Superbowl Sunday…Yeah. Yeah. Whose excited?!

Not much going on. Oh yeah there’s a super bowl Sunday happening in this side of the western clown world. Two teams are playing that nobody gives a fuck about and I find myself sighing for what if’s.

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I’m at a different point in my life where I see the bullshit everywhere now. In movies, in the news and in the face of the decade that conveys every bit of contempt I have for the rulers of the west. They won’t stop. They set this face in front of me and it conveys the depths of what is clown world. This is the face of NFL Football.

What do I have against Taylor Swift? Nothing at all. Average looking, flat chest, no ass having chick with a good work effort. It’s the fuckers that keep reminding me about this chick I didn’t give a fuck about that are my problem. It is a personal hobby of mean to live my life ignoring shit I don’t give a fuck about. I realized later in life the beauty of admitting I don’t give a fuck about certain things but there are people in this life that do. More power to you but for me but please one day acknowledge the people that don’t give a fuck about your shit or at least leave us the fuck alone about your shit.

Warm Regards

GuardianDogg

Astro Bros Episode 13

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Movie Review: Other People’s Money (1991)

The master speaks….

Short hand: Fast paced straight to the point story staring Danny Vito as Mr. Larry the Liquidator” Garfield about a corporate takeover of a business for the soul purpose of shit canning one division so that the corporation as a whole can make more money so that the business can be stripped of the assets and sold off in pieces.

Larry is an honest business man that doesn’t waste any time in bullshiting around but lays it out on the table and tells you how it fucking is. He is in your face and telling you what he wants and he don’t give a fuck how you feel about it because he’s coming to get the bag..

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This is a beloved movie from my childhood that inspired me to one day become a investor. It’s a fast paced elegent dance and game of making money that gets me. There is a comedy and romance to make it more digestible to the general audience that are for the most part consumers. The writing and directing of the film is smooth like slick talking Bronx millionaire.

Another thing about the romance…Larry ain’t leading his life by his dick. He’s in it for the money and if the chick ain’t down with the way his is going well….the chick is going to fall in line and bring him the fucking bag because energy around top tier alpha makes a chick’s clothes melt off. Larry is HIM.

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Spoiler alert: Larry gets the bag and his chick brings him another bag for the bonus…how about that shit?

Warm Regards

What is my blog/website? Willy Wonka’s Def Jam Remix Comedy show!

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I really thought about this all week. I’m going to say I love my shit. I love writing shit that is just off the wall crazy, sexy and down and dangerous weird. Everything just flows out of my imagination and drive to experiment and test concepts of fiction, dreams, politics and comedy. Mixing them all in a bowl in my mind and pouring out words from my finger-tips out into one website.

Growing up Willy Wonka & The chocolate Factory (1971)

That’s my jam. I kept thinking of a moment before Willy opens the door and tells his guests that they’re about to walk into the main room of his factory where all his dreams and visions come true. A paradise of Willy’s creation and imagination.

I love the movie. That’s my childhood right there. I thought about my blog and what it’s become over a few short years of rebranding and re-focus. It’s almost close to becoming my own little Chocolate Factory but online. A nice little spot. Where you the reader or drive by surfer of the internet gets a delight for the day or week.

I’ve always loved comedy. Def Jam Comedy another favorite my childhood. I think of the most glorious times of my life was when I was crying tears of pure joy as I fought to breath from laughing so hard.

That’s what this space is to me. Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory of imagination and a Def Jam Comedy specials. It’s a place where we are just here to have so fucking fun with song bird language being the sweet delight to internal voice. The love of the written language is my jam and I just can’t life to seriously. Especially when life’s moments are just too damn funny not to laugh about it. I need imagination and a good laugh.

I built something special here and now it’s time to put some steroids’ in this shit. I got ideas about where I want to take the site and my blog and I’m going to experiment and enjoy taking it to the limits of my imagination.

Warm Regards

GuardianDogg

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I want to start fake beef on the internet…

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I really do. I want to start a fake weird circus fight that just the exchange of words between opponents will be the funniest shit around or funny to me at least. I would put on my game face.

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Put on my fighting gear, weapons and then start going at it with my opponent.

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That’s the dream. I’m a hundred percent sure some dumbass is going to still think the shit is real and have me laughing even harder.

Some times fake drama and unicorn mma fights are good food for soul.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Midnight’s children by Salman Rushdie. My bucket reading list book

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What books do you want to read?

I haven’t read any of Rushdie’s book but this one book is the one book I want to read for simple fact it’s something I want to study and read at the same time.

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I found out about this book from a book nerd that reviewed the book and loved it.

I liked his passionate about the book and the style of the storytelling. The idea behind the story just made me want to not only read the book but the genre and style of a mixture magical realism.

reasons I haven’t read the book yet.

  1. I’ve been writing books and have a back log of other books I’ve read and enjoyed.
  2. Time. My time is kinda tight right now with writing and joggling between my day career and business interests.
  3. I just haven’t made the time.

The last point is the most important. Making the time to buy the book and read it. Is the hardest part for me right now. Making the time to read a book is something I never thought I would have in the later part of my life.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Astro Bros Episode 7

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Astro Bros Episode 6

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The political theater: Trump vs the entire world! Episode ? Final season

Ron Desantis is out and there are some candidates still….fuck all the bullshit it’s Trump vs His royal highness Joe Biden the commander and Chief of the Clown party Empire…

It is what it fucking is.

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The outcome at the end of the rainbow doesn’t matter at this point. The migrant invasion of over a million and above will be a interesting pot of gold everyone in America will be tasting for next hundred years but really we’ll probably see the immediate outcome by 2033.

Don’t get me wrong the U.S. currency is more of a immediate concern for me personally. The shift over into the new system is coming so I have to be ready for that.. I’m down for whatever. I’m a nine percent kind ah guy.

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This is my theory:

Fifty percent of Americans don’t give fuck because they’re eating their tv dinners and watching the news hoping for someone to put Trump under the jail. The forty percent are welcoming everybody in with open arms, love simp-pity and all that bullshit. The nine percent are prepared for whatever or have gotten the fuck out Tombstone before somebody says draw. America is divided on all fronts but when the Gunsmoke clears we’ll be here but hopefully all the assholes will be gone from passing themselves to death out of fear.

My predictions for the election. The fight to put Trump out will heat up even more come November. It’s a tush up who will pull the must tricks but hey in between all that we’re in the season of goble war War WARS!!!

Warm Regards

Terry Sergio: Burning Bridges Episode 10

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END OF SERIES 1…..

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Terry Sergio: Burning Bridges Episode 9

Twelve months later…..

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