

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Short hand. Governor Greg Abbott is trying to defend the Texas border because the federal government doesn’t give a shit.

I lean in the direction of the man who has the balls to stand up to Feds that have proven they don’t give a shit about the border. I also live in Texas.

It’s not so much a political issue as it is a man issue. People are invading into the country. One man in a fucking wheelchair whose job is to defend and protect people on his yard from people invading the country gives a fuck.

The federal government has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt for four years that the feds don’t give a fuck. So fuck em.

Think about this shit. A man in a wheelchair is fighting to do the job the feds pretend they do but in reality they don’t give a fuck about protecting a damn border into the country. Why? Meet the man in charge the United States border….

So fuck em.

This is the weirdest shit in my entire fucking life time. I’m not a cold hearted bastard. I care a little but I am fucking realist. This shit was bound in top grain leather, smith sown stitched together by professional top quality fuckery artists going to happen.

I’m not a fan of drinking a mixed curtail of orphan tears & Dumpster juice like some media outlets.

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I have natural distrust of the government in general and federal most assuredly. Maybe, there is something more I’m missing but Holy shit.

It’s only fucking January. What fuck is February going to look like?!

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I miss the days when Propaganda was sexy

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and entertaining.

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I grew up in the 90s when propaganda was much more creative and again way more sexy

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Think of a time when the 1980s came to a end and what was left over was a hangover and a rainbow puke color fashion sense.

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Still though the movies and television like today were filled with bullshit brainwashing that normalized a lot of the “it’s okay okay your a real winner Billy because you tried hard and got third place in the race.”

Fucking hell. The mindset of that there aren’t any real losers in life only people that didn’t win first place is the greatest psyop of my generation well that and the pussification of the men of the west.

Pussification

action verb. Diffiniction: To put a genetically XY chromosome born male in to a state whinning, crying complaining about why he isn’t winning in life or letting some chick make him her bitch.

See also form of mentality poison only known cure is the red pill to the nuts.

I got mean late in life but it has done wonders to the increase in the size of balls.

Anyway, propaganda was clever back in my generation. You young folks don’t know how fucked up you have it right now. Our writers sold us mindfucked movies with clever words, awesome cartoons and this….

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You young folks got Godsdamn stories with fuck ugly art and trash like this…

Holy fucking shit,

Thank God for the expendable movies….well 1 and 2. I don’t know about the third one.

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The political theater: Trump vs the entire world! Episode ? Final season

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Ron Desantis is out and there are some candidates still….fuck all the bullshit it’s Trump vs His royal highness Joe Biden the commander and Chief of the Clown party Empire…

It is what it fucking is.

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The outcome at the end of the rainbow doesn’t matter at this point. The migrant invasion of over a million and above will be a interesting pot of gold everyone in America will be tasting for next hundred years but really we’ll probably see the immediate outcome by 2033.

Don’t get me wrong the U.S. currency is more of a immediate concern for me personally. The shift over into the new system is coming so I have to be ready for that.. I’m down for whatever. I’m a nine percent kind ah guy.

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This is my theory:

Fifty percent of Americans don’t give fuck because they’re eating their tv dinners and watching the news hoping for someone to put Trump under the jail. The forty percent are welcoming everybody in with open arms, love simp-pity and all that bullshit. The nine percent are prepared for whatever or have gotten the fuck out Tombstone before somebody says draw. America is divided on all fronts but when the Gunsmoke clears we’ll be here but hopefully all the assholes will be gone from passing themselves to death out of fear.

My predictions for the election. The fight to put Trump out will heat up even more come November. It’s a tush up who will pull the must tricks but hey in between all that we’re in the season of goble war War WARS!!!

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Ukraine has lost the war against Russia. Welcome to WW3….

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That’s a headline you will never, never and I mean

Ever

see in a news media stream or hellmouth exclusive. But, that’s the condition we’re in. In these days that have gone to the fucking dogs.

Holy fuck.

This shit has gone on a while. I took a break from giving a damn because nobody gives a damn anymore about living in reality. Clown world is everyone’s favorite devil mouse magic kingdom of the world so…

fuck it.

I might as well have a little fun, poke a little fun. The US of A and Western NATO countries have been supporting the Ukraine with Twitter posts, money and weapons and pretending….

“Na’aw son we ain’t beefing with you, Russia.”

“Mother fucka you supplying arms and money to the dude I’m in war with bitch this ain’t no candy land game.”

“I don’t care what you say Russia. My truth says I’m the good guy. I have a big dick and I ain’t trying to hurt nobody now give me some vodka.”

Holy shit. I can’t this shit seriously. Beta Bitch Biden is the fucking President of the United States of America.

The most trusted man in America. The most noble and strong man of the 21st century my dude. The Black folks kiss the fucking ground this bitch walks on and the Ukraine has already beaten mother Russia. Let me remind you.. The government was right about the VAX.

This shit is fucking comedy gold.

It’s just a matter of time before the Angel dust is cleared away from these fuckers Eyes. I feel it. Conflict is coming. Reality is making a axe kick comeback to these fuckers minds. Sweet Jesus.. Look at her don’t she look like a bad bitch…

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Hot damn! What a time to be alive.

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