I fucking love puerto ricans…(comedy)

Listen..life has it’s strange twists and turns. Sometimes you end up in places you never thought about or dreamed of going to.

I ended up in Texas because I was a pussy at the time and my mother was driving the car. But, the only excuse I give is I was writing a book at the time and I didn’t give a fuck all to much.

Anyway, I found my way into Texas. The long Star state that I kid you not is the place where the punk ass bitch gets kicked out of you from the jump.

Let me ramble a bit. I’m getting to my point. I land a fucking job out of nowhere and I get to start working around a multicultural setting of almost every tribe of humans known to men. Top two tribes being puerto ricans and shit kicking, long star cowboys.

I have a special place in my heart for lone star shit kickers but puerto ricans my dude.

Holy shit!

I kid you not I got two puerto rican spirit brothers of mean I love dearly. The rest are all Cassinova big dick mother fuckers. The females are feminine by default and pretty across the board.

The most friendly, hard working and charming people. Damn. I wish I can say the same for my skin folk around here but my skin folk cousins are pretty much the same all over. Different levels of bullshit you have to work through.

Hey, I keep it grade A real. We ain’t perfect but we are genuine.

Puerto ricans my dude. They bring the charm and spirit of a warm presense and friendly good will. They get shit done, clock out and get in their car blast their la la bum ba music and go home and take care of their families.

I fucking love them. Family and work ethic. What the fuck else is there?

Fuck it I love their music to. They own that shit. They own who they are. They talk in their language and always are what they are and holy shit do they love to party.

That’s some real shit. I haven’t met one puerto rican once that tried to mask themselves to be something they are not. I fucking love that. Maybe I’m seeing things from culture shock glasses. Maybe there are some fake puerto rican mother fuckers out there…

Fuck that noise. That’s propaganda horse shit my guy.

Puerto ricans are on that real shit. Come at me bro tell me I’m lying.

Warm Regards

Guardiandogg

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