My thoughts on the 1990s movie Defending your life..stop being a pussy and grab that bitch.

Holy shit. The main character is a mother fucking beta bitch simp throughout the movie until…he finally gets his fucking balls up and stops being a bitch.

I saw this shit when I was a fucking kid my dude. I didn’t know or care about the fucking religious bullshit behind it and still don’t care. I saw the movie as don’t be afraid be brave.

Okay. Now I’m an old fuck and I’m thinking now it’s don’t be a bitch snatch that female up my dude.

Damn. Daniel Miller is the main character. He dies and wakes up in a strange new place totally out of it.

The place is a holding area for souls between the next stage and earth.

Some east Asian bullshit religious shit American bootlegged.

Anyway, he’s on trial for his life but not really. He’s to much of dumbass to figure out that everybody is waiting for him to stop being a fucking pussy and move the fuck on to the next level.

He meets Julia. Miss perfect. No. That’s not fair. She has one fault she likes Daniel. No one is perfect. Julia has her shit together though so she’s just waiting to move on. They become friends when Daniel grabs her notice by clowning some asshole on a comedy stage.

Daniel has Julia smiling, laughing all the time and lit up. All signs say she wants him to fuck her. I didn’t know anything about fucking at the time. I was six or eight. I just knew she’s smiling at him and likes to talk and touch him.

I ain’t attracted to ladies like Merly Streep even when I was a kid I thought she was okay looking in her prime.

I liked the charecter Julia though. She was fun and had a radiant welcoming presence about her and best of all no female bullshit. You got what you got with her. That’s the kind of chicka you put on a nice bed.

Yes. I’m not attracted to females like Merly Streep but if a female had that personality of course I would hit it.

Daniel is a fuck up. He’s been sent back to earth or the back of the line countless times because he’s a pussy. He can’t seem to understand that everyone in the fucking place is pleading with him to stop being a damn pussy.

The night of his last trial date he’s nervous that he might lose his case.

Holy shit. What a fucking ass clown.

Julia knows he’s nervous but she really would like him to fuck her. The lady is close to begging him to take her up stairs and…

Holy shit. I fucking hate Daniel. I can’t stand this beta bitch simp. All his whinning and crying and fears about going back to earth and this fucker ass clown turns down the fucking lady of his dreams because he’s not sure if he should lose focus on case??

Bitch please. I don’t know my dude. Real talk. This is sounding like some bullshit. Even a real beta bitch simp wouldn’t turn down free pussy from a female mildly attractive that likes you.

Even if I had lost my case. I would have taken that bitch and ran off to fucking mars or where ever the fuck with my woman.

Pause.

Sorry about that. Anway, Daniel turns down Julia….holy shit.

The lawyers bring up the video of him punking out call him on it. This bitch still doesn’t get it.

They had to put this bitch on a bus and watch the love of his life being driven away on another bus. His female is fucking crying out for him while his bitch ass is looking at her.

Holy shit….holy mother fucking shit.

It took this much for him to get some balls and chase after that bitch before she got away.

The fucking shit burns my balls my dude.

If you happen to be like Daniel and you’ve come to the right place listen up you beta bitch simp. There is a female out there that wants you to fuck them. The only thing standing in her way is your bitch ass simping to fucking whores on OnlyFans.

Don’t be a fucking beta bitch Daniel Miller. Be a fucking dominant big dick energy Cobra, 80s aviators and shit kicking attitude required.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

P.S. I was a pussy like Daniel but I never ever had a lady like Merly Streep asking me to fuck her. Real talk. I never had and never will have the will power to turn down a 5’5 shorty that would suggest she would like to see my table in my apartment.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s