Alright let’s talk about what a racist is? Their not what you think. It’s way more funnier.

Now let’s defend terms. In the guardiandogg fashion of course.

Racist

(Personal Noun.)

A mother fucker that thinks you ain’t human. No real reason why they think this. It’s like a child’s belief in the easter bunny or Crept Keeper Joe being a President. He or she is a retarded human being who can’t tell you the name of the galaxy we’re in or what fucking century we’re in.

I am not talking about anyone austic, mentally challenged or has an IQ of a ten year old in a 40 year old body. These fuckers are fucking nut balls and rare.

Now with that out of the way. I’ve always had a thing for blades, swords, knives and 1911s. Why? I am an American Highlander I cew on Iron and I spit out bullets.

Anyway, I was a young lad with my mother and we were out shopping at the black market underground. There were many items out for sale. But, a table of knives and swords caught my eye. I was twelve or eleven at the time. A blond lady in sun glasses and leather jacket and jeans sat at the table smoking a cig and looking angry. I asked the lady about the knives.

The bitch ignores me like I ain’t talking to her. I turned to my mother and she just as confuses but looks funny. I turned back and wave my fucking hand in her face. I don’t know. Maybe she can’t see me or she’s blind. The bitch sits there like I don’t exist or ain’t there.

My mother grabs my arm and drags me away looking pissed. She knows what’s up but doesn’t tell me shit. I figure it out though.

She was a fucking retarded human otherwise known as a true racist. Every time I’ve encountered a real one they all have this quielty of brain dead retarded human shit for brain mindset. These fuckers can’t function in western society even as pussfied as we are now.

They really do believe that bullshit eugenics shit. They really do believe in that white people are humans and Black Rambos are a 3 5th tax bracket shit. They really do believe that their all just a bunch of violent monkeys shit.

Come on my dude. Fucking magick spells and brainwashing. Fucking wizards in dresses trying to justify making money off a tribe of people. Yesterday it was Negro Slave today it’s African American pimp cocain democrat. The shit show goes on.

Now my skin folk like to call any shit kicker or white person racist just because the fucker don’t like em or fucker call them some bullshit to spark an emotional violent female response. That’s how they roll to each his own bullshit.

This is my perceptive….

The thing is any dude that acknowledges you exist or even can sit down and talk with you like your human…well I don’t see that person as a racist. They just don’t like me. Worse he or she is some stranger saying some shit about me.

Let’s keep it one hundred would you give a fuck either if they were cursing you on the street as you were walking to work. Wouldn’t you think they were some random crazy or drunken hobo?

So a dude doesn’t like me? I can accept that. I can respect a dude that isn’t a beta bitch simp and man’s up and tells me he doesn’t like me. Fuck em. I don’t give a fuck about what some fucking dude thinks about me. Let alone a whole bunch of fuckers think about me. I got to many other people I rock with that like me just fine.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Fuck Disney with an Iron rod no lube (comedy)

Fuck Disney. Well 21st century shithole Disney at least the jury is still out on 90s Disney.

I fucking hate Disney. Just thinking about Beauty and the Beast. Fucking Mullan?!

Fucking bitch ass company.

No it ain’t because of star wars Disney shit edition movies or the fifty hundred marvel comic movies…

Wait. Fuck it. I changed my mind it’s all that shit rolled into one horse shit hill of domonic proportions issue. The one thing no fucking stars fan gives a damn about really.

The John Boyega connondrum.

It’s an old story but the shit never gets old for me.

I’m not going to say the word because in general the word has lost it’s power. So I’ll say marketing Issue.

Let’s go back in time to the year of our Obama, 2015.

Disney’s a cheap whore that’s been after big daddy China money. They had a new movie from a classic series.

Star Wars. The force awakens

Here’s my review: watch A New Hope.

Anyway, Disney had a problem though. A marketing Issue. Big Daddy C has a marketing Issue with the Blacks. Disney being understanding and willing to take it in the ass calmly did a marketing plan to down play a cast member in the posters and commercials. I mean you don’t want to be offensive to a culture that doesn’t like the Blacks. It would be a marketing Issue.

Now Disney the whore that she is carried on her plan for the rest of the shit show of three movies.

It is what it is. You know.

The more things change the more bullshiters still go on bullshitting.

I would be angry if I didn’t see a little dark humor in all of it. I do. You can’t yell at the moon and demand it glow with pink and blue stripes. Still though.

Fuck Disney. Fuck their movies and fuck frozen one and two.

Let it go! Holy shit!!

In a previous job life I had to sit in a room of kids and hear that fucking song twice in one day.

Damn I’m getting PSD flashbacks. Fuck it. For that fucking song alone I can feel my blood start boil.

I deserve a like or a damn laugh out of you for this shit. This is prime material.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Racism is stupid and makes no intellectual sense…unless…no it’s stupid

The title is a work in the process. But, wouldn’t change it. Let’s get down to a definition behind the word racism:

Racism is prejudice and discrimination towards people based on their race or ethnicity. Today, the term “racism” has a powerful emotional component, representing one of the least acceptable social behaviors and political positions in mainstream Western society

I’ve tried but it makes no sense to me any other way racism is stupid. I think it’s part of the fact I never grew up around people that dis-liked because low their own simulated idiotic narratives in their own minds.

I grew up in a mixed race neighborhood with high rate of democrat on every block and black man washing a new car once every Saturday and Mr. Shapiro waving a good morning to me every time he saw me on the street.

My brief childhood bio:

I never was made to feel inferior in my own life or could really understand prejudice but through the lenses of historical movies, books or plays. But, then again. I’m talking about the classic 1900s version of racism. The 2000s version of racism? Well, how can anyone who thinks critically really understand it. 

How can someone make you feel an emotion that doesn’t exist in the way you view yourself? Do you believe with a word or strange worldview has the magical power to determine who you are?

If someone called you an apple and they meant within their fantasy worldview that you are below what it means to be a human or they thought you were really an apple. How could you really take that person’s words seriously as a mature adult with a reasonable mind. Wouldn’t you think within reason this person is either drunk, a fool or completely insane.

What is the motivation behind the fantasy of racism? Here are my observations on the issue. You be the judge with this makes sense or not.

Observation #1 From the past: Person A wants to hold the power and land within his group within his country but their are groups B & C in his country. Person decides to get his group who has larger numbers to B who were in the conquered country and simple exclude them on the grounds of them being conquered. Group C is the forced slavery but less in number so Group A further de-value Group C for the purpose of simple excluding them from a share in the land and power. Nothing to do with hate or real factual evidence of less human worth. It was about money and power.

Faster forward in time.

Observation #2 In the Present: Miss D wants to hold power, money and position in a high paying government job. She has winning strategy. Give her group free stuff and cocaine promises of a better tomorrow. She is genius and keeps her job for fifty plus years. A problem raises though. She is losing numbers on her team. Her dim witty sister on the other team doesn’t know this is happening she’s to busy being old and fat while trying to be cool like her super model sister Miss D. Miss D starts shopping around for more people who like her sales pitch. She finds them in another country. How can she bring them over to her team. Miss D starts looking in her tool box of magic spells and brings out her grandpa’s magic wand of Racism on all people working them up to look down a empty well while she starts sneaking behind her extra numbers in the back door and hiding them under her bed and when Miss D needs some numbers to add to her next company election Miss D is going to have her numbers and her cocaine pie.

Conclusion: Racism is a tool for the rich or powerful to use against the poor or ignorant to rob them of their liberty and freedom for comfort and government cocaine pie.

L. M. Parker