Office Space the perfect example of SSH

I watched that movie on a regular cycled mix on comedy central in the early 2000s. It was a weird movie to me and hocked me from the jump.

I think now it’s partly the reason men of my generation were so disenchanted about office space job life. Now a days I find it rare to meet a young person that doesn’t want to hustle or make a name himself or live a life of entrepreneur ownership.

Anyway, the character rank types in that film really hit home for me recently.

The story. You know the story. Come on my dude. Dude hates his corporate job gets some balls. He gets himself into trouble. Everything works out and he gets into a job he loves and has a hot girlfriend.

Main character Peter at the beginning of the film is a whinny bitch. He’s good at his job but hates his job but still works at it and whins and has a alpha bitch fiancĂ©e that has his balls in her purse. There is a hint of gamma, gamma mother fucking bitch around him at first.

He gets deprogramed from being a bitch and becomes a Sigma. He no longer gives a damn my dude about the bullshit job he hates or social scripts people demand he follow or is lead by the balls by anyone. He steps to a girl he likes and asks her out not giving a damn whether or not she says yes or no. He simple loses the fear of rejection and says fuck it.

Joanne is the top tier girlfriend.

Bill – alpha boss. – a bit of an asshole but has the lazy ease of leadership and command.

The Bobs – the Bravos

Samir – Mr. Delta.

Michael – Bravo with a bit of a beta bitch in the mix.

Milton – the omega. Hands down and to prove his credibility he burns down the fucking company that was fucking with him.

End of film Samir and Michael get corporate jobs again. They’re comfortable in that industry and they want to advance up SSH. Peter has a shit eating grin on his face because he’s a construction worker now and finally out of the bullshit and still getting pussy and where are the gammas? Those bitches quit before the beginning of the film my dude. But, I like to think they’re crying in bed of tears because the company burned down.


Warm Regards,


Black Rambos SSH lingo…Alpha or Beta bitch

Black Rambos have their own Socio-sexual Hierarchy or at least a simplified version.

Black Rambos are typical born in conflict and shaped in war. They by and large have to deal with a whole lot of shit that pushes you into being dominant in life and around others and confident in yourself because survival of your fucking mind and self esteem depend on it. Conflict is every fucking where unless your protecting from most of the shit like bitch or a beta.

You got to be the alpha in the black tribe if not of the family then at least of yourself and around other men. You don’t let a female or black power princess look down on you.

Betas are the opposite completely. They have delusions about life and simp on a dime to a black power princess. They get no pussy and they fucking go nowhere in life because no black Rambo was around to tell them.

“You don’t wait for someone to give you the car. You get your balls up, you get a job, you start a business, you figure out some way of assorting yourself because being a Black Rambo means your alpha dominant man in suit with a hot feminine chicka on the side and the car keys to BMW on the other side.” – from Black Rambo handbook.

That’s some real talk my dude. But, once again I ain’t a black Rambo. I’m a Highlander.

Warm Regards,


SSH or as I like to call it from chad to bitch ass simp

The socio-sexual hierarchy inspired by Vox Day

The Chad sits at the top he is the leader and anker of the male group. He’s the jokerster, if there is a female around then he’s the dude that is charming the panties off a shorty with a smile and a grin. He isn’t a bad guy. He’s the guy everybody likes. The man looked to when the shit hits the fan to lead the men through the shit.

Notable mentions: Chadwick boseman (holy shit)

Bravo is second to the Chad in domance and leadership. He’s the wing man and the dude that can be counted on to to keep the order of the group and make sure the chad’s orders get done.

Mr. Delta is the middle man of a group. Able to follow orders and commands and demands respect in his field and effort for the group. Often the social able gentleman always up for the brothers at work to have a laugh at him.

Gamma Gamma mother fucking bitch. This asshole is the work place shit starter. When everyone is trying to get shit done this asshole is trying sniff shorties and piss off the Chad by being a trouble starting bitch. Holy shit.


My guy have you ever been around a dude that just don’t want to get along. He got to say some fucked up shit on the sly and piss off the group because the dick head is jealous of the fucking chad’s hot ass wife.

Holy shit. This bitch ass is no end of trouble. The minute he’s caught in some bullshit of his own making this bitch ass tries to flip that shit on some one else and act like he’s the offended party and then trying to hit up the Delta’s wife on the low. Holy shit. This bitch is a shepherd for the devil. A male with a masters degree in female bullshit. Holy mother fucking shit.

Sigma. The quiet one. Often fucked with a little . temperamental failure in multiple shit tests. Expert in his field of study. You got to watch this dude and keep a distance because he smells like shit.

The Outsider. The lone wolf. The seducer of the females and the dominant figure people look to when the chad isn’t around.  He knows the SSH order of things but he don’t give a shit. He knows enough to not get muscled into the alpha position. Fuck that nosie he wants to do his own thing and not be fitted into a fucking box.


This dude is a fucking mystery dude and he ain’t one to agree to be controlled or led by the alpha anywhere my dude. He does have a minor fault. If you see him beating the shit out of talkative, shit talking, trouble making asshole clown. You can bet money on that shit that it’s a gamma that he’s getting the business end of royal flush beat down.

Warm Regards,