A week away from Christmas the family has a dinner party at the family estate. Great grandson and Great Papo have a discuss in the library.
“Alright youngester what you want for Christmas a new car or tickets to Hawaii on Christmas day?” Great Papo asked me.
I sat my soda down and gave my girlfriend a look as she snickered. “You don’t have to give me anything man. I was wondering if you and Great Lady would like to go with me and my girl somewhere.”
Great Papo frowned but nodded. “Sure. Anywhere your paying I’m going just as long as it’s a good time. Vegas?”
I smiled and nodded. “Yep. You have to keep it a secret though from the family.”
Great Papo stared at me. “Your getting married?”
“Yes.” My girlfriend said with a grin.
Great Papo frowned at me. “You got her knocked up already?”
Ah shit. He was thinking to much. “No. We just wanted to do something special and sense you and Great Lady have been so encouraging to us well we wanted you to be there.”
He shook his head not buying it. He looked at his woman who was sitting quietly at his side reading a magazine and smoking a cigar. “Woman. What this sound like to you?”
“It sound like some bullshit or youngster hurrying things along before Jr. Does something. I think it’s a good idea.” Great Lady said.
Great Papo looked like he was about to explode. He didn’t though to my surprise. He sat quietly. He looked at my girlfriend. “I thought we had an agreement? Why is there a need to rush things? Is that fucking Boomers offers so appealing to you?”
My girlfriend smiled. “No. That fucking Boomer son of yours is sending hockers around my man to seduce him into fucking them. I caught one of the sluts trying to lie about them fucking in front of my face.”
Great Papo stared at her. “How in the fuck do you know it’s the fucking Boomer planning this shit?”
” My future father in-law investigated it for me. He gave us the tickets and is making the Boomer believe you and my man are going off to Vegas for Christmas while I’ll be here alone. The fucking Boomer had been texting me about coming over to his place for Christmas.”
Great Papo stared at her and then looked away to me. “Holy shit youngster. I thought the fucking Boomer would let the shit go after a while but now I got to make plans to nip this is shit in the bud permeantly.”
Holy shit. “Great Papo?!”
Great Papo shook his head. “No.”
I looked at Great Lady who was silent. “Great Lady can’t you-“
She shook her head. “No. Jr hasn’t let this shit go. We don’t do this kind of shit. You two are getting married and your great grand father will take take of Jr.’s little problem. Now what pie do you want me to make for you for Christmas?” Great Lady said ending any discussion on the matter.
Great Papo nodded to himself. His gaze was faraway now. “I’m going to get that lying backstabbing Boomer. He’s fucked with me for the last time.”