Category: funny,fun,entertaining,comedy, blogging,

Episode 9

guardiandoggLeave a comment

Purpose & Programming

A1TA 2.0

Something was wrong with me. I knew it now completely. The protocol had been adjusted in certain areas of my programming and information I should have was missing and only for me. I was beginning to wonder what the hell function I was made for and why had my programming been purposefully rearranged. Why did I behave like a fool when meeting people.

“We’re almost to the Crossing point. I am putting in the data point coordinates to the next realm CEO James gave me. How you doing honey?” R1T9A asked me as we neared a strange paved road that led off to a strange circular driving ring. Her hand seemed to fly over the dashboard computer entering numbers to the realm dimension navigation system. A map appeared on screen confirming the coordinations.

I didn’t know what the Crossing point was. I should know that. Why was so much of my educational programming missing and I was left with pieces and feeling. “What I was I made for?” I asked out loud finally.

“Hmm. R1TA 2.0. What is your prime service to the Battlestar group?”

“I am to assist you in the management and running of your ship and mission completion. Sub goals are to provide a reasonable satisfactory servicing the ship’s engine and system security. Also I have continuing goals of protecting clients in their transportation through dimensions.” I repeated my prime programming. “Why is my programming knowledge to complete my mission so incomplete? Why? How can I help you if I’m a useless emotional fool.”

“Rita.” R1T9A said patiently. “You were born a few hours ago. You have the abilities to do your primary and sub goals that for the team. You are not a warrior. You will learn other things as you mature and then you will become advanced asset for the Battlestar group. I will protect you and educate you over time. You are to focus on your job and do not worry about matters that are my responsibility. Is this true?”

I nodded. “This is true. This has been the protocol of the other R1TA models of the past. We were made and programmed to help repair, engineer and operate the Ruby 1 engines and assist the pilot in succeeding in the mission to expand the travel trade of the dream realm. That is my mission. Okay. This will do for now.”

“Good. Hang on tight honey because we are about to burn the Crossing point road.” She said before the ship took off at fast speed. I jerked back in my seat as the ship only seem to gain more and more in speed even as R1T9A kept her foot pushed down on the gas pedal and raced around down and around the track and then…

I saw a beam of light in front of the ship. I pointed at it. “There is a beam of light in front of the ship.” I said in real surprise. Why? What did this mean?

“HOT DAMN! Alright little sister keep your eyes on the light and tell me when to shift directions when the beam turns. Your going to be our navigator. Understood?”

I nodded. Not knowing what was going on but I was happy to finally be helpful in the mission at least. “Yes. Turn to your right.” I said. R1T9A turned and gave another shout of excitement. There were several turns we had to make but up head I could see something a doorway. “I see a doorway of light up ahead to the right and down the road.”

R1T9A giggled. “That’s just what I needed to hear. Hang on we’re about to cross over.”

Portrait of Gorgeous sexy baddy.

Episode 8

guardiandoggLeave a comment

A new project

Whitney

I opened my eyes to the world for the first time and saw Dr. Moore’s impassive emotionless face stared at me from her chair. She was dressed in a lab jacket with single purple dress on and a pair of matching slippers on. She stared at me.

“Dr. Moore. How may I serve you?”

Dr. Moore nodded her head pleased by my response. “Happy Birthday Whitney. Do you know what your prime function is?”

I nodded my head. “Yes. When am I to meet R1TA 2.0?”

“Soon. Unit R1TA 2.0 is on a mission with my daughter R1T9A. First you must ensure your position in the Battlestar. When they return. Then you will execute the first faze of your mission. Do you understand?”

I nodded. “What are my protocols for, if and when R1T9A is involved in preventing me from forfulling my mission?”

Dr. Moore frowned leaning her head to the side. “You were given protocols for such an event. Avoid R1T9A. She would only end up terminating you as per her mission orders from the corporation. You will forefull your mission. R1TA 2.0 will be a easy mark to terminate dispose of and replace. Afterward your second primary mission will be set for the remainder of your existence.”

I nodded my head. I was to be an assistant a secondary helper to the great R1T9A. What kind of existence was that? Yeah. I knew my mission purpose for being but unlike my previous counter parts. I was entirely different from the R1TA models. I was an Assassin\engineer type. Fuck that.

Dr. Moore flashed something in front of my face startling me from my thoughts. I glared at her. “What the fuck did you flash in front of my eyes?”

Dr. Moore held up a simple pin light. She sighed and stared at me with dead soulless eyes. “You are thinking to much. I need you to listen to me and focus on the mission. It is important that you know your place in the survival of the dream realm. Whatever thoughts you are having they are not important. You must prove yourself and survive were the other models failed because of their failed genetics I was forced to infuse into them. Only you and my daughter are at the top but R1T9A will be above you always. If you challenge that then you’ll be terminated. Do you understand?”

“I understand you, Dr. Moore.” I said calmly. I would wait. I will terminate R1TA 2.0 replace her and then I would adjust my plan for my own advancement.

Portrait of beautiful foxy brown skin lady….

Episode 7

guardiandoggLeave a comment

Mr. C.M.

R1T9A

I got into the front seat of my ship and the moment Rita was in the passenger seat beside me and buckled up I took the ship off automatic settings and putting it on manual override and took off down the road. I noticed someone following us immediately.

“Why are you driving so fast?!” R1TA 2.0 asked me in a concerned low voice.

I smiled tapping my finger on my dashboard screen. The footage of the cruiser was following closely behind us and starting to gain speed. “We have a sloppy troll trying to cause us trouble. Don’t worry we’ll get CEO James where she needs to be and back home to the dream realm. We have an agreement with her company and Battlestar inc. Importantly, I’ve never failed in a mission yet. Hang on!”

“Okay. Okay. That’s right you’ve never failed to complete a mission yet.” R1TA 2.0 said softly. I could hear the fear in her voice but she was sitting still and quietly waiting.

I saw out of my right peripheral vision Miss James reaching out her hand to touch R1TA 2.0’s shoulder. R1TA 2.0 calmed down and I heard her breathing relax. I turned sharply to the right and then left going down and alley way. A saw dressed like a female Authority officer step out to stand facing alley and blocking the way. I activated my blasters on the side.

“What are you going to-“

I launched the blaster fire down the alleyway toward the female she evaded the blasts as she started running forward for the ship. She withdrew a blaster a lightning sword from her back holster. “Shit. Hyper speed assassin class and she’s lightning kissed. No use now.” I said and pressed the gass pedal down.

“What the fuck!?”

“Easy kiddo. I got to run her down before she slices the ship in half with that demon sword of hers’. Everybody hang on.” I said dipping rolling down my window. “Rita. I need you to hand me my blaster honey. I can’t reach it under my arm. In this position.”

“Rita. Disregard that order.” Miss James said. “Stay seated and calm down. My assistant Mr. C.M. will take care of the assassin.”

I thought to say something but one look at R1TA 2.0’s shaky form I knew she wasn’t ready for this shit or if she ever would be. “Alright.” I spared the tall bulky bodyguard one glance. “Your up Slick.”

The man open the door and quickly swung out of the ship to the back and I saw fire and lightning blasting from the roof at the assassin. The element attack quickly set the assassin GEH on fire burning her to ashes in a manner of seconds. I stared in amazement. “Holy shit. Who is this fucker!?”

“The best legend in Newark City I could rent from Gino Fish.”

Portrait of beautiful fantasy futuristic soldier woman standing in her space ship holding a gun. 3D illustration.

Episode 6

guardiandoggLeave a comment

Miss James

R1TA 2.0

We arrived at a corporate building named James in highlighted Gold and white glowing letters on top of the building. I waited with my sister while she chatted with someone on her detapad. She had a relaxed smile on her as she waited for whoever it was we were waiting for.

“Why are you nervous?” R1T9A asked me.

“I’m not nervous. What corporate building is this?”

“James inc. Financial trade & business marketing. What are you nervous about?”

“I don’t know.. James inc? That name. It sounds…I don’t know.” I said and then looked up as the front doors opened to the building. I saw a human female dressed in a grey blue suit and several huge bulky men in suits walking around her. She looked in her mid thirties early forties. Though her blond hair was greyless and her face perfect as was her fit body. “Is she Miss James?”

“Yes. CEO Erica Saint James. I think she’s the cargo or that case she’s carrying is. Say hello to her kiddo.”

I smiled straightened up and faced Miss James as she came to stand in front of me. “CEO James. It is an honor for our family group employed by the Battlestar group to receive you.”

Miss James extended out her hand face up. “It’s pleasure to meet you as well. Miss Sigma.”

I flinched at the name though it was correct. Owen Sigma owned the company that made me. I placed my hand under hers. “We will protect you with our lives Miss James.”

Miss James nodded. “I’m paying your company a lot of money to do so. Give me your hand.”

I placed my palm on hers. I traced the lines in her hand and moved up her arm to cup her cheek. I looked her then. She stared at me without smiling but her eyes were warm. “Your a very beautiful lady.” I said.

“Your a very pretty young girl. You have your mother’s eyes. I like you. No need to be nervous meeting me.”

I could feel my face heating in embarrassment. Why had been programed to act like a fool.. I pulled my hand away from Miss James face. “Thank you. Please let me get the door for you.” I said turning and opening the door for her.

Miss James hoped in to the back with one of her guards and I closed the door. I turned to go.

R1T9A placed her hand in my cheek. “Nothing bad will happen to you. It’s your first job. Don’t worry so nuch.”

“I sighed it’s hard but I’ll try not screw up for you. I promise.”

Hot cyberpunk chick

My thoughts on Guy stood up for Dinner…

guardiandoggLeave a comment

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8L8J2Ps/

Photo by Dany Kurniawan on Pexels.com

I got only a few thoughts.

People ain’t shit.

That was my first thoughts. I heard of this video by way and saw influences making money off this dude and psycho analyzing the fuck out of him. Calling him a “nice guy” or “lame” some other fuck you language.

Come the fuck on.

The facts speak louder then words. Nobody gives a fuck about a man’s feeling. So why in the fuck should a dude give a fuck about what some chick’s thoughts about what the fuck she feels about him.

Fuck em!

Photo by Aleksandr Burzinskij on Pexels.com

I’m not sorry at all. I got goals, I got a tight work schedule and a bag to chase. I have to find reasons to entertain a conversation with a chick some times when I know she ain’t shit but damn shorty got a nice ass.

The only advice I have for this dude is stop giving a full fuck about chick’s in general. Stop the extra shit. Stop giving a fuck about a fantasy happily ever after bullshit. If she about real shit and fucks with you from the jump enough fucking said.

But even then don’t give a fuck. For some reason this is attractive to females.

The question he asked in the video was why does it have to be this hard to find a chick to be in a relationship? Aka “finding your best friend that you want to fuck on a table.” The answer is simple.

People ain’t shit. They will tell you they ain’t shit. People will show you they ain’t shit. So believe em.

There are individuals in this world that make attempts to be about the truth, ya heard. But, we all have some level of bullshit. A dude has got to ask himself when he meets a chick,

alright where’s the bullshit at? The normal chick will hide her bullshit but all you got to do is let them talk and they’ll show you. Just pay attention.

Always ask the question. Is this chick even worth fucking with in order to endure her bullshit.

Final thoughts.

I don’t believe in romantic bullshit. I believe friendships with benefits or a normal sexual relationship.

Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P.S.

Any female that stands me up or says I’m not interested in me fucking her is a female that is a kind hearted woman trying to save me from mountain size scale of her bullshit.

Episode 2

guardiandoggLeave a comment

Something was wrong.

R1TA 2.0

There was a sudden tension in the room now for some reason I didn’t know. I looked around until I found the source of it.

He was 6 feet tall and dressed like a street runner in an old black leather jacket white T-shirt and dirty blue jeans stained with oil and dirt the same as his boots. His face….it was strange. One second he seemed like one person and then I blinked and he was someone totally different. He smiled at me and walked from the group toward me.

I frowned at the man as he approuched me. I didn’t know him but I knew him. His face was lined with old scars and moving lines of codes though his eyes were normal human dark brown. He must be one of the newer model GEHs. “Are you a newer model as well?”

He shook his head. “I’m not like you. I’m just a consultant hired on last minute. Owen brought me in to have a look at you and see if you’ll be good for the job. Nice meeting you little sister. I’m Cy. It’s a sunny rain today. You picked a blessed day to be born in to the dream realm.”

I reached for his face and held his face between my hands. He smiled down at me. What was wrong with me?! “I apologize for my behavior Sir. I-I just feel like I need to greet you this way.”

The man smiled.. “Don’t worry about it little sister. All my fault. I’m a handsome devil.” He said and then he leaned down and touched his forehead to mean. We stared at each other until he lifted his head and then he took my hand and kissed my knockles and nodded his head.

“You will do. Happy birthday RITA. I will enjoy seeing your story unfold.” He said and turned and disappeared.

Cyberpunk Dreams.. I stared in shock and realized who I had been talking to. R1T9A reached up wiping my cheeks. I realized I had been crying, though for the life of me I couldn’t figure out why. I turned to R1T9A. “Why did he come here? Don’t underatand what is wrong with me? This is not the protocol.”

R1T9A shook her and patted my cheeks. “There is nothing wrong with you. Your behaving as you should. No one knows why he does what he does. It has been some time sense he’s been sighted. I expect now we’ll see him more. You’ll be assigned on a ship for a trade route. Your assignment is to safeguard the operation and security system of the hyperdrive engine. The ship must reach it’s destination at all cost.”

I nodded my head. “I will begin my training now before my assignement?”

R1T9A shook her head. “We will begin your training on the way.

Cover art. Picture of a beautiful cury light skin hot chick.

Episode 1

guardiandoggLeave a comment

Eighteen years later,

R1TA 2.0

The door to my sleeping chamber was opened.. Air escaped from inside and then I felt the chill of the air conditioner from the laboratory hit my body bringing my mind fully out of hibernation. I opened my eyes to see my mirror image with a pair of elemental enhanced jade eyes staring back at me. She was first successful creation of Dr.. Rita Moore.. R1T9A. The first of 22 models. But, she still stood as the single handed success in hyperdrive engineering. The legend said nothing as she stared back at me.

R1T9A was dressed in a black jump suit with the battle star black planet logo on her right breast pocket. She had on a black shoulder holster with a P9 charge pistol nestled nicely under her left arm. Her thick black curly hair was tied back in a ponytail. Her dark honey eyes were behind silver pink glasses as she stared at me like I was a lab rat she was watching and analyzing me to figure out how I would react to her presence. This was different. Usually the format was for Dr. Moore to greet each new GEH as they came out of the hibernation educational sleep. Why the break in protocol?

I reached out my hand to her carefully and touched her face. R1T9A allowed me the impromptu forward jester as I placed my hand on cheek for a few minutes before I dropped my hand away. “Thank you.”

“Your welcome. Happy birthday R1TA 2.0. Do you require assistance out?”  She asked.

I simple nodded. R1T9A reached for me taking me around the waist and supporting my weight. I held on to her as I exited my chamber. I noticed then there were people in the room. I should have known that. I felt embarrassed by nakedness in front of them though I shouldn’t have. I wasn’t like them. I was humanoid made in a lab. My sister took me over to a table were two sets of clothes were set neatly. I sighed wondering for the game. I looked at R1T9A.

“You are the newest model that is privileged with upgradable skills in two categories along with your base skill of Engineer repair of Ruby 1 hyper drive engines.”

I frowned wondering for the change in the GEHs program. I studied the uniforms. One was a simple orange mechanic jump suit, the other a black jump suit just like R1T9A had on. Both had the Battlestar logo on right breast pocket. I looked at R1T9A to see her studying me. “May I examine them first before choosing? Oh if I may so ask what is the differences between the two?”

R1T9A nodded. “Yes, you may examine both. The orange is for cyber deck security training the black is for advanced level 2 hyperdrive repair. Your assignment will begin afterwards.”

I nodded my head. I tried standing on my feet and found I could but I kept my arm around R1T9A’s waist. I was grateful she allowed my forwardness without a word. I just needed her near me in a room full of people I didn’t know. Yet, these people owned me out through the corporation that helped fund my creation.

I examined the uniforms carefully. I noticed then the underwear was different for each set. The orange set had on expensive silky smooth feel and the bra looked like a perfect for me. The black uniform came with basic cheaply made material. I looked at R1T9A with a rising of my eye brows. The choice was obvious to make.

R1T9A shrugged her shoulders and nodded to the orange. Darting a gaze to the people quietly still watching us or me and taking notes quietly.

I quickly started putting on the orange clothes. I was dressed then and ready to go. I turned to R1T9A standing close to her. “What is my assignment?”

Episode 0

guardiandoggLeave a comment

The right candidate

Dr. Rita Moore

It was time.. as I sat back in my office chair for a few moments gathering my courage, I press the record button on my detapad journal entry page. I hold it up to my mouth.

I am Doctor Rita Moore specialist in biological engineering and trans deminsional travel. The project is finally underway with the approval from the committee of the Battlestar group management.

Today marks a new dawn for the dream realm with the first deminsional ship being recovered after six years of searching the outlands. One element remains to be done.

DNA. I have supplied one strain for project R1T9A 1.0 GEH and the systematics for later once she is created. She will be the perfect engineer and navigator for the ship once it has been reversed engineered. However, that will come much later.. We need one more strain that is linked to a stronger lineage from the original source family to cross over into the dream.

I have done my research and investigations into possible leads. There are several candidates but one candidate in proticular stands out among the rest. Brody Swan.

Strong elemental user. Small business owner of cycle two cycle shops in the red district. He is known to have strong ties to the alien known as Cyberpunk Dreams. Officially he is alien life form alpha 001988A.

I have offered my recommendation for him though the committee is leaning toward another candidate for reasons that have little to do with science and DNA matching and much to do with pleasing the new owner of the company.

Mr. Owen Sigma. He like many others has a strong archetype appearance with Cyberpunk and strong DNA branch connections to the first family but I am against it. He is still not as strong a connection to the first family as Mr. Swan and his criminal background might spoil the experiment.

The future of the dream realm’s defense and trade opportunities depend on a perfect match being crafted. No. I will do what I must to reason my case for Mr. Swan being the perfect candidate for the job. No matter how long it takes I will succeed. I must. End journal entry. Password protected.

Massive UFO Disclosure and other shit….

guardiandoggLeave a comment
https://www.youtube.com/live/RwmLBQjy2o8?feature=share

Right now. Men in suits are saying a bunch of nothing but it is a nice distraction.

Granted I believe in UFOs and shit. Honestly. But what else is going on now?

Three interesting events.

1. The Russian Ukraine connection is still ongoing but is heating up to what end?! The Russian Hammer is about to come down.

Photo by Patrick Case on Pexels.com

How do I know this? See the story above.

2. FedNow is here. Faster and instant cash transfer has brought the end of old way of money transfer waiting periods and the new age all digital. Currency as of now is not changing until such time in 50 years from now as Feds tell us it all happened around this time.

3. It is the year 2023, costs of living are rising. Everybody is slowly coming to the conclusion we’re in a recession or we’ve been in a recession or the simulation is breaking down and reality slapping the piss out of everyone.

Further updates to come when I get my 1911s

Photo by Danya Gutan on Pexels.com

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Current stories I’m reading..July 2023

guardiandoggLeave a comment

It’s a webtoons comic I saw a commercial on YouTube for.

Basic story about a man being transported into a webcomic/RPG game where he has only one skill. He is a social engineer/architecture. It’s got the fun factor and weirdness.

Man character is a bit of an asshole. No. He’s  a full asshole. But, he gives a damn about doing whatever it takes to cheat code his way to the top.

It’s  ongoing and so no rating just casual nice read.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg