I’m working on a new poetry book. Amazon sucks balls and other short stories

I think I might sell it on Amazon just to imagine the look on a corporate beta bitch simp’s face when he sees that title and gets pissed off.

Hmm.

The second book I’ll title: American Highlander’s guide to being a bad ass instead of a beta bitch simp.

I know the title is long but the temptation to fuck with these people is often times to hard to resist.

Though whoever the fuck has the rights to the name Highlander will want to sue my ass for it.

Pause.

How in the fuck shit can someone own the rights to the name Highlander?

Fuck it I’m not going down that road I’d be writing and ranting for days.

Anyway, what do you think?

How much does Amazon suck on a balls to dick ratio?

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

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