A tale of two blogs….holy shit.

Alright after yesterday’s post on R.C. Waldun getting his book reviewed and his ass being taken to the yard…

Metaphorically speaking of course all in good book nerd shit fun I had to read R. C. Waldun’s shit and study this dude’s writing to see if it’s all hype and bullshit about him being a writer’s writer and all that cap.

Note: I hate using cap or capping instead of bullshit or bullshiting but I’m going to keep trying it out to pretend I’m hip and youngster again

Okay, I’m looking on Waldun’s site checking out his writing and reading his blog…..

His writing is…..alright. It’s okay in the short form of blogging writing. Nice grammer. Nice flavor of words. I just had one fucking problem I couldn’t name and then I compared his blog writing to another writer I like.

Catxman’s blog is a different story entirely then Waldun’s site/blog.

Catxman has that shit kicking sense of humor I like and that blunt hammer to the head honesty and real talk that leaps off the screen and dances in your head when you hear his voice….

The voice….the finger print of a writer and at what level he is at is that voice. It’s not just the word choices. It’s the intention to those word choices and the ability to say fuck the rules and make up your rules for your voice and your style…..

R. C. Waldun’s writing voice is…weak sauce. It’s boring ass shit. He has a firm grasp on the rules and what they are but fuck…he’s to fucking boring. He’s still either taking it to easy or has no idea of the concept of bullshiting a little to make the shit entertaining for the reader.

I shit you not the dude has a post on the reason he writes. That is….fucking dispassionate boring bullshitting. The shit reads like the dude is still at tier one of writing.

In closing….

Holy shit. This dude. Needs about twenty more years before his shit gets done cooking because right now it’s weak sauce on a mayonnaise shit sandwich.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

P. S.

Daydreaming is my profession gets it. Study this shit. This mother fuck-ahh is a fucking veteran of the craft.

KDBooks takes R.C. Waldun to school….

Holy shit.

Fair warning this is premium book nerd shit.

Alright here’s the link to the book review of R.C. Waldun’s newest book?!

Short introduction to KDBooks. He’s a book hound with PHd in literature bullshit sniffing. He’s picked up a dumpster fire scent from the book.

The short summary is holy shit take the book off the shelves and take it back to be edited in a book editing hospital. Put that bitch in the intensive care unit for miss spellings, grammer and a lack of give a damn.

Holy shit.

The extreme levels of big dick energy rage had your dude wanting to take KDBOOKS to a bar for a fucking beer just to console his soul on having to read and study the book in question.

Holy shit.

This dude examined the book from the cover to lettering, to quotes, to plot (the fuck?!) and to the story. (The shit)

My thoughts….

Holy fucking hell?!

What the piss?

What kind of bullshit logic is that?

Mate, come on bro. You didn’t edit this shit. Mate you got to take this shit off the shelf bro. Your embarrassing yourself Mate.

My conclusion…

R. C. Waldun is a great video essayist to a point. He’s also twenty years old and really doesn’t know enough about life then he thinks he does or himself.

We’re living in a post literate era. R. C. Waldun is a product of that. As am I.

Holy shit! I can’t believe he put that shit out like that. Waldun has a huge following and supporters. He has a bigger commitment to them in the least get the spelling in the fucking title correct.

You know I feel like a hypocritical asshole for how many spelling errors I do and have to correct on my blog being critical of Waldun but….

Damn it to hell and back I’m not the fucker that is presenting myself as a university scholar and lover of academia and all that bullshit. He is an academic. He’s been going to school a long ass time….hmm.

Pause.

Why the fuck is he still in school?

What the fuck is his objective to being there? Real talk, school isn’t life. School is prep work for what you want to do in your life. Who the fuck wants to stay in school forever?

Fuck it. The dude needs to stick to video work because at least he gets his work edited properly.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

I’m at a stand still with throne of bones..

Thank God for the Luminaries. Real talk. I can’t even be paid to give a fuck about this one chapter.

I got five fucking pages to go and I’m like holy fucking shit it feels like a mile a away to getting past this shit.

In a way I’m getting a feeling the evil old bastard that got shanked on the street was right the whole time in his schemes of world domination. But, the fuck I care. Still glad he’s dead and gone..ohhh.

Fuck em. Again. Fucker danced with the devil his bitch ass eventually got his shit kicked in. He was a fucking murder. Fuck him and his murderous mourning family.

His plan was shit anyway. He should have tried to shrink (the blank) and let people have their own shit and be left the fuck alone.

I don’t like spoilers for books I like. I highly recommend A Throne of Bones. Inspite of my current bullshit battle with this chapter.

Anyway, I have to speed read through the shit on a day I’ll get the nerve. Until then which might be next year at my pace I’ll read The Luminaries.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

It’s been a bit of time and I’m dipping back in the Luminaries…

I had to take some time away from reading the book but I’m dipping back into now that I have a quiet moment to myself.

The narrator….I missed her. She’s very much apart of the time and heavily wishing to tell you the tale as it unfolds.

Again…

I just have that feeling every time I listen to her voice recounting the events as they unfold and keeping back personal details she knews leaving it up to the characters to reveal the secrets one droplet of information at a time.

I’m still in the beginning of the mystery. I’m taking my time and enjoying the casual walk feel of the plot.

I like it. The first character again interests me. I can take my time with this….

The first whisper of…..

The 8.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg.

One day, one day soon I will finish reading Dune.

I love the 1984 Dune movie as a kid. I was weird, it was an experience and it was….

Boring at times. But, I still loved it.

I tried reading Dune. The first book in the series. Children of Dune fucked me up bad. I could understand Frank’s need to understand Jesus and all that bullshit but fucking hell. It was a mind fuck.

Mind you I read first book Dune and got that feeling from it that I was about to get mind fucked as I got half in the shit. I know where I stopped and what made me stop. I might even know the page number but I had to stop.

I got sneak mind fucked with Ender’s game. That shit fucked me up for years. Yes I know about the other books. Hell no I ain’t reading that shit.

I’m not saying either book is bad. The opposite. Those books works of fucking art. I’m saying that shit will fuck with you because it makes you think about the human condition and the nature of being human and the concepts of morality, justice and God. That for me I had to pause and just on that shit.

Books like Dune won’t be forgotten or lost in time. It is cemented in human western cultural stories.

But, holy shit. That shit still fucks with me.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

P. S.

Frank Herbert is a fucking genius.

Rediscovering Double Star by Robert A. Heinlein

Thank the Lord books are cheap. I’m perusing thriftbooks.com yesterday just looking through the site for books I might like and books I’ve read and never bought before.

I come across in passing Double Star at the public library. I read it once ten plus years ago in college. Not for any perticular class just to read because the cover just caught me.

The cover was the thing I remembered but funny thing is I didn’t remember the author or title. Weird I know but I’m getting later on. It’s really on the cheap because well…who the fuck is looking for it but book nerds.

I love the story. Politics. Comedy and interesting likeable relateable characters. No spoilers.

It’s a weird time I find myself in. I’m becoming more engaged in building my library then gaming most days. I look at political simulation we’re and it just makes me want to get lost in again books like I did when I was kid.

It’s a welcome rest at times.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

Okay. I’m interested in reading…The Luminaries by Eleanor Catton

Alright. I heard this review of this book and it has all the elements of brilliant weirdness that are sparking my interest..still right now reading wise I’m busy. I reading Throne of Bones by Vox Day. I took a break for a few weeks or so but I’m back on it.

Throne of Bones will take me about the rest of the year to finish but I love it. It’s just a wild ride.

But, I’m seriously interested in getting The Luminaries. In hardback.

Plot driven. Strong characters. Interesting web of a world of twisting events.

You know I was thinking about getting that switch combo but peeping the price on books again and I’m again thinking about saying fuck the switch for a couple more months until Breath of Wild 2 comes out fingers crossed next year.

It’s the weekend. I’m going to be into my books with no shirt on today.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

The Neverending Story the first movie hocked me but the fucking book is a masterpiece (book nerd shit)

Hot damn! What a book.

I wish I could say I read it when I was young but I read late. The first movie was my introduction the second can’t hold a candle to the first and book..

Well the book. Is the reason some stories need to be told and some stories will forever beloved by all that taste of them.

I can remember seeing it at the library on shelve and couldn’t believing it was there. I picked it and still couldn’t believe I was holding it. I took it and I read it.

It didn’t fuck with me like mostly every fucking classic need to read this book seemed to do in the day. It was a more enjoyable and magical tale and journey then both the movies and I still wonder to this day how in the fuck did the author get away with writing about the nothing and how absolute power currupts absolutely in the day….

Sweet Jesus! What a book. It was hard getting through that second half but the payoff in the end was gold.

No review. No spoilers. Please read it at least once.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Ernst Hemingway taught the importance of voice (writing Craft) and (book nerd shit)

I’m not much of a scenery writer or that in the category of crazy ass balls genius. I just write and I enjoy the process of figuring out the moving parts of a story but most importantly…

I like voice.

You know that neverland feeling you get when you listen to a story and the characters voice and personality seem so real to you that you begin to weigh and question the motives of an imagined character.

It’s the one time in your adult life your allowed to go on rants about what the fuck was Frank thinking entertaining a thought of fucking with that bitch. I know. He wasn’t thinking at all. That bitch sat on his lap and took over the thinking department.

Love at first sight? More lust when she sat on his…

What the hell was I talking about? Yeah. Voice. I dig Hemingway’s pose with writing a voiced charecter that put you in the driver’s seat in the story.

I like that is a kin to magical for me. Story wise for with his stories and few I’ve read. I don’t care so much.

I like strong believable charecters you can hate, love or love to hate.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

Amazon is going converging into the shiter (book nerd shit)

In general you know my opinion on the stable of GOP hoes but this article has enough warning signs on it to get me on edge.

The short of it is that Amazon is going to start banning Conservative book authors under the ban of “hate speech” so that’s all she wrote.

I got a couple of books on Amazon and I bought the occasional item or book from the site. I got no bone in the dog fight between corporate cocain Democrats and Stable of Conservative hoes..

Yet..

A site that is going to start banning books from authors they don’t like sounds my bullshit alarm up. I’m looking at ways of getting my books through my blog or another website I control.

I guess that’s my problem. I don’t like when someone has to much power over my shit and whether I can sell my shit.

Anyway, it’s just some shit I’ve been thinking about.

Warm, Regards

Guardiandogg

The long moonlight a casual read (book nerd shit)

The story is the tale of a thief in fantasy world of magic and mystic. The story is simple and a note shot read you can finish on a one hour bus ride.

Get it only if you enjoy a good lyrical trip of words and a nice journey.

As you may or may not have discerned about me. I am a lover of all things poetic and lyrical.

I just enjoy poetry as my go to rank of the media of creative words woven together.

I enjoy the author’s books and video videography for his personality and wordsmith art. That word smith art is in full display in his first novela.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg