A tale of two alphas and the need to compete….

Okay here’s the story

You have one alpha male we’ll name C-unit on YouTube that has a small channel and is competing in his chosen art. Comedy. Like all alpha’s he wants to compete and be on the top of the hill. 100k or A million subscribers.

C-uint’s comedy is okay. Hits and one to many misses. He sits at 20k. He is an alpha so it will never be enough even though in real life he’s millionaire and well off.

Now. Last year a dude we’ll call KB who also happens to be a millionaire starts off at similar small number of subscribers but advances to the top because of him throwing back killer comeback jokes at other millionaires in a counter attack move. KB even gives C-uint a bomp in popularity by having him on his channel.

C-uint is funny but not as funny as KB at roasting dudes at a scale that draws 100k views. C-uint is completely a alpha.

KB is an alpha that is selective about who he competes with and why.

One year later, C-uint issues the first strike at KB to challenge his position. It isn’t obvious at first he just makes fun of KB and gives his thoughts on KB and what he thinks is a sign of weakness in KB regarding a matter that don’t got shit to do with him. C-uint is an alpha.

C-unit gets tired of KB ignoring his challenge so he gets direct and calls him a weak bitch and his subscribers cult followers and all the bullshit.

Me at the time. I’m thinking. I’m wondering why the fuck C-uint cares about another man’s business or issues with another millionaire?

KB comes back with a rebuff. “I don’t know you and you don’t know me or the details about the issue your talking about.. Find something else to talk about.” KB says and doesn’t mention C-uint by name.

C-unit goes live and says, “I ain’t afraid of you.”

Hmm. KB didn’t say or imply C-unit was afraid of him. So it hits me this morning.

This is some alpha bullshit.

C-uint is trying to lock horns in a alpha match for dominance with KB on YouTube.

It sounds stupid as hell but did I mention C-uint has been having a silent comedy biff for years with another dude named Ceno that happens to be associated with KB?

This shit is way more interesting to me then the goings of whether Joe Biden is alive or really the Crept Keeper and Chief.

Warm regards

Guardiandogg

That time I wanted to be a Professional YouTuber and realized that it was a bullshit passing thought

You ever had a thought money related only to realize it was just a passing brain fart.

Brain Fart: I passing stupid thought not all reasonable or productive.

I only had the thought for a few months before I realized I hate making videos for money and I much prefer written form and podcasts a close second to my urges at creating.

I could produce a video once I had subject but most of the time it would be bullshiting and the costs of improvement never paid off. My heart could never be in it.

I am a writer and a bard. I much prefer reading blog posts, articles and books in general when I have the time. The writen word is my natural arena.

Second in pair is spoken word or as I like to think of it, a Bard’s voice. To this day that is where my heart has stored up memories of the time when I was moved to emotion and purpose by the command and enchantment of a Bard’s voice on stage.

The practice and vocation is as old as men breathing words and gathering around their clan and tribesmen to speak the stories of old and the morals of timeless virtues.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Okay let’s face it YouTube is an old fuck dying on the shitter. (Comedy)

Hold on!

Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m an old fuck myself but YouTube holy holy

Holy fucking shit is that bitch looking like an old whore on her last dick to sit on.

First of all. The mother fucking commercials, my dude. You will say well you could get YouTube Red my dude. No commercials.

Ah my dude. I watch my favorite channels on Bitchute and every other place on the internet. No commercials.  No bullshit boner pill commercials or adds asking me if I know about squarespace.

Fucking bullshit. That’s the problem. I can’t watch a video without the “content creator” telling me about an algorithm or YouTube pulling down channels that don’t kiss the pimp ring of Pimp Cocain Mac Daddy DNC.

The fucking bullshit ride never ends. Shilling is the past time of the modern day YouTube propaganda entertainment machine. My information and attention is the cash I pay with.

I don’t give a damn. Mother fucker entertain me at least. I thought this was the agreement between YouTube and me.

Fucking hell. Propaganda used to be about hiding the shit by being entertaining enough.

Yes. Yes. I am ranting. Hold my beer a second.

Damn it to hell and back. YouTube is old on it’s death legs my dude. It’s a damn fucking shame. I used to rock with it hard but now fuck me running I’m getting fucking bored of the site.

[Cobra Kai not with standing. Great show I don’t give two shits about and I watched every Karate Kid movie. I earned my nerd points.]

Let me summarize this shit.

1) commercials

2) Shilling on videos

3) dumbass suck at propaganda.

4) I’m older then YouTube and even have moments when I want to take the old girl out to the back of the barn and put her down with a shot gun.

Pause.

Does any of this sound like the ridiculous ramblings of an old ass fuck. Well it’s intentional. I’m just fucking with you.

Come on my dude. Come on my guy. I knew you weren’t fooled but I damn sure got some dumbass half way through this post angry about my  “hate posting” about YouTube. Get the fuck out of here.

Hot damn! I’m good. Give me a like if you found this shit funny. I fucking did.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg