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Life coaching 101: Mindset

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The short hand: Life is 98% your reactions to the 10% of shit you never saw coming but life has a way of repeating patterns.

Mindset is important. There’s going to be shit that happens. There’s going to be problems you didn’t see happen and things you saw but ignored.

Accept when you were wrong and learn from your shit. Don’t repeat it unless you want to pretend your dumb and have a habit of drinking self pity with a side of jack Daniel’s.

Yes. You can control your proception to the output and input stimuli of people fucking with you.

It took me twenty plus years to finally take a laugh at myself and not give a fuck when I don’t have to give a fuck. I like control. I like being the master of my emotions and reactions. Accept reality but don’t get judgemental on yourself and others. We’re human.

What if I’m full of shit on this topic? Then spit out the bone and cew on the meat. Think on it.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Tales from the day job: Big D money

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I’m an old fuck. I’ve been working jobs sense I was 13 years old back in 1844. They called jobs back then slavery and hard labor. More things change the more they stay the same.

So I’ve worked around enough people to see every manner of tired and pissed off working kind of face on your average Joe American.

Big D Money is a fellow coworker I’ve worked around for three years now. Every damn day of the weak he comes to work and maintains a facial expression that is a twist between “are you fucking kidding” and “Here come this mother fucka again. I ain’t got time for this shit today.”

It’s a side Eye expression with a twist to his thin lips and utter disguest at people in general when they’re on some bullshit.

The fucking dude is the funniest mother fuck-ah around. When he does smile or chuckle it’s only because he’s telling a story about a time some asshole tried to go off on him one day then had to run to the restroom because they started passing themselves when he gave them the hard side Eye.

He has one of those faces that make you think he’s been forty-five years old for fifty-five years and still works seven days a week. His minor annoyance is at the higher ups begging him to consider being promoted sense he knows how to do everything better then everybody else.

Big D Money ain’t having it. A promotion for him means having to deal with more people’s bullshit.

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Guardiandogg

Being an INFP sucks when someone is demanding you to give a fuck about a bullshit conversation.

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My internal world is often times the playground for all my ideas, dreams, strategies for staying ahead of bell curve of bordom.

Every INFP has a thing (Obession) we all busy ourselves with between now and dirt nap. Mean is writing with splash of music to uplift my mood on a bad day.

Big pet peeve when my energy is low I can be bothered to hold my fucking head up for fucking generic conversation. Paying attention is just not happening.

I know. I sound like a fucking asshole writing this shit. I accept this. Why? I can’t control it. It’s just me. My mind. The question. I can’t stand to hear it.

“You know Tina got a fat ass.”

I start counting. “Yeah. I know.”

“You want to hit that, right. I’d hit that.”

Holy shit. Help me Jesus.

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Guardiandogg

News Worth talking about mortal Kombat 1 remake

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https://gamerant.com/mortal-kombat-1-all-characters-confirmed-kameo-fighters-roster/

The remake for mortal Komatsu characters listing is looking good. The story is shaping up to be another banger.

This will probably make the 3rd remake of the series so far and I’m digging it. The only weirdness to the whole thing is it coming out on the Nintendo switch.

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Hey I like the switch, hell I own two. Still though it is a bit of surprise that triple AAA modern gaming managed to fit the fucking gaming on the outdated system.

There is another thing. The switch of Johnny Cage’s story and being a powerless YouTuber/content creator is wild. I don’t know if that shit will stick. Though I am hopeful for the sister dynamic between Katana and Meleena.

So far though it had been a very great year for gaming and not much else.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Life Coaching 101: practical life strategy

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These are possible strategies for young men.

Be a dedicated worker. You can build on your wealth early and alot sooner now.

Earning money: Start earning money early with your physical labor or selling shit off Amazon or eBay or become a remote customer service representative.

Money management: Spend 75 percent, invest 15 percent save 10 percent. Use a calculator or excel spread sheet to calculate how long it would take you to build resources to accomplish your goal. Research roth IRA and other retirement accounts.

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During this time learn about real-estate from books or be-friend a real-estate agent.

Group economics: Pull your funds together with your family or close friends you trust and are of the same mind to grow in wealth.

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Life is a series of goals you make one after the other at this point until you reach your end. This all advice from a life coach that has tried a lot of this shit.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

My Writing Obsession.

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I can remember it clearly. Waking up one day from my bed after a protecular weird vivid dream going into the dining room sitting down with my notebook and began writing my first fantasy.

I spent the entire day doing that as teenager. Food was brought to me. I went to the bathroom occasionally but the whole day I was just in that vibe to write. It was a Obession. Though I didn’t know it at the time and that was the only time I ever did that but I never lost that spellbound enchantment to the craft.

The only other people I could see have that thought process are people that grand Master chess players.

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I’m not that big on the game but the focus and thought process of thinking ahead and analyzing strategy skills are amazing to me. The talent for being capable of being experienced at being focused on a single series of moves not made reminds me writing for me. The Obession of it is reminds me of my own Obession at times.

When I’m writing I am not just thinking about the next sentence but the ending and beginning. The characters have their motivations and I find myself careful in writing dialog that hopefully will fit them and not my own thoughts for their actions.

I think within reason Obession can be a positive thing when it is controlled or led in a right direction.  Being Obessed with winning in life is a healthy thing. Being obsessed with not giving a fucking is a sure way to get your ass handed to you or the best way of not giving a fuck about the demands other people put on you.

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Guardiandogg

I’m analyzing Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy…He was an odd writer.

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Okay my first introduction to McCarthy was Suttree. I was handed the physical book by a coworker at work. I read a bit of it and then got the audiobook and explored it a bit. I found it odd and like a movie in my mind or sentence that kept running on and on. Not bad but I had to speed it up because I was getting a bit bored with the story.

The same coworker gave me a different title that is the current book, Blood Meridian that I am reading and partly studying. I have never read anything like McCarthy. He had very loose with grammar and strange. It reminds me of a landscape painting of the wild west or mid west scenes of American Wild landscapes.

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I have seen movies about his stories but his written form is strange. I feel a connection with his free style flow and none commitment formality. I’m studying the style. He had a nice poetry pose and western drawl. Hmm. It’s wild.

There is a lot of heavy poetic voice in his writing. It almost brings to my mind a picture of him sitting at his writing desk for hours on end just typing away a bit at a time with dictionary on one end of the desk and bottle of jack Daniels on the other end of the table.

He paints a very vivid dark down and dirty realistic picture of that time period of the western American experience and time in history before the west was fully won and it was born a kin to time of gun smoke and back alley business deals.

Warm Regards

GuardianDogg

Money talk: The decline of the U.S. and rise of Chinese World Power

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The U.S. is fucked. The news article is a hellmouth exclusive so it’s leaning toward the assumptions Biden, the leader of the clown world build bridges with China of communication and plead on bending knees to China to let up financial feud and let The U.S. take charge over the world again in a practical sense and pushing around other countries that the U.S. was used to pushing around.

It ain’t going to fly though. Even though Biden is using Trump tactics on the sly but because he’s an ancient old beta bitch things aren’t going his way.

It’s a money war right now between China/Russia and the U.S. over dominance in the financial dominance of the world. The world is changing and ordinary folks aren’t seeing it until after the fact and they will act like it was always going to end up this way.

It doesn’t matter who the fuck will be the puppet President for the next election in the U.S. China’s dominance is rising and the leaders in charge of clown world can’t stop it. The next couple of years are going to be pretty interesting.

The 2030s are coming soon.

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GuardianDogg

My thoughts on Indiana Jones The Dial of destiny

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This is going to be an overview thought process on the two 2000s movies. I can’t give you a full review because fuck those movies. I barely got through crystal scowl. Fucking hell. They made two movies. Holy shit.

Here’s a sane review of the movie. These are my thoughts on the concept of the aging almost dead old man on another adventure.

Fuck Harrison Ford.

Really. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. I’ve lived long enough to be an old fuck to say it and not give a fuck. Fuck that drunk’n old bastard for even doing these godforshaken movies.

I don’t give a fuck if you love the old dirty bastard for what he did in the past. He killed Han Solo and he effectively killed Indiana Jones for some bullshit mid death fantasy cocain dream of being a young hero again. Fuck um.

Holy fucking shit my Dude. I feel for dude’s and gals that went to watch these movies because of some nostalgic phantom dream of when movies made sense.

Harrison Ford. Holy fucking shit. An 80 year old dirty bastard couldn’t let Indiana Jones ride into the sunset with his Pops to have another adventure and let that shit end.. no. This fucking dude had to be on the big screen one more time making an ass clown of himself just to prove how much of shit head head he really is.

Now. If you enjoyed the movie. Good. I’m glad somebody does. Honestly no bullshit. Somebody has to enjoy this shit for me not go insane pondering who the fuck these movies are for.

Harrison Ford’s time is done. It’s time for new hero for new age…

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Guardiandogg

Life Coaching 101: Checking your assumptions

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Alright now that you’ve listened to your people and your own thoughts. Reality check your assumptions.

Are your assumptions about yourself provable by events and situations that happened in the past. Can you give a statistical analysis that you behave and are the way you are given current situations that repeat themselves in reality?

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Are you a bad ass? If the answer is yes then you should have deta to back up your point of view of reality.

Example. If a dumbass rolls up on you and slaps the piss out of you do you respond by a reverse kick to his balls or do you piss yourself and cry?

The shit happens in life. In whatever form how you respond is the answer to whether or not your pussy or accurate definite bad ass.

Why is this important?

Lying to yourself about your own self image or perception is operating under bad detail. If you want to succeed in life then you should operate by strengths you can be sure are accurate and you can stand on to help you secure your goals in life. Listen to information regarding people telling you how you are but check that shit with past experience to see if it’s facts or some bullshit to puff you up or put you down.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg