The Edge (1996) movie also called the art of being a fucking man.

Every male must become a bad ass. It is not optional it is the means and mode to men’s survival.

The story…

A rich mother fucking man named Jim AlphaDog heads into the wild to meet up with his young wife at a cottage only to discover the slut had been cheating on him with her beta bitch photographer.

How does he find the shit out? He’s a mother fucking man my dude. He’s got two eyes and a functioning brain.

He gets on a plane with the beta bitch and some black dude that has a RIP tattoo on his head for some reason. Anyway, plane crashs in the fucking wild my dude.

The rest of movie is about Jim trying to survive beta bitch and the bear. It’s man against fucking nature. Jim is a fucking alpha my dude. He sets out to let nature and that fucking bear know who the fuck they’re dealing with.

Pilot dead. Black dude dies later because of beta bitch simp fucking around. How??? Black dude is killed by a fucking bear.

The rest of the movie is a fucking anthem to Big Dick Energy and will to survive wild and a beta bitch simp by your side. The last great movie in honor of what a fucking man is my dude.

Fucking legend.

The words of a fucking big dick alpha dog.

“That fucking bear is hunting us my dude. That fucking bear is out to kill us my dude. Fuck that shit. We going to kill that fucking bear my dude.” The Alpha said.

“Jim we can’t-” beta simp bitch says.

“Shut you bitch ass up punk and speak like a fucking man. We’re going to kill the fucking bear say it.” The Alpha says.

“We’re going to the bear.” Beta bitch whispers.

“No bitch. Put some fucking bass in your voice my dude. Say it. We’re going to kill the fucking bear. Say it.” The Alpha says.

“We’re going to kill the fucking bear.” The man says.

“What one man can do another man can do. We’re going to kill that fucking bear. I’m going to skin that fucking bitch’s skin and make a jacket and eat it for dinner my dude. Now stop your bitching and let’s make some spears to kill that bitch.” The Alpha.

Holy shit the fucking spirit of manhood and survival will of man brings fucking tears to my eyes. That’s what a fucking man is my dude.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

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