Midnight. Karaoke night. Two guys and one song about Wild Pussy…(comedy)

I was at this restaurant late night with a girl 5’5 a shorty with a nice smile and a great backside and wearing a tiny red dress. I didn’t have to do much work this time. I got her and she had me with a smile of encouragement.

Anyway, it was karaoke night. Two dudes got up on the stage. One black rambo and a shit kicking cowboy. Both dateless and they both looked like shit.

I groaned. I was ready to get on with the shorty back to my place.

I heard a jumpy guitar rift and nice drum combination of some Jamaican cool tune of live band. What? I looked and saw they had two other fellas with them as back up.

The shorty smiled liking the tune to. There was a playfulness in her eyes and warmth about her that told me this bitch is in the mood.

The two dudes started moving to the music. They were feeling it but they looked like they were skipping on stage in no direction just in the moment to be playful and no fucks given.

The black rambo begins with a speed through rap I couldn’t give two damns to follow entirely. Something about a shorty with a nice booty and him getting lucky. Some ordinary shit. I was starting to get annoyed.

The black Rambo pauses and looks to his partner. Shit kicking cowboy looks at him and then at us and says.

“That was some…

WILD PUSSY!! Ohhh. Ohhh. Yeah!”

What the fuck?! That came out of nowhere.

They look out in to the audience like two hunters on safari. I laughed. Shorty was trying to be offended but my face made her guffaw loudly along with everyone else.

The shit kicker wasn’t done. He started singing but looked at his partner ignoring the audience.

“Where did she come? Where did meet her? Give me, the details. Does she have sister? Tell me more…bro.”

Damn. Cowboy was singing like a rock star trying to start a panty collection.

Black Rambo wasn’t to be out done though.

“Shorty was shopping with her sisters. I came right at her. I gave her my game. I took her away. Back to my place. I laid it on her. To two in morning. I got her number. But that was some….

WILD PUSSY!! Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah.”

They skipped off the stages as the music faded and we clapped for them.

Warm Regards,

Guardiandogg

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