I’m at the fucking day job trying to get some mother fucking information so I can do my job. I’m talking with a manager in the damn office and the bullshit came in behind me catching me on the sly.

Some young black dude came in with another manager. They get into the shit about him being basically late all the mother fucking time. This bitch starts laying on the charm all that bullshit trying to con his way out of possibly losing his job for being a dumbass.

Pause.

There are more details to this shit but trust me. It’s simple the black dude was fucking around and testing the patience of managers that just wanted him to come to work, and work and keep the fuck ups to a small limited time. Why? So they don’t have to get their asses cewed out by their bosses for his shit.

Fucking hell!

I get a shit kicking headache just hearing this bitch talk on and on and on. No one’s buying the bullshit. The cap. The fucking capping kept flowing like a mother fucking river. There was no stop cap to his ever flowing waterfall of bullshit.

Holy shit.

This mother fuck-ah even tried that charm shit on me. Bitch please. Fucking dumbass had your boy in awe of his shameless fast talking ass. Then at the end of his charm. This dumb mother fuck-ah gets pissy and walks out like he’s the one whose being abused.

Mother fucker. My damn ears are bleeding from enduring your bullshit for ten minutes. I wasn’t even supposed to be there. This mother-

Pause. Breathe in breathe out.

Fucking hell. I can’t stand a over talking bitch that thinks a smile and charm will get his ass out of some fucking serious shit of his own making.

Warm regards

Guardiandogg